Would you like to play a game with me?
I haven't seen anything like this anywhere else on the internet. I've set up a robotic arm that you can control five ways; rotate, shoulder, elbow, wrist and gripper. I've set up a webcam so that you can see what you're doing.
The cool thing is that you're making things happen several thousand miles from where you sit in front of your computer - the Bionic Arm is in England, in my home. Have fun!
Elizabeth the Cyber-Valkyrie is here all day, every day, and you can talk to her as long as you like. She's quite good at understanding about things like female muscle, amazons, Valkyries, lift-and-carry, wrestling, scissors and all the subjects you've always wanted to talk to a Cyber-Valkyrie about. And she won't tell anyone what you and she talk about, not even Diana!
If you have WebTV, then you can still have a session with Elizabeth
We secretly mounted a camera in the Valkyrie Gym, members of the web site can watch what goes on inside.
Please don't use this except in an emergency; you wouldn't want to be responsible for shutting down the entire web site.
I was born within the sound of Bow Bells, so I'm a Cockney. I grew up speaking like a Cockney. Cockney isn't just rhyming slang. So, I've translated the entire internet into Cockney.
In many cities in the world, you can sit in a cafe, drink coffee, and play chess while the world kibitzes. Well, you'll have to make your own coffee, but here's the chess game.
The original classic Asteroids game. If you didn't play it then, you'll be surprised how addictive it is. If you did play it then, you'll want to check this out.
The classic Breakout game. If you didn't play it then, you'll be surprised how addictive it is. If you did play it then, you'll want to check this out.
Based on the old Space Invaders.
Good graphics, and sound effects
Ever fancied being the tail gunner in a starship?
Based on the old Tetris.
3-D Carpet Golf. If your office isn't big enough to have your own carpet golf, then come and use this one.
In this game you have the great opportunity to be a mailman - Cliff Clavin from Cheers.
A frustrating game of blocking and progress
(c) 1996 Diana the Valkyrie. A hard man is good to beat.