The Tennis player By Robin Ator When you face her across the tennis court, you know that it's going to be like someone firing tennis balls from a cannon. Your best bet is to try to avoid getting hit on the head by one of her ace services. And the winner gets to take the top position in the locker-room afterwards.
		The Schoolgirl Pin By Lee Burks She's no schoolgirl, but you're immovably pinned. Time to submit, and let her do whatever she wants to you. Maybe it won't be too painful. Not that you have any choice, really. So just close your eyes and hope that she's in a good mood.
		Teddy Bear By Cancuz Say hello to Teddy Bear. Teddy bear always sleeps with me, because I do hate sleeping by myself. Do you hate sleeping by yourself? Have you got a Teddy Bear? I always kiss my Teddy Bear goodnight, and he tells me that he loves me. Does your Teddy bear love you? I bet you wish you had a Teddy bear to love.
		Darla Steele By The Kidd She just likes hurting men. Badly. Surrender isn't an option, she doesn't take prisoners. No surrender, no escape. You just ran out of options. Maybe you should have thought of that before stepping into the ring.
		Wonder Woman By Ihcoyc Xpictoc You have been a good boy, haven't you? I wouldn't like to think that you've been bad, because we all know what happens to bad boys, don't we? So, I'll just put my little lassoo round you, and then you'll do whatever I want, won't you. Oh yes. Oh it'll be great fun, you'll see.
		The Bottle Opener By Kinky Jimmy No, it's a bottle opener. Yes, really. Yes, I know it's big, some of the bottles are pretty big, you know. The hammer? Uh, in case the cork gets stuck and I have to hammer it in. Look, do you want me to come over there and show you how it works? OK, then, stop asking dumb questions.
		Iron Girl By David C. Matthews Actually, my name is Tetsuko, that translates to "Iron Girl". Why Iron Girl? Well, why do you think? Yes, the hair is a bit of a problem. I have to wash it every day, and I brush it for half an hour at night, although sometimes I get some help with that. There's usually a few volunteers willing to help.
		Andrah By Dr Otto Andrah's physiology is based on nitrogen as opposed to water, but a hypermetabolic rate keeps her body temperature at about 101 degrees fahrenheit. This same metabolism is responsible for her daily intake requirement of 20,000 calories. Her body allows for ingestion and processing of both organic and inorganic substances. She has the strength of approx. 25 strong human males, and is highly resistant to all but anti-vehicular weapons.
		Scotia By ScoArtist Scotia--The Celtic goddess named for Scotland or Scathach -(Scau-ahch) as used in Ireland: goddess of healing, magic, martial arts, and prophecy. Called the Shadowy One, She Who Strikes Fear, and the Dark Goddess, she was a strong warrior woman and prophetess who lived in Albion....possibly on the Isle of Skye, where she taught martial arts to the Celts.
		Welcome By Mister E I'm here to welcome people to Diana the Valkyrie's web site. Come on in, sweetie, I won't hurt you. No, all the rumours are untrue. What, this? It's my sword, called "Castrator". I use it for peeling apples and slicing cheese. Well, you have to give a sword a good name, don't you?
		Wanna wrestle? By Wreck Shop OK, no weapons, just you and me, honey. Just the weapons that Mother nature gave us, honey. Just this body against your poor wimpy soft man's body, honey. And it's no good waving that little thing at me unless you know how to use it.
		The Drill Sargeant By Yitzhak YOU! You horrible little excuse for a pathetic wimp! Call yourself a soldier? Call yourself a man? You're not even a man, just a boy, playing at toy soldiers. Now drop 'em and give me twenty, and if you can't, I'll show you how to do it with one arm, like a girl does it.
		Trixie Triceps By Zebodoid Smile? I am smiling. This is a smile. Want to discuss that? OK then, ask me something else. Oh, I don't know, sixty, seventy, I have to have them made specially, I can't buy off the peg.

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