Alison part 2 It's time. Yes it's time. It's time to tell the story of how this life support system came to being in the fist place! This is gonna be long! Note: this one leans more to the horror side of Sci-Fi: fantasy. Because of it's extreme length and intentional use of nonconventional language I would require eight hours to convert it to WP format and spell check it. That's why this one was shipped As-Is. Volume 5 ---------- Book 1! ----------- By A.T.G. C.1 Divergant Views very goddam long ago on a dustball very goddamn far away... Justin (who else? I'm in a rut.) was in attendance at a meeting of the Commision, A group of elected officials and notable persons entrusted with the responsibility of guiding the future of this very goddamn far away planet. The Commisioner had a proposal. He began by reading a list of gripes about dayly life (almost identical to the one that resulted in the Soul Crystals.) He began his porposal. The propsal was so sick that it just made Justin want to puke. What was even more apalling was the fact that the other people in atendance were in favor of the idea. The idea had occoured to Justin too but he decided it was rediculous and decided it was best to throw it in the metaphorical dustbin. "This technology is best described by the man who created it Mr.Justin John, the great physisit! A round of applause please!" Cheers rang out. Justin could only see his own face reflected on the 'Podium's' teleprompter. He had been notified that he was to give a talk about the new technology that he had lead the development. He had been kept in the dark as to what context he was to give his speech. His speech appeared next to his face on the display. A cursor appeared at the place he had planned to start. Justin had already decided to go AWOL and ad-hock the speech. Only now it wasn't a speech he was giving but a desperate plea for the crowd to listen to reason. "I designed my technology to preform minior cosmetic alterations by re aranging a person's cells and DNA. It was never intended to preform such a large scale operation. That doesn't mean it isn't up to the task. It is. That's not the point. This is a BAD idea. Therefore I will not endorse this venture. You would sujest we just crawl into a collective hole and call it progress? That's madness!" Justin noted with satisfaction that the teleprompter was going beserk. The Commisioner was somewhat supprised by Justain's response. "I hope you will see the wisdom of this action..." "Yes I see it, and I think it's bogus. I am certain if a race of individuals could be created without the burdons of having to seek food and shelter and have the power to take on whatever form they would choose they would invariably choose to remain individual!" Further praticipation in the discussion would be pointless. Justin left. C.2 Meditations Justin was already home. The meeting was only a teleconference. His message box was already filling with comments about his speech. Most of them had a red voice tone tag on them denoting that the speaker was in a negitave state of mind. Several of the messages had a gold tag indicating a neutral voice tone. One of the messages had a blue voice tone tag (indicating a happy or cheerfull). Out of curiosity Jusin opened it. "Congratulations! You've succeded in making a complete ass out of yourself! Never before has anyone seen somebody tear their own achevements down like you just did. Your 'race of individuals' would do exactly waht we plan to do as soon as they were created. Have a rotton day!" Justin once agian entertained the idea that the commisioner had just brought to public attention. It really was almost appealing in a way. No it would get boring after a while and life would ceace to have any meaning. It would be nice but it would stink at the same time. If the other people could just see how rotton it would be... No they haven't had the time to think it thorugh all the way. What if... What if it was possible to create a race of beings just as described. Waht would they do? Justin knew that there was only one way to find out... "Hey Charles. I have another projet for you and the team. We need to generate an entire genome and supporting equipment. I would like you to start collecting the relevant files." "Who's the contractor?" "That isn't funny." "If I'm not getting paid, count me out." " What does getting paid matter?" "What would you wnat me out on the... " Charles suddenly connected the commisioner's idea to Justin's question "Holy shit It doesn't matter!" "Right. If you wnat anything to matter anymore you'd better get your ass in gear and get those files so I can get to work." "Why should I? You were the one who put his foot in his mouth. Why should I help you?" Charles hung up. Justin tried to recruit the other trustworthy members of his team. The answers he recieved were variations on what I've just related. Next he would have to try the untrustworthy members of his team. The trustworthy people on his team were good scientists, motivated by science. The untrustworthy people on the team were also good scientists but they were motivated by um alternitave reasons. Justin was aware of this but he also valued them because they had a different point of view and therefore may come up with something that the rest of the team may have missed. As fortune would have it one of the less trustworthy scientists did decide to help. The both of them working shifts should be able to get a new body designed before the Commisioner's plan could be put into action. C.3 Designs Joe and justin agreed to meet at the labratory. They were in Justin's office. Justin's main interest was in physics and secondarily in computers and artificial intelegence. Most of his projects have been in those areas. It was a fluke that he got a contract for a project in what he thought was cosmetic surgery. To satisfy the contract he had hired people like joe who where experts in this field. "I'm so glad you decided to help me with this one, Joe." (a slight exaderation). "Thank you, It's my pleasure. What's the plan?" "We need to create a humanoid species that is entirely independant of outside support. This I hope will disuade people from taking the road that the commision seems so much in favor of." Joe paused to give it some thought. "Okay. I think I already have something along those lines, Lemme go get it for you." Joe left, jogged down to his office and returned with what looked like a large medical referance book. Justin flipped through the book. The text contianed a detailed explaination of the genetic and biological procsses of a living orgainism. He had already come up with a very ambitous but not completely impractical design for a life support system (it still had a lot of question marks in the power supply and computer aspects). The plans also included some sort of neural interface. "Why this is incredible, with this device the person could interact directly with a computer!" "Um actually I intended that to be a type of remote controll device." Justin frowned. "So what does the final product look like?" Joe took the book, flipped to a laminated page and handed it back. The final product was to all intents and pourposes just a sex toy, big breasts (not to justin's tastes) The body had no hands (the arm ended at the elbo and the legs likewise at the knees). "Um No. What I'm looking for here is A man that can rip the arms off a ROBOT." Joe sighed. "Alright I'll go warm up the computer, It'll take about thirty minitues to load the appropriate DNA. Since our physique is past it's evolutionary peak I'll use one of our ancestors as a model. I'll call you when it's ready." "Thank you." "By the way we'll have to design the female first." "Why?" "The male is just a modified version of the female." "Really?" "Yes, If you like we can design a unix first and both genders will be modified versions of that." Justin just nodded. Justin was having his missgivings. He would very much prefer to work with someone else. Did he have a choice? No. This'll have to do. An agent of the commision arrived. Justin didn't really want to deal with these people anymore but he was just a bit curious as to what they wanted to bug him about. "We have come to contract your research team. We need you to do some heat and power difusion studys and engineering." Justin raised an eyebrow. The agent pulled out a sketch of the 'Home'. Justin looked at the drawing with a note of intrest. The structure would be in the shape of a Hershey's Kiss about three miles in diameter and three in height. "Hmph." "Do I gather that you aren't really interested in taking up this assignment?" "You do. Bye!" Justin waved the agent off with a grin. "Not so fast buster. This is a valuble research facility. We Need it." "Wonderfull." ---- Intermission ---- Women who actually had breasts are very rare on this distant planet. The men who are turned on by such things are even rarer. The women who have breasts were reciently pregnant, are suffering from a genetic mutation, or had them artificially stimulated to please themselves or their mates. Most men are turnned on by a woman's butt. Men (on this distant planet) who like breasts are generally heaped in the same boat with the homosexuals. C.4 Foundations Justin's flat chested wife is none too pleased when her husband moves twenty tonnes of hardware into her livingroom. Three weeks go down. Justin and Joe can say that they have finished roughing out the genes for the basic skelital structure and muscle atachment sights for the body that they are creating. The body design has come out well. If it was reenforcable it was indeed reenforced. In addition to teriffic strenght they added just about every redundancy they could think of. The other change they did was they fixed the face. They did away with the animal features and replaced it with modern features. The next step will be to work on the individual cell to make it as strong and resiliant as possible. These changes will include finding enzymes that will work in almost every possible environment. Justin was pleased that the project was moving along so fast. These early stages it are easy because they don't requrie any research, only design. Justin was a little ticked when Joe took the day off to go watch the groundbreaking for 'The Home'. It's foundations will be forever attached to the bedrock. No expense will be spared in the construction of this last monument to their civilization. The materilas will be the most durable available. C.5 Progress Six more months go by the wayside. Justin's research would have far exceded his means if it weren't so damn easy to bum stuff off of people. Justin could procure a hundred thousand dolar EKG macine for a handshake if he needed one (After he revelaed that he was a research scientist). As a direct result of making the celular sturcture suitable to an acquatic environment several variations of the normal design, an amphibious version and an acquatic version. (Alison could turn into a memrmaid or a whale if she wanted to or just grow webbed feet.) On the same day Justin comes up with a great idea and Joe makes his move. Justin realized that it wouldn't be dificult at all to create biological organs to preform telekenetic tasks. He would have to talk to Joe to find out how hard it would be to code the DNA. When Justin arrived at the make shift lab he took one look at Joe and knew that he had been up to no good on his shift. "What did you do this time?" "Oh nothing." "Nothing." Justin went over to the console to see how much nothing had happened. He discovered that Joe's brainstorm was a breast enlarger device. (functionally identical to Alison's) Sigh. "Tomorow you are going to work on utlraviolet vision or supersonic hearing, No more crap, Okay?" "Alright. No more crap." "You'd better... get some sleep." Justin watched Joe go back to Justin's guest room. Justin got to work on his idea. The other thing on his mind was the fact that the pourpose of this body was to talk people out of living in The Home. They aren't going to care if the only way you could have this body was to be born into it. The support system (already under develpment) would have to be extended to work with or convert a normal physiology to the patterns that he and Joe are trying to make. So much to do. Justin put in the next series of commands for the computer to chew on. Unless the computer runs into an unforseen hitch Justin would have the whole morning to himself. He decided to see how muc progress had been made on the Home. The builders of the home were in the process of bringing the structure's foundation up to ground level. The builders of the Tower City would have laughed at how pathetic the techniques being used were. Justin was very concerned that he wouldn't be able to complete his task in time to save civilization from self destructing. He would have to see to an alternate pla C.6 Support Technology The life support system was Justin's masterpiece. It cooked, it cleaned, and it even did the dishes! all with only about a thousand watts of external power (depending on conditions, less than a hair dryer). In short it could do almost anythig you could want it to do. Here are some examples. A welder, for example, could configure it to cover his torso so he could attach the power supply for his welder on his back and mount the welder itself at the end of his arm (like the Borg in Star Trek but not as ugly). It wouldn't matter which arm he chose to use because all members of this species is ambidexterous. A geologist could study the ocean bottom by causing it to form a flexible protective layer around Her body. With that she would be completely protected without having to cary any bulky equipment. Such an arrangement would make her practically indestructable. Normally it blends itself into the wearer's fleash and is invisable. Justin used a cathode ray replication unit to arrange the molecules into a maciene capable of producing the other macines that they needed. This macine was only the size of a small glass of water. Now all justin has to do is tell it what he wants built and give it enough energy to produce it. Justin ordered the device to generate a quantum memory module. Once Justin is satisfied with his designs he will transfer them itno this module. From there he will be able to generate the hardware htat he will need for his proposal. I'm not going to go describe in any great detail what the builders of the house had designed because it is so easily sumarized by one word. Conventional. (nothing we wouldn't be able to duplicate given twenty years or so.) C.7 Disturbing News. It was printed large on a special edition of the long defunct global newspaper. The 'ruler' of the House is to be selected by lottery. Five hundered people will recieve tickets qalifying them for the final raffle. Justin would have stepped up immediately to show the superiority of his technoligy but alas it wasn't ready yet. First it couldn't yet effectively duplicate the house... yet (Joe was working most diligantly to rectify that). Meanwhile Justin has a diferent problem on his shoulders. His task is to put all that junk that he had contrived into one integrated technology. Justin is really beginning to get nervous. He knew that he would be able to do the job. The question now is weather he will be able to finish it before the doors of the House open. He decided that he would need a contingency plan. It is almost certain that he would never be allowed to create his species on this distant planet because the builders of the House would see it as a threat. The stars. That was the answer. Justin would have to create a device that could create his species on another planet. Theoretically a propulsion system could be built to take a vessle to another planet within a hundred or so years. A propulsion systmem that James would have to design (sigh). Where would James get a vessle? The closest the people on this planet have gotten to space was a very impresive spy plane that was capable of suborbital flight. The last of those planes was de-commisioned a hundred and fifty years ago. James called a schematic diagram of the plane up onto his screen. He stared at it for an hour while he considered various modifications. "I'll get you later." C.8 The Presentation The next and last meeting of the Commision will be held on Wednesday. The 'ruler' of the house will be named on Monday. Justin was ready. The meeting couldn't come soon enough. Unfortunately on this day the meeting wasn't on the agenda for today. Today is monday! Just about everybody on the planet was tuned into the big event. Justin was watching only to verify the date of the opening of the house. The person who was selected to be the ruler of the house turned out to be a thirty five year old woman. Gabriella was fairly good loking, to James. James wondered wheather this rather nervous looking woman knew exactly what she was getting herself into. The members of the commision were greatly supprised to see that James had chosen to attend this meeting. They were downright astonished that James had actually attempted much less succeded in creating the species that he had delineated earlier. They, politely, lent James an ear. But when they saw how muscular both genders were to be and the fact that the female was to have breasts standard. They lost interest. James was successful in causing a stir. It was decided that there would be no change to the current plans. C.9 Spaceplane "Yessire She's one fine piece of macinery!" said the curator of Ed's aviation museum. James and Ed were standing in front of a sleek black plane. It looked almost exactly like the SR-71 except this plane had a scram jet mounted on the top of the fucelage and the botom of the plane was painted with red feathers to make it look like a bird for the air show that it used to be featured in. The top of the plane was coated in a thick white layer of dust. "I need your plane, Ed." "You're not thinking of flying it are you?" "I am." "Well you can't!" "Why not?" Ed was stopped cold. Ed shrugged. James has himself a good old fassioned spaceplane. It took only three days for James to install the payload and make the plane spaceworthy. It wouldn't even have been possible without the assistance of the tools that he had developed for the life support system. The most major change was the addition of a fusion reactor mounted in the payload bay. It supplied power to a set of inertial dampeners, a deflecter unit and an impulse drive. These changes left a space barely larger than a mailbox for the real payload. No problem. James's device was a cylender a cubit long and a foot in diameter. Problem. James aint got no pilot. C.10 Grand Opening Justin was buissy trying to teach one of his robots how to fly a plane when someone rang the doorbell. "Annie, can you get that?" Justin's wife, Annie, went to answer the door. The visitor was a messanger robot from the House. "Maddame you and your husband have been scheduled to come to the house on this date." The robot handed Annie a pair of cards. Annie dismissed the robot with a nod. The cards looked like driver's licenses one had a picture of Justin and the other of Anie. Aside from the names, the only other markings was a date and time when they would be expected at the house. "Hey look we have our cards!" Annie cheerfully anounced to Justin. "Hmm, Lemme see." Justin took a look at his card. He looked up and with a flick of his wrist sent the card spinning towards the garbage shute on the far wall. He missed, the card ricosheyed to the floor. "Hey what are you doing!" "Trying to sink the card. It's your turn." Justin said as he went to pick up his card for a second attempt. Annie just stared at him disbelieving. "What's wrong with you today, You weren't thinking about going to the house now were you?" Justin said with a note of contempt. "Of course I was, what planet have you been on?" "Hey! I've been very buisy reciently." "I just thought that you were just trying to bussy yourself while you waited." Justin was at a loss. (the author doesn't know how to get out of this little sink hole he has just made for himself.) "Why?" Annie began. "I am sick of living this miserable painfull life "Well at least it's a life!" Justin retorted. "Come look at what me and joe built." Justin lead his wife by the hand to his make-shift lab. Justin began to explain the many marvelous features of the body that he had designed. "Hmpf You think you can play God." Annie said in disbelief. "Not really. This is really not a person or eaven an animal but an extremely complex and advanced macine." "Big diference. I really don't think I could live knowing that I was only a macine." "The only real diference between an animal and a macine such as this is one is natural and the other a work of man's art." "Art! She's ugly." Justin concealed the drawing's breasts with his hand. "Now what do you think." "She's still to big." "She's just strong." "I still don't like It." "Please." "No." Justin knew that it was hopeless. He felt miserable. On that first day only ten people entered the house. More will enter tomorow, many more. C.11 Flight Plan Justin knew that even though the builders of the house didn't believe in the possibility of space flight the wouldn't like the idea of an alien species running around the galaxy. The builders of the House are already aware of the plane's payload. They would most likely just refuse to grant clearance expecting full well that the plane would ignore the instruction. Then they would probably launch some automated defence plane to shoot it down. Missiles the plane could out run but The robot's restraining bolt would have to be removed to allow it to ignore the command from the tower. That's the up side. The down side is that there is no guarentee that the robot would follow it's flight plan. Fortunately the robot seemed very agreeable to Justin's plan, almost enthusiastic. Outside the streets are dead. Everybody Justin knows has gone to the house. The air seems to have a staleness about it like some old deserted room that hasn't been used in a decade. Three months have passed since Annie went to the House. Justin had almost successfully convinced himself that he didn't care. Had never cared. Didn't even like her cooking. Was irked by how she tended to snort when she laughed. Lies. The only friend he had left was the robot And the robot was just about to be sent into space. -- "Rusty, Are you ready for your final instructions?" "Yes sir." "The plane is ready to fly. The communications from the tower are uninportant you will ignore them. Can you do that?" "Yes sir." "Good. Your first in flight objective will be to achieve a stable orbit. Your second objective will be to navigate to one of the stars. It is critical that you leave this star system." "Understood." "Your third objective will be to locate a planet in the system somewhere in the star's habitable zone. You will fly to this planet and execute a soft landing." "That will be dificult if the planet has an atmosphere, The liquid fuel engines will be nonfunctinall after a prolonged journey in space." "Just do the best you can. Your fourth and most important objective will be to activate the colony. Once a stable astral body has been reached the colony must be activated. Make sure it is done." "I will." "Thank you, I am counting on you. There is A low preasure area currently in your path, wait untill conditions have improved then launch." silence. Justin looked at the robot. It seemed as though one of its processors had just crashed. Justin nearly panicked. "Recieving red priority instructions. All remaining persons are to be delivered to the House immediately." A short pause. "You are to accompany me to the house." "I refuse." "I have orders.." "They are unimportant. The mission is your top priority." "But I can't ignore a top priority communication." "Yes you can. Do it." "I am ready to launch when the weather imroves." "Thank you, You are doing the right thing." The robot still looked a bit uneasy but Justin felt that he would still obey his commands. "Please excuse me for a moment." "Certainly." Justin stepped out of the building. "FUCKING GODDAMND SHIT!" Raw fury surged through his veins. He felt like he could rip the head off of the person who gave that order to the robots with out a second thought. He knew that going to the house was unavoidable. The only thing that he could was to get revenge. Justin returned to his house. The robot was sitting just where he had left it. "You may procede with your mission." "Yes sir." The robot said and left. C.12 Revenge A lone robot passed in front of an alley between G and H on 43rd street. Undetected a figure stepped out of the alley and fell into step behind the robot. A gloved hand reached up and touched the robot on the side of its head. A high voltage electric arc shot out of the palm of the glove and into the robot's ear. The charge ripped its way through the audio pick up cable towards its hearing centers. A fuse blew, The arc, instead of frying the hearing center it blew the robot's cognative processor. The robot continued to walk down the street completely unaware of its death. Justin turned off his gauntlet and pulled a controller pad out of from under his coat and pluged it into the side of the robot. He then pulled the robot's limp arm around his own to make it appear as if he were in the robot's custody. Within a few minitues Jusin returned to his Pro-temproe quarters (an abandoned warehouse) with his kill. He replaced the the joystick with a remote controll module. Justin hated VR equipment. It always left him feeling a bit woozy. A feeling that he could do without and did as much as he could. but this was diferent. The view projected infront of his eyes wihin the helmit showed the view from the robot's eyes. Using his left hand he directed the robot to move forward. With his right hand he ordered the robot to pick up the object on the table. Satisfied with the controlls he moved on to the next phase of his plans. If there had been anybody in the controll room at the robot's monitoring station that person would have been notified of the appearent malfunction of unit DB4438. But alas there was nobody there. The automated controll program handeled it by sending a green priority global notice ordering any robot that comes across the DB4438 to bring it to a maintenence center for repairs. The House was just coming into view of the robot. Armored prisoner transport vheicles were delivering more residents to the house into the house. Justin had to force himself to avoid looking in the direction of the enterance. When the transport arrived at the house it was greeted by a phalanx of robots. The robots would line up as a metalic wall to block the residents from doing something. I dunno what. Protect them from trafic I guess? Maybe it's an houour guard? Oh well. Justin's pourpose was neither to hurt or hinder the efforts of these robots. Perhaps after his job is done he might get a chance to look into it... Justin entered through one of the service enterances. The robot was blasted with scorchingly hot air to rid it of any contaminants it may be carying. There were other robots to buisy with other tasks to take any notice of Justin's stolen robot. Justin's robot walked down a long coridor running underneath the main chamber of the house. The rooms adjoining the hall contained a wide variety of mechanical equipment. Justin stoped at the door marked "Neural monitoring and logical interface." The lock on the door varifyed the status of the DB4438's restraining bolt. All was in order. Admittance was granted. The room was two storys tall and as big as a football field. It was filled with giant supercomputers (similar to the origional Central Computer I described on earth). Justin wnet directly to an access pannel, slipped it off, and installed the device. After checking a few settings and the port number Justin closed the pannel. That was easy. Justin mooved the robot back out into the hall. Nearby was a robolift (a lift strictly for robots). Justin took it to the lowest level of the complex. The only thing on this level is the huge re- enforced concrete foundations. The next maintninence sweep wouldn't be for another several months. Good enough. Justin turned off his remote controll system. "I think that unit checks out." Justin said to the empty room with a note of amusement. The equipment he had been using had been bummed off of the used lot at one of the robot manufacturers. It's pourpose was to verify the functionality of a robot's sensory and motor functions. C.13 Nothing to Do About Mutch The device that Justin planted in the computer under the House would need to be activated at a pre-defined time. The required program was a real quickie for someone of Justin's expertise. The only normal comptuer in the warehouse was an old Stockmaster used for inventory management and climate controll. It is the equivelent of an Apple II-e, (8 bit data, 16 bit address, 24bit storage). Justin opened a channel to the computer under the house and sent his little program directly into memory. Operation complete. Justin was painfully aware that his days as an individual were numbered. He checked to see if there was anything of any importance. Nope. Ziltch. Save everybody form this fate? Nah, centuries too late. Justin decided to hack into the environmental controlls. "Lets see what this does." >del *.* There was a pause and for a moment Justin thought it was actually obeying his instructions. His screen suddenly began filling with digital trash. Justin recognised the trash as the attempt by the remote computer to acces the local computer's copy of this planet's equivelent of windows and pop a fuck you message onto the screen. Instead all that appeared were a bunch of syntax error messages. Justin got a chuckle out of this. Appearently he was more successfull in messing things up by using an obsolete terminal than he could have by hacking. The robots were quite oblivious to the transmitions from Justin's stolen robot from wihin the House. They didn't waste any time dispatching a unit to pick up any persons occupying the warehouse. The door of the warehouse was made of thick interlocking wood beams. The door was designed to slide open. The first robot in the squad pounded on the door. "Open Up!" It ordered in an amplified digital voice. "Come right in." A voice from inside invited. The robots backed up a few paces. There was the sound of several humanoids running in lock step. A bang followed by an earshattering BOOM! Justin cringed. "It was unlocked!" The robots neatly encircled the ratty old couch Justin had been lying on. "Come with us." The robot barked. Before justin could respond he was being lifted off the couch and the ground. The van left as soon as it's passengers were aboard. "On this special occasion I would like to share wiht you one of these fine cigars." Justin said with a smile. (smokers stink.) Justin pulled a pack of thick old fassioned cigars out of his pocket and stuffed one in each of the robot's steel mouths. He then pulled the half burnt cigar that he was only beginning to get used to puffing on and gave each of the robots a 'light'. "Now don't breathe too deeply!" The faces of the robots were expressionless. Justin pulled a half empty flask out of his pocket and gulped it dry. "Aaah that was good." The robots gave no indication of even beeing aware of Justin's existance. The van arrived at the House and was promptly greeted by the 'honour guard.' When Justin stepped out of the van he said "Gee If you were going to have an honour guard I would have dressed in a suit." He stood in front of the van for a moment as he streightened his clothes and righted his posture. He walked as proudly with his head held high and a wide cockey grin on his face. The robots from the van followed close behind him through the isle between the guarding robots. Suddenly his attention was cought by a smudge on the torso of one of the robots. He stopped and cleaned it off with a handkerchife. "Don't let me catch you like that again!" The robot didn't find it amusing. "These robots must not be interactive!" Justin realized. The first room inside the house was a large vacant reception hall. roughly equal in size to a large opera house. In the center of the room was a desk behind which stood a robot. Justin's escort brought him before this robot. "Welcome to the house. Please go to room two-oh-six for prepairation." "I would like an extra key and a wake-up call at seven thirty please." Justin asked. The escort prodded Justin back into motion before he could get a reply to that. The room Justin was brought two was labled '206' not 'two-oh-six' as Justin had been told. The robots pushed Justin into the room and locked the door behind him. The room had a clothes shute, a shower, one of those burn your skin off decontamination tubes, and a robot to shave every folicle on his body. Justin knew there was no point in arguing that he had taken a shower only that morning. The robot was pleased that he walked the walk without any backtalk but seemed somewhat upset (suprisingly) at finding Justin's flask. "Sir you will have to spend at least a week in detoxification for that." (as you may have guessed that was precicely what Justin wanted to hear) Please exit through that door and wait for a robot to direct you. The hall went behind all the rooms on that level. To the right were the decontamination chambers, to the left was the main chamber of the House. A robot came and brought Justin to what in essance was a jail cell. Parole hearings would be held daily by means of blood testing. Release would be granted as soon as the alcahol and nicotene levels had dropped to trace levels. Justin would have begun to protest his inocence at this point but his spunk reserves had been depleated. Once the door was shut the room was dead quiet. There wsn't even the hum of a ventelator. Intermission: I almost envy the quiet this charictor of mine is experiancing at this time. I have this ear condition that even in a sound proof box I hear a whining little noise like some high-pitched tone generator. This is caused by, I gather, the fibres in my inner ear inexplicably commiting suicide. That causes both a loss of hearing on those tones and the neurons that serviced those hairs to go haywhire and fire continuously. Extremely anoying. Because of this I can never experiance the sound of silence. (perhaps it is just diferent for me.) I'm not going crazy (thouhg I recognise that I sometimes write as though I were). In fact this condition is not as rare as I would wish it to be. I know that one of my friends also has it. I have also heard a statistic that five milion Americans also can't hear silence. C.14 Visitation Hours. Boring boring boring being locked up in a little cell with nothing to do is boring. Justin was playing with the water faucet. He would take a little on his finger then draw something on the heated concrete floor, wait for it to evaporate and then draw something else. There was no visible video device. Justin knew that there would be little cause for the robots to keep him under surveylance but still being butt naked in a strange room felt uncomfortable. Shortly after a fairly good dinner the lights dimmed. The cot was comfortable. Justin quickly fell into a deep dreamless sleep. In the morning a robot came to deliver breakfast and take a blood reading. "Your alcahol level is almost normal. Your nicotene levels are still a bit too high. Prehaps tomorow." The robot turned back to the door. "Oh I almost forgot, you have a visitor." The robot said as it left. 'A visitor? What the fuck does it mean by that?' Justin's face was a study in puzelment. Almost as if in answer to his question an alien voice spoke his name. "Helo?" Justin said as he whirled around to look at the rest of the room. The air in the center of the room began to shimmer. Slowly the immage of what could only be one of Justin's artificial people. The immage was far from solid. She was wearing a stola. She had ebony black hair and emrald green eyes. "I never expected to see someone like you here. Welcome. How's the colony?" "Colony?" The woman looked most puzzled. A look of concern crossed Justin's face. "Yes, It came in a round metal thing about this tall." He made a jesture with his hand next to his knee. "I think my mother keeps something like that in the barn...." The woman broke off her immage dissappeared but Justin could still feel her presance. Then suddenly he felt thoughts stiring in his head. The room faded out of his consousness. He watched as his mind was rifled for any and all information relating to his designs. He was certain that his brain was being pushed faster than it had ever gone in his entire life prehaps even faster than it was intended to go. The lunch robot arrived at precicely 12:05. When it opened the door it discovered justin lying on the floor face down. It's emergancy response programs clicked into action instantainiously. The robot pulled justin over onto his back. He awoke and pulled himself up into a sitting position leaning against the cot. The robot saw that he would probably be alright and continued with the lunch service. Justin felt numb. His vision was a blur. His hand looked like a fuzzy pink thing agianst a darker background. He felt his forehead. It was as hot as an overloaded processor without a heat sink (which in essance it was). He pulled himself to his feet. He almost blacked out. The lunch that the robot had brought was lying on the table. "What? It's lunch time already?" He colapsed into the chair next to the table. It seemed like minitues before he could collect anough of his conciousness to turn his attention to his lunch. He ate carefully. An hour passed. When he finally looked up from his lunch he saw another woman sitting patiently on his bed. This woman seemed to be solid. She had purple hair which spilled down the back of her black officer's dress uniform. Her hands were neatly clasped in her lap. Now more than ever Justin wished he had something to cover himslef with. "If you've come to scan my brain like that last person, Leave." Justin said miserably. She smiled kindly. "No I'm not going to scan your brain. And if I did I would be much genteler about it. I am Alison, and you are Justin I believe?" "Yes, I am. How did you get here? You seem almost real. I am using the telepresence that you designed into my body and focused my energy throuhg the event horison of the black hole I am using to power my ship." "Telepresance? But you can't... Soooot." A grin spread across his face. "So what brings you to this condemned man's cell?" "I just wanted to meet my maker, Not everybody can do that you know." "How far did you come to get here?" "Roughly sixty thousand years and fourty thousand light years." "Do you know who that last person was?" "A real bitch. If she wern't one of my direct ancestors I would have stopped her from doing what she did to you." "How many of you are there?" "Only three at the moment. One of us runs the computers on an entire planet, and the other has hitched a ride on my ship." Justin seemed dissapointed. "I was hoping that you would build a civilization." "I don't think I could bind myself to a task such as that. I prefer to roam the stars looking for cool things to do. I really must thank you for making such an excelent body for me, It has served me well." Tell me, what happened to that other person?" "She used the knowlege that she took from you to betrey her mother and condem her to death. Later she was punished for her sins by the planet's natives." "Ouch! I almost liked her visit better. She was genteler." "Hey Don't kill the messenger!" "I can't believe that one of my people could do such a thing!" "We have great capacities. Don't wory you built us well." "I hope you didn't find those breasts too much of an inconvienance." "No not at all, In fact they're quite popular where I've been." Justin shrugged "Interesting." They talked for the rest of the afternoon. Justin found it quite pleasant. "I'd better leave before the dinner robot gets here. It's been a pleasure." She rose and offered him her hand. The jesture was not completely unknown to Justin but he was nervous nevertheless. "Go ahead it's solid." Her hand was indeed solid and cool to the touch. She picked her hat off of the bed and placed it firmly on her head. She then turned and walked right throuhg the door as the dinner robot was opening it. All that talk had filled Justin with a deep hunger. Food! He even enjoyed it for a while. Then he suddenly remembered why he was in this little room and what he was waiting for tomorow. He pushed the half eaten dinner aside. That night he couldn't sleep at all. That night he just sat on his cot leaning against the wall. The hours passed in a slow procession. His body was racked with chills. The room normally comfortable during the day was cooler now that he was supposed to be sleeping under the blanket. Yet he couldn't make himself crawl under the covers. C.15 Grand Enterance Justin didn't know wheather to be releaved or terified when the lights returned to their normal daytime intensity. Exactly as predicted the robot entered the room. Robots on this planet are diferent from the ones I described as being on earth. I've described the robots on Earth as being minimally sentient. These robots aren't. They simply preform the actions sudjested by their surroundings. Because Justin appeared sick the robot took him to the infirmary. Simple as that. The robots in the infirmary are almost as bright as a person and twice as knowlegeable. "What is your complaint." "My head, it's sick. Can you cut it off from about here." He said while drawing his finger across his neck (gallows humor). The robot didn't find it amusing. "Test him and prepare him for implantation." The results of the test were clean. After repeating the clean-up procedure Justin found himself in the main chamber of the house. If you don't want to read something very goddamn sick skip to the next ----------------------------------- What am I going to talk about? Well I've poked and prodded it in my other stories. I've beaten a wide path around it in this story while I did my little song and dance. It's time to go for the kill. I've already judged this as sick. Let's see what you make of this. Justin saw a huge mountain of what had been human fleash. Justin's little nose-job macine had been used to melt the entire population of the planet into the body of who had been Gabriella. Justin suspected that her head and torso was still normal and was probably in one of the side rooms. Is she lucky? The skin would have been smooth and soft if it wernen't interupted periodically by the various hoses and equipment providing for it's vital functions. A crane was brought over and a sling was lowered. Justin was unceremoniously put into the sling and lifted up into the air. The sling deposited Justin next to a small temporary platform next to which the last ten persons had passed. On this platform stood a robot. It's poupose ther was to answer questions and facilitatie the absorption process. Normally the people who come here are lively and full of questions. Justin appeared to be dead and his body discarded. His mind was soaring over the mountain of code he had created. The traice of a smile crossed his lips as he remembered one of his favorite hacks. He took great pride in the digital macinery which was his craft. Patting the polished polished surface of the code which drove his colinization probe. Something cought. A snag (a bug if you will). His blood preasure soared and his eyes snapped back into focus. He found that there was only half as much of him as there used to be. He had been absorbed up to the chest. His right hand was already gone, His left would be soon to folow. Next the macine would turn it's attention to his feet and finally his head. There's nothing he could do about that bug now. He could only hope that the parts of his system that did work could repair the flaw. Hopefully. Fear shot through him like a spear. His elevated blood preasure had caused one of the newly created arterys to burst. Most probably it will be repaired before much bleeding could occour. What if it wernen't? Well then he would die. No great loss, especially now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So, robot what do you think about all this?" The robot stopped and looked around. "What? Who's there." "Me the author, who else." "It's going to make it a lot easier to take care of them. Humans were always such wastefull creatures." "So you don't have any moral or ethical objection to letting society do this to itself?" "Sir, I don't have any oppinions about such things. If you wish I could referance you several texts about the subjects of ethics and morals." As you can see robots aren't much better than henchmen. C.16 Launch At Nine Fifteen that same morning the robot began the startup procedure for the number one engine. Ignition was followed by a pop. All indicators were green. The robot turned its attention to the other main engine. Whirr whirr whirr POP! All lights wre green. The robot lowered the canopy and began to taxi. At Nine twenty that same morning the robot wheeled the dusty old plane out onto the runway of the airport. The robot assigned to make sure no planes left the city (to prevent escape but premit arivals) saw what was happening, and dispatched a wing of fighters to bring it home before it could get anywhere. The fighters were already standing at the ready and were so swift in their response that they almost cut Justin's robot's plane off. But Justin's cargo was already in the lead. The robot pushed the lever up to the 3/4 notch. The plane began to slide forward. The acceleration was painfully slow. The interceptors whized past down the runway. At the precise moment when the air speed indicator reached two fifty Justin's robot pulled back on the stick. The plane behaved as if it were riding some invisable shalow graded rail-line hinted at by it's two main engines. First it edged off the ground to an altitude of precicely one thousand feet. Then it began a one hundred and eighty degree turn to bring the nose back to the East. The interceptors were radioing threats to the deaf reciever of Justin's plane. Once the turn was complete the plane was running at four hundred. The robot jamed the throttle lever forward and the stick backward (not all the way). The engines began burning white. The plane picked up speed. More air was ramed through the engines and over the wings. More thrust and lift was generated. Within minitues the plane was climbing to fifty thousand feet at mach 2.3. The interceptors were finally beginning to realize that the plane that they were supposed to stop was one heck of a lot faster than what they were flying. Only one thing left to do, send for authorization to fire on the plane. It came almost immediately. The bird was already beginning to pull away when the interceptors fired their rockets. The rockets shot forward at nearly twice the interceptor's speed. The bird already had a three mile lead. The rockets crossed this distance in seconds. At the last moment Justin's robot preformed a roll maneuver. Because the rockets were tracking the heat of the bird's engines they buzzed right past when it went horisontal. The interceptors were already so far behind that a second attack was impossible. Lemme take the time to give you an appriciation of what these speeds mean. The robot is approaching sixty thou and getting ready to start the scramjet. If it were night the nose of the plane would glow a dull red. That silly red paint had already burnned off. If the canopy were opened far enough for someone to stick their hand out to feel the breeze the fleash on that hand would be promptly striped clean off the bone underneath. The bones would quickly heat up and burn to ash. The scramjet ignited. It emmitted a wailing screach ten times louder than the loudest civil defense sirin. All three engines, like Bill Gates, weren't at all satisfied with the incredible speed that they have already achieved keept screaming for more speed! faster faster! The robot was imersed in dead silence. Not the slightest vibration could be detected by the robot's gyros. Approaching mach 4.0 main engine shutdown at altitude seventeen miles. If it were night (again) from ten miles further up and out. You would see streamers of flame (like in Star Trek III) being deposited in the sky as the little black triangle of plane crawled across the huge quilt of land and clouds. The main engines were already so far beyond their range that when they were shut down there was no change in acceleration. Minitues passed. The fuel reserves on the plane were almost dry. At 7.3 the plane had achieved quite a respectable sub-orbital. The scramjet sputtered once... twice. and went dark for good. The plane began to feel the drag that had been bugging it along the entire journey. The robot pushed a button. Explosive bolts blew the tail cone off the plane. A inirial dampening field formed around the plane. The robot pushed a lever forward one eigth of the way along it's track. The plane seemed to wink out of existance. Nothing happened really. The plane still existed but not at that specific location anymore. More accurately the plane was withdrawing from that point at a rate of twenty seven thousand MILES per second (italicize that please). With it's departure objective complete the robot began to navagate to another star. The selection was made and the robot pushed the lever up to seven eighth's it's length. Any faster and the plane would be shmuzing with the speed of light (very bad idea). C.17 Outdoors Inside Justin awoke on a park bench. The sky was blue. The grass was green. The bricks were red. A robot was nudging his sholder. "Where... Oh. Go away." "I would like to welcome you to the Ho..." Justin was wearing a suit, covered by a tan overcoat and a hat. He shuld have been uncomfortably hot. He didn't even bother to open his mouth this time. "I said Go Away!" "But sir there are some things that you need to know." "No there aren't. Beat it." "The first thing that you need to know..." Justin vaporized the robot with his finger. He had already suspected that the robot was going to tell him that a thought could do anything here. He knew that. Would the robot come back to deliver his message. There he is right now coming up that manacured brick pathway. Would he give up? No. Could he be disuaded? Certainly not. Ah the trials one must go through. After what seemed like three weeks the robot was done with it's oration. (but he would be most willing to repeat himself.) Several minitues later Annie sat herself down next to him. He made continued to inspect the patch of perfectly grey gravel beneath his feet. "I'm so happy that you didn't decide to kill yourself like I thought you had." "'Wish I had." If Justin had looked up to see Annie's face his imaginary heart would have fallen through his imaginary foot. Her face was essentially the same as it was on the outside but it was diferent. Her eyes were always an off-blue. Now they are a rich primary blue. Her wonderfull girlish nose is now sharper and more "attractive" and to top that off her mole count was down by half. "Well you can't spend the rest of eternity on this here bench." "That's just what I was planning to do. Leave me alone." She frowned "Well I guess you'll know where to find me..." Justin discovered that if he held his hand out in the not-as-bright- as-it-should-be sunshine it didn't feel any warmer than it did in the shade. He tested this a little and found that he could change the temperature of his imaginary hand just by willing it so, except that he always seemed to hit a wall when he tried to make it painfully hot or cold. Later on that never-ending afternoon. A fairly wide chested woman (even by 20Th century Earth standards). Sat down heavily next to Justin on the bench. This time Justin looked up. She had an exaduratedly pouty face doing what it did best pout. She also seemed to being having trouble maintaining the shape of her breasts. One minitue they would be conical the next they would be rounded then they would start to sag... "Hi Joe." "Hi justin." "I take it that it doesn't feel quite right." "Yeah. I thought it was going to be nicer." "Hmph. Lemme show you a little secret." Justin looked around and found a precision crafted stick of wood on the ground. (for throwing with your imaginary cat I suppose). "This stick seems real to you." Joe examined it with her/his delicate hands. "Yes the textures are excelent." "Watch this." Justin said. He griped the stick in both hands and raised it above his head. and brought it down hard on his knee. The stick made a sound like a digital squeak. (the computer generating the stick was aware that a sound was called for but didn't have a clue what that sound should be. When Justin looked at the broken end of the stick it looked like what happens in doom when you go clippingless and walk through a wall. Justin handed Joe half of the stick. "Keep this, Whenever you feel that things just aren't right. Use this to confirm your feelings." "But it looked so real just a minitue ago. What happened?" "It all boils down to the person who programed this stick into the computer. He asked himself what qualities does a stick of wood have and then programed them into the computer." "Qualities?" "Shape, color, texture, Weight.. That kinda thing. What he forgot was the most key quality of all. Substance. Without that it's nothing." "Substance?" "For something to exist in a physical universe it must have substance. Substance can't be quntified or even completely understood on it's own. We have many windows that show us a peek of what substance is: Sight, hearing, touch, and many scientific instruments that record almost everything we can't experience directly. We now have a fairly good grasp of what substance is but we almost always overlook it's importance. The reason there is a void inside the wood is that the programmer never concieved that someone would try to break it. Not a bad assumption but you can see the result. But if the programmer had been thinking in terms of substance he would have tried to make it by approximating it's substance first and adding the other qualites later. That stick could have been broken, burned, bent, just like a real stick. This stick? No." "Why didn't the programmer use substance then?" "Simply because this stick could occupy every computer in the entire damned building around the clock every day." "Jeez." Time seemed to be moving backwards it now seemed to be more towards midday. It felt like it was midnight to justin so he went to sleep. An unknown length of time later Justin was awakened by a comotion to the north. Justin was afraid that his neck would creak when he turned to look. Not at all, It turned smoothely. The comotion was being generated by a dragon. Not that big fire breathing lizard creature you're thinking of. This dragon had the head of an insane saber tooth tiger. It's body was like the 'dogs' In Ghostbusters. It's tail was like a stegasauruses, anding in sharp spikes. It was escaping a throng of 'Knights'. (men and women, even children, running around in armor and carrying swords that they couldn't even lift on the outside.) The mˆle seemed to be moving in Justin's general direction. So what if it were. "I wish it weren't so goddamn loud!" (about twice as loud as the T-rex In Jurassic Park) Justin complained. The dragon did come Justin's way. When it passed Justin's bench It saw something that looked appetising. Munch Munch, Ooh tasty! Gotta move on! Poor justin. C.18 Making Time. When the plane cleared the the solar system all the stars appeared closer. Not by much but just a little. The shape of the inside of the star's gravitational field must be acting like a giant concave lense. On the inside the distant stars are smaller and look far away. Outside of this effect the stars look slightly larger and closer. This pleased the robot because it wanted to complete its mission before its systems started failing. C.19 Indoors Inside Justin found himself sitting on another bench. This one wasn't outside it was inside. It wasn't a bench It was a pew and the building a church. 'What a joke.' Justin thought. 'At least it's quiet in here.' Suddenly the computer generated doors burst open and a singing choior burst into the room. Justin just pulled his hat down over his face. The service was very similar to the quiet, reflective celebrations of God's mercy held by the catholics than the more raucus masses held by country preachers. The rev. began his sermon. "Today I would like to talk to you about the Book of Judgement, The last of our most sacred text. Blah Blah blah (the author isn't up to the task of writing a sermon.) ...On that day when we go into exile from the world of God he will take his great sickle and cut us away and send us back into the abys that is oblivion!" Justin was roused by this phrase and jumped to his feet. Quite a dizying experiance for someone who doesn't have a body. He tried to bellow "A-men Brother!" but his voice sounded small to his ears. He called a microphone into existance and used that. It was loud enough. The preach stumbled but continued. "On that day he will cut us from the rope of his teachings and let us fall into that neverending abyss." "Aint it the truth!" The Friar broke off and addressed Justin directly. "My son, Do be calm I don't wan't to have to send for the police." Justin nearly broke down laughing. The half the parish was horified the other half saw that this too was a joke and deserved to be laughed at, but not at this time. "My brothers and sistersm The time of judgement is uppon us!" Justin looked at his arm and discovered an expensive watch that appeared to be giving the proper date and time. "Ooh In less than a ten hours too!" "My son, I don't believe that's so." "Look Pa, It's true. In ten hours every mind in this entire monstrosity will be whiped clean as slate. Judgement IS uppon us. Have a Nice Day!" With that Justin marched out of the building. (as he wished he could walk out of the house as well.) C.20 Goodbye Cruel World The 'new meeting house' was the most abstract building yet designed. Half of it appered to be an inside auditorium the other half was an out door ampatheater Justin was sitting on a bench (what else) in the back row (just for laughs). The meeting was just as corney as the building that it occupied. Justin glanced at his gold plated, dimond studed, glass faced, attomic decay accurate watch and noted that it was time for the fun to begin. Deep inside that computer that I said had something to do wiht neural stimulation a program, triggered by the tick of a real time clock loaded itself into processor 4Ah and began it's work. A diode on the device planted by Justin's stolen robot began to glow. It is an early version of the programmer that was used in the first and second volumes. Panic swept the people in the 'new meeting house'. The man sitting in the row infront of Justin just suddenly dissapeared. "Good bye!" All around the room people were winking out. Then it was Justin's turn. "Good Bye!" Inside the small device it's own program ran it's course. It systematically used electrical impulses to destroy every neural pathway in the entire House. A big job. No wonder it took more than three months to finish. Next it re-orgainized all the all the brains into sort of a paralell processing supercomputer. After that it located what had been Gabriaella's brain it began downloading it's standard compliment of language, science, and mathematics. That took less than an hour to imprint (direct copy mode). After preforming a system integrity check it shut itself off. C.21 Oh Lonsome Me The robots didn't like what they were seeing on their displays but they couldn't do a thing about it. The readings indicated that an appearently random energy pattern was reorgainizing every neruron in the entire darn thing. They preformed several diagnostics on the Neural Stimulation computer but they all came back within spec. What woried them even more Gabriella, the only direct means that they had of directly interacting with the people inside appeared to be in a coma. Finally she came out of it. Only there was something very wrong with her. (Other than the fact that she is as big as a mountain.) When Gabriella awoke she was recieving two contradictoary views of the world. The first said she was expierancing a wild dream of fabulous buildings and incredible sensations. The other was being a torso sticking outof the end of a wormlike mass of fleash that lead back to an enormous mountain of fleash with tubes sticking out everywhere. Gabriella wasn't aware of all of this world all at once The only part of it she could see is the part of her that she could see was the part from her waist up which was lying on a cusion in a small, cozy room not much bigger than a worker's cubicle in a modern office building. She soon realized that the only things that she could talk to were the robots, and they weren't much fun. Exploring the much more colorfull inside world she found a little stuffed animal (like a teddybear). She wanted it. She got it. So there she was A being who could work out the meaning of life (or something else of that nature) in an afternoon lay there sucking her thumb and hugging her teddybear. She looked like a giant baby. ---------- Book 2 ------------ The only rule I would impose on a writer is to avoid the use of the words somehow, miraculously, and incredibly whenever possible. A brief discussion of this cybernetic species and reproduction: When a cyborg is born or created it is a neuter unless there was something to specify gender in the sperm with wich it was fertalized. It will continue like that for a while untill it is a mature adult. Then it detects the presence of other cyborgs. If it detects (using feramones) no females, or a number of females fewer than the number of males, it will arbitrarily become female. If there are fewer males than females then it will become male. If it becomes a female and there are no males around then it will simply clone itself, the child will then become male and then incest will be necessary untill the population becomes such that there are enough other males to provide a choice. (harmfull mutations are prevented by special mechanisms in the mother's cells.) When a mother borg becomes pregnant she first experiences a period of hungry lethargy. She doubles her food intake and halves her activity level. She puts on a fair ammount of weight. This helps the baby by not shaking it up too much. When the baby is born hormones in the mother's brain make her violently protective of her baby. She is so completely obsessed with the baby's wellfare that she would do anything to stay near it and nurse it. During this period she neglects herself and looses all the weight she had put on during the pregnancy. C.1 Arrival To save energy the robot shut himself down for a measured length of time, usually a decade or two. Despite these measures it was still nearing the end of it's reserves. Only now is it finally approaching a star that may have a planet, anything really. That he could land on and preform his sworn duity; to press the little green button. Fast as the plane is going, relative to the size of the solar system it is moving slower than the hour hand on a clock. Imagine The floor of your bedroom was a map of the solarsystem, The sun and the inner planets (throgh the astaroid belt) are the size of a phonograph album placed on the floor in the center of your bedroom. Neptune's orbit is so distant that it would carry the planet through the walls near the corners of the room once in every fifty or so years. The first thing you would notice about this model is that none of the planets appear to be moving. Trust me, They are. Very slowly. Now this plane of ours is moving at a speed up and close to the speed of light. In an hour it may move about a foot. Justin had tought the robots the basics of orbital mechanics, or what he presumed would be enough to get it there. Immediately there was a problem. The robot was coming in around the poles of the solar plane (uh oh). He would have to reverse his engines to bring his speed down to a level that he could use the gravity of the sun to swing him around back onto the solar plane. The navigational aids aboard the plane were useless in this situation. Fortunately he had brought a sextant to measure angles and he had a fairly good notion of how massive the star was, The rest will have to be guesswork. About a week later the robot was beginning the solar slingshot maneauver. It was going according to his plan. The only trouble was that the plane was collecting a massive amount of solar radiation. The shield That Justin had installed for re-entry were only good for just that. The robot preformed a roll maneuver. The only thing that changed was instead of being cooked on one side it was like being roasted on a rotiserie. Yet it would be enough to keep the plane functional. Six hours later the plane was slowly emerging from the turn, Only one thing wrong, he had overcorrected. (he had gone to close to the sun!!) His new course would take him up above the solar plane on the same side he had entered. Each time he burned his engine he would have less power for shields during re-entry. He should pass close enough, with a minor adjustment, to the first planet to set him back on a streight course and add a slight spiral to his heading so he would come into a steady orbit like a comet instead of just falling back into the sun. That maneuver was more successfull than the previous one. Another several days found it within shouting distance of what was almost a binary planet. The robot fired the retroes again. The plane fell into an eliptical orbit around the planet. After a week of waiting the plane's orbit dekayed to the point where it began to feel the effects of the planet's atmosphere. At first it was more like a caress. A soft breath on the ancient flight surfaces. Slowly it began to pick up strength. Becoming a rush, a roar, ripping, tearing at the exposed metal. The temperature guage began to climb. one hundred, two hundred. The plane's atitude at this point was very shallow and it simply began to climb back out to it's apogee. The streak of orange left in the atmosphere by the plane seemed to be a message: Next time you're mine. I'm gonna get you, Oh yes! The next orbit the temperature guage climbed all the way to three fifty before the plane began to peel off back into space again. The third time around it reached all the way to six hundred. At this point the robot actavated the shields for re-entry. The ancient airframe groaned as it's weight was shifted from the surfaces to the shield generator. There wasn't enough energy left for the inertial dampeners. The forces mounted. Then there was this horrible crack folowed by a shuddering that shook the entire plane. The starboard engine and wing were being ripped from the frame. There was another crack. Suddenly the engine tore free and plumeted throgh the plasma surrounding the plane. The plane shuddered and yawed untill it was nearly inverted, being dragged down by the dead weight of the second and third engines. The scramjet was the next to go. It went in only one pop, The plane returned to a neinty degree yaw. The forces only increased. The robot was numb to the heavings and throwings Just so long as he can complete his mission. Press the godamned button! Five minitues after the plane had lost the last of its engines its flight surfaces gone, it was gliding at a gental two hundred miles an hour on its shield. The controlls worked the shield as well as the flight surfaces. After several minitues of controlled glide the fusion reactor began to near its critical point. Then it happened. The plasma went cold. It was still hot enough to fry the living begezes out of anything and reactions were still taking place. The only problem was that they were no-longer enough to maintain the shield while keeping the superconducting containment field up. The shield was the one to take the hits. All the robot knew of this was that the controlls were beginning to get slugish. He didn't know exactly what this meant, only that it couldn't be good. The plane did continue to slow. The plane was almost there. It was riding low and slow avove the foothills of a great mountain range. Suddenly the shield's energy supply dropped below its own critical point and it colapsed. The plane dropped uncontrollably onto the soft rolling grasses on the hill below. It hit with a mighty thump!, slid a few yards and came to rest. A minitue passed. The robot reached it's mechanical hand over and jammed a mechanical finger at that little green thing. 'Take that you motherfucker.' He felt relieved. Although nothing seemed to happen he had held up his end of the bargain and that suited him just fine. A flash of curiosity zipped through his circuits. What kind of place is this? He had to use all his robotic strength to pry the canopy off the cocpit. After stumbeling down the side of the plane he found himself in a pleasant meadow. The temprature registered well within the the human comfort zone. The sky was partly cloudy. There was an ancient lookign forest nearby. The robot stood there while his processors took in all the wonderfull cenery. And then his power supply went dead. He fell forward with a heavy metalic thump. C.2 Start Up The button actavated the colonization probe. The compartment within which it was mounted had four small pipes leading from it to outside the plane. The probe melted and flowed through one of the pipes. Once outside it resolidified into the metal cylender. After checking to see that the atmosphere was friendly it decided to skip building a habitat dome. It then began collecting the matter that was to become the first member of Alison's species. The chicken did come before the egg! Within minitues a lump of metal melted off of the probe and began to enlongate into the shape of a cocoon big enough for a humanoid. After another several minitues the cocoon melted away to reveal a one of joe's nondiferentiated bodies. That's right it had absolutely no trace of gender. The space between it's legs was occupied with smooth unmarked skin. Anybody who looked at it would wonder how it planned to use the john, if it even needed to use the john. The colonization probe moved on to the next step in generating a colony. This first being would be turned into a blob like Alison's belly but without a body like Alison. The metal began to form again around the body. Suddenly system fault messages started to come in from all over the system. The system monitor aborted the rest of the colonization program and initiated the automated debugger. The bug was fixed almost immediately but the damage had been done. Citizen 000 was awakened for the first time by a bird chirping in the distance. It opened it's eyes and sat up. It's eyes were a beautifull saphire blue. It was completely bald but if you were to feel it you would notice fuzz that would soon grow into a crewcut. It looked around bewildered by evrything including the fact that it did indeed exist. The day was in its waning phase but still comfortably warm. It began to search its body wit its hands to discover what type of body it had been dealt. After about an hour it cautously pulled itself to its feet. It was suprised even by how the world seemed to move when it changed it's position. It's brain was blessed by an incredible innate intelegence but absolutely no symbolic language or any skill other than how to move it's limbs. It looked around. Of all the milion and one facinating things in it's environment the most curious was the crashed plane. The plane didn't fit. it walked towards the plane and placed a hand on it. The plane was warm to the touch. The more it looked at the plane the more it was facinated. What was left of it was approximately the shape of a rocket. The back the burnt out impulse engine and the front a point. With a bit more comfidence the first citizen walked around the plane. It had a feeling that this strange object was that which had somehow brought it onto this field. It's attention was so fixed on the plane that it tripped on the fallen robot and fell to the ground. Fortunately it had the reflex to brace itself with it's arms before it got hurt. What was this? it would have thought if it had words. While it's skin was a flat white. This thing was a shiny silver. It kneeled down next to the robot and took a look at it. Seeing it caused a strange feeling in the F.C. The F.C. could feel the fact that this form had once been a being like itself but now it is dead. It felt a wave of sadness washed through it's hours old body. The immage of itself falling over face forward onto the ground and becoming motionless flashed through it's mind. It didn't like that immage. It suddenly stood streight as it resolved that it didn't want to fall over and become motonless like that. There was too much to see Too much to do. C.3 Shakedown Throughout the rest of the day and well into the night the First Citizen ran all about trying to see as much of the world as it could before it fell to the ground and become motionless. As the night progressed the temperatures plunged. It became frightened. It began to shiver as the night air saped the heat from it's naked body. A new sensation began to emerge. It's body was begnning to loose the quick springiness that it had earlier. It began to feel sluggish and it's mind was losing it's cohesion. It wanted to lie down and go to sleep but it forced itself onward. It couldn't bear the thought of puting oneself on the ground intenionally. As it jogged through the woods it began to see a glowing ahead. It pushed on faster hoping the glowing was the day, and when the day was reached again it would again bathe in its warm energy and continue to live. The glow was emmitted by a fire. The F.C. was completely baffled by the fire. It examined the fire with much interest. It tried to peer into the heart of the burning wood and see what was at it's heart. Supprisingly it succeded. It felt as if it was being pulled itno the center of the flame. For an instant it had a complete understanding of the complex physics of combustion and the emmsion of warming energy. It jurked back into it's head terrified. It was about to retreat back into the safety of the cold when it noticed another being lying on it's side with it's head lying on it's folded arms. Unlike the robot the form appeared to be of the same stuff as the F.C. itself. Curiosity once again drew it in to have a look at this strange person. Unlike the robot this person was definitely alive. Maybe you didn't die if you lay on your arms! The person was lying under a blanket of tanned hides. The F.C. began to become curious about the exact nature of this thing's existance. It cautiously allowed itself to be drawn into the man's mind. The immages inside were bazar, convoluted, frightening to The F.C.'s mind at least. The man was only dreaming about bedding down with a fair skinned girl. The F.C. thought it was going to instinctively pop back into it's own mind. Instead some buried instinct snapped forward like a mousetrap and it's mind surged forward into battle with this stranger's mind to bring back whatever booty it could cary. It colapsed to the ground and went to sleep. Johnathin slowly woke from what he was sure was the deepest sleep he had slept in the longest time. When he noticed that the day was already well underweigh and that his fire had burned down he snapped back to conciousness. He would have to resce the embers so that he would have a fire in the evening. Otherwise he wouldn't have fire untill he reached the next settlement. He frantically searched the ashes with his caloused fingers. He relaxed a little bit when he found warmth. He carefully put the ashes into the clay lined skull that he kept for that pourpose. That done he felt better. He went ahead and relieved himself into the ashes. He felt better still. He started to rummage for his breakfast so that he could continue on his journey. He stopped before he started. C.4 Wake Up Little _________ He nearly dropped his embers on his foot when he saw who or what had slept the night in a fetal position next to him. It was bald and hairless like a newborn child yet it was large and muscular like one of the lowlanders who live in caves. It's face was delicate like a woman's cute like a child's yet strong like a man's. Argh! From the way it was lying he couldn't tell for sure that it didn't have anything between it's legs but if it had nothing it wouldn't supprise him anymore than it's magical appearance. 'Enough with this worthless speculation' he thought. He retrieved his flint axe. "WAKE UP!" he hollared at it hoping that it would be so startled that he would have the upper hand when questioning it. For the F.C's first night of sleep it sure was a good one. It didn't have any dreams that it was concious of. It's brain just worked through the mass of information it collected from Johnathin's head. When it was wakened it whirled around and barked at it's antagonist in a voice almost and tones almost identical to his. "What the fuck are you doing rousing a person from..." It broke off as it began to really analyze it's situation. Something very strange was going on here. The quick retort was unexpected and unerving. But he still thought he had the upper hand so he continued. "Speak your name!" (always a good place to start) "Johnathin son of ...." The strange person broke off and a puzzled look crossed it's strange features. "Are you Johnathin?" Johnathin would have prefered to meet a lion trying to pick apart the chords on his pack than to have to face the challange of understanding this puzzle. 'How could it think my name it's own?' he wondered. It was pulling itself to its feet. It was indeed taller than he was by a good four inches. Whatever advantage he had when it first awoke he had lost. The person who was trying to remember an identity other than Johnathin couldn't. But it was sure it wasn't johnathin but only an ark of his knowlege. How that came to be was beyond it's recolection as were the events of it's first day except for the immage of a metalic man lying dead in a grassy field. Of more immediate concern was how to deal with this encounter. "Put that away. I don't know who or what I am but I am certain that you will not benefit from trying to kill me." "Begone You!" Johanithin shouted. Not so much to be perminately rid of but more to weigh the pros and cons of asking it to work for him. C.5 I'll let you hold my .... The real question at issue here is why the hell did the gods send him this whatchamacallit. Thinking about it in that light the answer became obvious. It was sent to be his persional servant. Johnathin called the strange person back. "Okay here's the deal I will let you travel with me as long as you carry your share of the stuff." It nodded it's agreement. It knew from the knowlege it stole the previous night what food was but it didn't feel the slightest bit hungry. Instead it felt satisfied as though it had reciently finished a reasonably filling meal. "I'll need clothes." "At the next camp you should be able to work for some tanned hides that you can make your clothes out of." he turned his attention to his supply of smoked meat that he used for his breakfast. The whatchamacallit began to pack his things in a manner identical to the ones that he was tought as a boy. It looked strange as hell though. When the two of them were ready to get moving Johnathin told it to cary the fire. It took the skull without question, knowing full well what was at stake. When the F.C. looked into the skull it saw what from Johnathin's memory was supposed to be dimly glowing embers. Instead it saw a briliant red light eminating from the coals. It didn't know what to make of this so it chalked it up to one more strange experiance in a bazar life. Johnathin led the way. According to the stolen knowlege Johnathin intended to travel in this direction untill he saw the smoke of a settelment's fire. He would go to this settelment. Preform the skilled work that was his trade in exchange for the payment of sleeping with the daughters of the family there. C.6 Yabbadabbadoo! After about a week of good sleeps the F.C. less dissoriented but even more confused than it was on that first day. It was beginning to grasp the realitys of it's existance and to assimilate the knowlege that it had ripped out of Johnathin's head. The centeral question remained: Why? Why did it have four toes per foot instead of five? Why didn't it need to eat or shit? (a universal fact of life if there ever was one) Yet it felt some instinct inside itself that told it that these things weren't important, only what is hapening is. It was showing the begings of what would be a shockingly red head of hair. They arrived at a settelment. The place had the air of a small village. Each 'family' lived in it's own hut. The vilage was placed on the top of a hill so it would command a view of all the migratory herds of animals. It was still many years before they would be forced back into caves by the oncomming ice age. The people there were generous and the leather was provided and the suit of clothes was made. With that done Johanithin and his new assistant began their work. By the fire in the evenings the stranger was the star attraction. They were very friendly. They didn't at all look at it as a freak but more of a curiosity. It was actually more curious about them. Its stolen knowlege was more a collection of holes patched with a primative mythology but nothing that could hold water. The visit lasted almost two weeks. It was watching the flames dance across the logs in the fire while Johnathin and Betty were hard at work in one of the huts with the curtain drawn. The master of the village didn't fell very good about not being able to repay it for it's good work. It wanted to be a man. I, the author decide to come in here and put this would be guy streight about a few things. "So why do you want to be a man?" "Why not?" "Dicks are disgusting!" "So, every other guy has one, doesn't seem to bother them." "If you had one you wouldn't like it, trust me." "Why?" "Let me enumerate. A dick is something that is practacly useless. It could be one quarter the normal size and still do the job just fine. When you use it, it hurts!" "It hurts?" "Yes, immagine every blood vessle in a certain part of your body filling up with so much blood that it almost bursts open." "Ouch." "Damn right. Women use them for their own pleasure and to lead men astray. You don't want to be used by a woman." "I could handle that, I just want to be normal." "Listen, the people who made you strong enough to pick up a heavy log also made some improvements in that regon too. You just wouldn't look normal, It would raise more questions than your current situation, and you wouldn't be satisfied by anything except a woman of your same species." "What are you talking about?" "First they added an enzyme so your balls would work just fine right underneath your kidneys where they start before you are born. (so you can't freeze them off) Second, to prevent missfires a safty mechanism was added so that it would only fire when inside a woman of yor species, anybody else wouldn't do you any good. Take my advice, be thankfull that you are the way you are." -- Next morning Johnathin was not just glowing, he was radiating! The one last favor he wanted was information. He needed to know in what direction was the next settelment and more importantly wheather there were any lowlanders nearby. He learned to his dismay that the lowlanders were quite numerous in these parts. His best chance of avoiding them was to stay away from the river valeys. The chieftain had a personal encounter with these strange people himself. "The lowlanders are a mystery. They are big monsterous looking people with crudely constructed faces. They always travel in groups. When a traveler truspasses on their unmarked lands they will appear and encircle without warning. They will just stare at you for a while as if trying to be your judge. I ran into a group several years ago, my brother was killed just because he spoke to them. But after a while they just go away. Just like that Stay away from them, and never speak to them." Note: I'm gonna call da F.C. Jerry from now on. C.7 The Sound Of Silence Only three days out of the vilage the travelers ran into a group of lowlanders. They were buisy gutting a wooly. Just when Johnathin thought he had successfully evaded them. There they were, A group of twelve or so was standing directly in their path. They stopped. The ones gutting the mamoth were standing directly behind them. The travelers bent down and picked up sticks to use as clubs. Jerry began to feel a very odd sensation as if somebody was wresteling with his mind. When he tried to discover exactly what it was he began to hear an angry voice in his head 'Speak! goddamn you pathetic magots!' He realized that somehow the thoughts in their heads were somehow being transmitted into his own. He looked around trying to figure out from which one it came from. Soon he discovered that the voice was one, shared by the many around him and more. There weren't many lowlanders, Just one with many bodies. He cautiously tried to reach out with his own mind to see if he could touch thieir's. Their faces turned from grim to joval A few of them let out a relieved laugh. A mental hand reached out and grabbed hold of Jerry's and he was engulfed. He felt tired and found he could barely stand. He lay himself down and went to sleep. Johnathin had no idea what had just happened only that it freaked him out. He ran. The lowlanders made no move to stop him. The next morning Jerry awoke. He discovered that the place where he lay was surrounded by a ring of kneeling lowlanders. They had the aspect of worshipers praying to an idol. Jerry could feel their thoughts rushing through his head. If he had been on of their species he would be just another body claimed by that strange mind, but his alien brain allowed him to retain his individuality while being fully connected to the collective at the same time. He learned much about these people that no human had ever known. Such as that the only reason why they spared those that didn't talk was because they thought that that individual was a member of some other collective. They killed Any talkers they found. The collective IQ was trippled by Jerry's arival. Half of that was accounted for by Jerry's own mind the other half was the effect of his mind stimulating the others. C.8 ...And It Snowed... Jerry had seen the passage of ten generations. Through his unmatched seniority he had been promoted to the post of chief medicine dude or something. Neither he nor anybody else could account for his incredible longevity, nor did they care. He did his chores all was well. Untill the weather turned colder and food started getting scarse that was. Cave life wasn't that good nor was it that bad. Jerry was comfortable and had no complaints. It must have been sometime in late December when the food in the one of the highlander vilages ran out. With nothing left to do the chief of that tribe ordered a desperate (suicide) attack on the cave of the lowlanders. One morning they just appeared at the mouth of the lowlander's cave. The men of Chief Chuck's tribe were lined up in front of the lowlander's cave. This cave was theirs, Oh yes! Jerry stepped forward to greet the visitors. "Welcome! I am pleased you've decided to come off of those cold wind swept hills. I'll go fetch some hot coca and we'll have a good old fassioned gettogeather." The Chief Chuck was confounded. The other lowlanders were shocked, then enraged. They reacted by impaling Jerry on a spear. Jerry was made of tough stuff, the spear didn't go far but Jerry was down for the count anyway. He was awakened to find himself being dragged to the far corner of the cave where the other male lowlanders were being butchered and their meat smoked. He roused himself and stood. He still wasn't doing very well but he knew how to fight. The highlanders were startled by his sudden reanimation but they weren't unprepared. Anyhow Jerry killed one or two of them, and the rest allowed him to escape. It was cold that night. Jerry had no idea where to go so he just followed the north star. He didn't have any reason to live nor did he have any reason to die. The threashold was all that there was between him and death. He couldn't bring him to kill himself so he traveled to the north and let the snow take him. He walked and walked. His bloodsoaked garments were saping the heat out of him into the cold air. He keept moving. Around midnight he fell to the ground exhosted. He began to shiver. The shivering became a shuddering. And then it suddenly stopped and Jerry fell asleep. If he were a normal person he would have been dead. When Jerry awoke he felt like he was in a dream. Everything seemed so surrealistic. His clothes were frozen but he wasn't cold his hands were numb but the fingers still clutched. 'I've been granted another day.' Jerry thought. He picked himself up and started to walk. His clothes were so stiff that they hampered his progress but he didn't take them off. His perception of time was greatly impeded so that when he looked at the sun he could easily percieve it's motion accross the sky. Wierd. Jerry continued his chace after the north star. At night he slept. Each morning he seemed to be waking up later and later. Soon he feared that he would sleep all the way arround the clock. The winter got worse yet Jerry never bothered to build a fire. One morning when he was streatching after waking up, his clothes just broke into pieces and fell off. Months passed. Seasons had been fading for years now. Now further north they seemed to dissappear entirely. All was winter. One morning Jerry awoke to find himself burried under a foot of snow. Several weeks later he found himself in a desert of ice. The sun nolonger rose and fell, istead it seemed to creep around Jerry in slow circles Jerry could nolonger tell what time it was. He could hardly beleave that he was in the same universe. All he had was his unerring sense of direction that keept him pointing northwards. He walked and walked. The sun crossed his path dozens of times. The dull monotony of ice was enough to make him want to scream. He accelerated to a brisk walk. There must be a tree or a mountain or a rock somewhere! The desert continued on endlessly. The day refused to end. The sun sometimes flirted with the idea of dipping below the horision but it just didn't happen. Soon enough it did. Above Polaris was nearing the zenith. Around the horizon were the stars of the zodiac. He lay down to go to sleep. The Ice was as hard and rough as sandpaper but it was warmer than the air above. The spot where Jerry chose to sleep that night was the same spot under which the Centeral Comptuer was eventually constructed. Twenty five thousand years later Jerry awoke. He felt like he was being suffocated by a great weight. He found he was entoombed in what seemed like a solid block of ice. He pulled with all his strength. He broke free. He was still mostly encased in ice but his joints were free and he could moove. He was startled by a new sensation, he was hungry. His life support device was running out of energy. It would be able to recharge once exposed to an energy soruce like the sun but it was night now and day wasn't for another two months. Jery saw the problem from a slightly diferent perspective. He thought he needed solid food so he took a rough bearing from where he was sleeping and started out. C.9 The Frosty Man Between the middle of nowhere and civilization lies Mongolia. To the Chinese they are barbarians to be walled out. Beyond them is the vast forests of siberia and all that permafrost. The people are like cowboys but in a diferent part of the world. The steppe on which they live is not for the farmer but a clan of heardsmen can make a decient living. So we have a bunch of these Mongolian dudes camped with all their horses, and livestock penned up nearby. They are sitting aroudn a campfire telling tall tales when they heard staggering footsteps approaching. What was approaching was about the size of a man. He appeared to be encased in a thick layer of ice. His arms were held stiffly out to each side. He didn't seem to be able to bend his left knee. His head looked more like a collection of iceicles than anything else. Only one half open eye and a hole where the mouth should be. The Mongoles weren't scared because the guy was so messed up that it wouldn't take any effort at all to drop him. Ever so slowly he approached. The Mongoles stepped out of the way. He walked right past them. He didn't seem to see anything other than the fire. When he achieved his object he stopped and stood almost directly above the flames. The mongoles watched in facination as the ice began to melt off of the strange figure. The flesh that was revealed didn't show the slightest sign of frostbite. They were full of questions. The energy from the fire revived his strength. The gnawing hunger that had been with him for weeks was waning. He knew that there were people around him but his head was locked in the ice so he couln't look around. He didn't know weather he could trust these people nor did it seem to matter very much. For nearly an hour the ice melted off of his body. He tried to speak to the people around but his voice wouldn't come. A fit of shivering overtook him. He fell forward into the fire. It felt good. He could feel the energy surge through him. The heat soon became uncomfortable so he pulled himself off. When he stepped away from the fire the air felt incredibly cold and the surrealness was gone. He found he could speak. Yes he certainly did have a lot of explaining to do and he did it as well he could. In the morning the mongoles lent him some clothes and tools and sent him on his way. C.10 The Virdict Jerry had been living in china for five years. In that time he went from knowing completely nothing about chinese language and custom to being as learned as any of the more learned scholars. The man who was assigned to investigate the strange person came to this conclusion: The gods were most foolish in creating such a being. It is completely uncontrollable. It's great stature makes it difficult to assail. It can't be made to fear starvation because it needs no food. It can't be tempted by desire because it is lacking in that area. The most dangerous thing about it is not its powerful body but it's briliant mind. It learned in five years what would take a normal man ten. It is my duity to recomend the expediant ilimination of this person. But my feelings lean towards charity. It is no way responsible for its position in life and shouldn't be punshed therefor. I have found it to be kind and gentle of spirit and deserving at the very worst exile to the lands beyond the western frontier. The recomendation of the (place title of official here) was accepted and acted uppon. C.11 Persians Crossing the persian desert (present day Iran) is nothing to take lightly. To jerry it was a walk in the park. More boring/frustrating than anything else. At great length he came to a villag. He was happy to find civilization beyond what he was told was an uncrossable desert frought with brigands and various other genus of barbarians. The village was little more than a collection of small buildings. The villagers were milling arround the main square discussing this strange business that Jerry wasn't yet aware of. A man turned to jerry as if to ask his oppinion of the situation. He just shruged. Several uniformed men arrived on horseback and began speaking in a language that few of the vilagers appeared to understand. The vilagers who were acting as translators turned to the rest of the villagers and began speaking in the language of the village. Instantly men began lining up in the center of the square. The man who was attempting to communicate with Jerry pulled him with. The soldiers selected several men and Jerry from the line, gave a few orders, and mushed them into motion. They were marched westwards untill sundown where they were allowed to make a camp. Jerry spent the next several days attempting to gain at least a vague notion of what the hell was going on. He learned that he had been summarily drafted into service by the elete and unbeatable army of the Great Ilustrious and Imperious Darius the Second Emperor of the Mighty Persan empire for the purpose of crushing the puny and insignificant army of the little tiny (insignificant) king of Macedonia and his motly assortment of similarly drafted soldiers. The lands that they were passing through were rich and fertile. (present day Iraq). They didn't call it the fertile cressant for nothing. C.12 Muster The Camp of the Great Powerfull etc etc persian army Jerry was amazed. Never had he dreamed that there could be so many thousands of people on the entire world much less in one area under the command of one person. The Great etc etc Darius the second he learned was using that elaboratly embelished purple satin tent up on the hill. The other men were sleeping under whatever could be provided for them. Armed with whatever could be made in short order and trained with equel haste. That more than anything else drew Jerry's attention. Why would such a large army seem to be so paniced in the face of what was surely an inferior force. That was a mystery that would have to wait untill Jerry had more words. Training began before the new recruits had time to recover from their long march. The taining was very simple. The first phase was where they ran you around untill you dropped from exhstion. This continued untill the day when the recruits could keep up with the instructor. Then the running was deminished only to the extent where it allowed other training. The second phase was very simple too. It consisted of nothing more than pure obediance training. When the Captain tilted his standard to the left they were all to march to the left Etc etc etc... After two days of that the recruits were tought how to handle a sword and spear. The techniques were most lacking in Jerry's oppinion but he didn't know the enemy so he witheld judgement and just played along. Marching orders came again and they were off to defeat the Macedonians. C.13 The Macedonains On the eve of battle Jerry got his first look at the puny army of the Macedonians. The poor fools were outnumbered ten to one! Jerry almost laughed. This Darius must just trying to be cautious by bringing such a large force to bear on such a small force. "Whatcha laughing at?" his commander asked. "This situation. It's rediculous. We've been building such a huge army to face such a small foe. How could an army outnumbered ten to one expect victory?" "Don't laugh. A few years ago they did just that." The veteran said. Jerry was so stunned by the response that he was standing alone when he came to. These Macedonians must be ferocious indeed to acomplish such a feat. This was a matter that deserved investigation. He left camp with a spring in his step and a grin on his face. He almost got twenty yards before he was stopped by the guards. The guard tried to hold him back with his sword but Jerry simply knocked the man aside without paying him much notice. What did catch Jerry's attention was that the Great Noble etc etc Emperor Darius the Second would place guards for the purpose of keeping his own soldiers in. If he was truly Great Powerfull, Etc etc Wouldn't that alone be enough to cause people to follow him? As for descriptions of the G(r)eek soldiers Jerry had heard all types Everthing from pathetic little snots to ten foot giants with spears thirty feet long. The man who met Jerry's approach was healthy and proud. The man drew his sword as Jerry approached. Even so he appeared completely unaffected by Jerry's rock solid form. In an voice that demanded without being focefull Jerry's complete obedience. Not to say that Jerry had the slighest notion as to what exactly was asked. Jerry raised his arms to show that he meant no harm. The man in turn sheathed his sword and jestured towards a campfire set off from the others. The People Around the fire were also wearing persian uniforms. Jerry was acheing with questions that he knew couldn't be answered untill he could learn this language of theirs. Over the next week the turncoats were initiated into the Army of the Macedonia. The army was led by a man named Alexander who was simply the King of Macedonia. This man also happened to be the Pharoh (God-King) of Egypt, and was seeking to be the Emperor of Persia (After he killed the current emperor). Jerry took it uppon himself to discover who or what this man really was. The best way to do that was to just go up and talk to the man. The strategy had worked just fine with everybody he had meet so far and it didn't let him down this time eather. The man who answered to the name of Alexander and seemed to be the king was only five foot seven. He wore a clean wool tunic with a dyed stripe around the edges. His eyes revealed a vigorous man driven by churning emotions guided by a keen intelect. That was it! It had to be! It was just the man's vivaciousness that gave him the power to command milions. Jerry watched as he and his architects planned one of the seventy citys that would be founded under his reign. Alexander was literally reshaping the map of the world. Over the next few years Jerry became a loyal and trustworthy officer in the Macedonian army. By and By (after the sacking of Babalon) Alexander led them to the Caucus Mountains. Not knowing that the lands on the other side would one day be held by the Chetchens (yeah those people). The Chetchans as they still do have this thing against foreign rule. To put it quite simply their calvary massacred Alexander's infantry. Alexander realized what he was up against and most wisely turned tail and ran. Jerry didn't go with them because he was dead. Or that was what the macedonians thought. Well anybody as horribly mutilated as Jerry was would WANT to be dead. Horibly mutliated doesn't really describe it, butchered and beaten to a bloody pulp would be more accurate. But not dead. ---------- Book 3 ----------- The Sin of Healing Did you know that you get hiccups when your vocal chords are dry and that gurgleing is an effective remedy? (at least it works for me). In this book I will take poetic license with various historical events and introduce some ideas that simply had no place there, a thousand pardons. C.1 The Kind Little Old Lady The first thing jerry sensed other than it's own pain was the dim cozy interior of the old woman's sod and stone hut. What was left of it's body was tucked into a bed besides the fire. Jerry didnt' have the strength to do more than watch. The little old woman seemed to be suffering from some sort of degenerative illness. She fuddled about doing her chores muttering to herself. Ocasionally she would come over and stare loveingly into Jerry's mutilated face. Even though Jerry couldn't understand the words he got the impression that the woman took him to be one of her own children. She was kind. Her kindness seemed to fill the Jerry's wounds and he/it fell into a comfortable sleep. With sleep came dreams. In one of those dreams Jerry was confronted by an abstract world of impossibly streight lines and strange symbols. Jerry saw itself in perfect detail both inside and out at the same time. It saw what it was for the first time but didn't have the knowlege it needed to understand. It discovered that the symbols responded when it turned it's eye in their direction; they seemed to spring to life. He experementially tried to touch one. Suddenly the immage of himself became female. He retreated in fear. When Jerry awoke next the hut had changed in ways that could only be acomplished by the passage of several months. The searing pain that had been it's scourge the last time it had awoke was now only a dull ache. The first thing Jerry saw was the little old woman trying to feed the nearly skelitin- ized remains of one of jerry's comrades. Still it was nearly a half an hour before Jerry could rouse herself enough to try to turn her head much less get out of bed. The little old lady returned and was overcome with joy in finding Jerry awake. She immediately went to get Jerry some soup. The first thing that Jerry did despite great protest from the little old lady was to take his comrades outside and burry them in the snow. Jerry noticed and was quite disturbed by the fact that all the men had red hair. Some of the soldiers looked like they had been there for a long time. Over the next few weeks Jerry's strength improved and she was soon able to help out with the chores. Inevitably Jerry discovered that she was turning into a woman. As you can immagine she was quite disturbed by this but there was no herb to heal the wound between a woman's legs. So what she did was ask to be called Jenifer. (Hi Jen!) Each day now Jenifer could feel the strength return to her muscles. The winter was slowly yielding to to spring. Standing on the crest of one of the huge grassy hills overlooking the Caucas mountans Jenifer knew it was time to go. After placing her comrades in their final resting place she bade farewell and was on her way. Carrying only a patched togetaher suit of armor, a blanket, (all the swords being made of Iorn had rusted away) Jenifer went on her way. C.2 Warfare War was in the air and all around. Even form a day and a half away Jenifer could feel the rumble of thousands of footfalls reverberate throgh the air the pillar of smoke rising from the Southeast told her two things where the battle was and that if she didn't hurry she wouldn't make it in time to do any fighting. This thought raised two very relevant questions Did she still want to fight? and would they let her fight? that is if she still wanted to. But that wouldn't matter much if they didn't let her... As evening fell she came across a farm the farmhouse had been razed but there was a light in the stables. As Jenifer approached she could make out two arguing voices. One belonged to a woman. The other belonged to an early adolescant boy. It seemed that the boy wanted to go fight but the woman wouldn't let him. The woman broke off when she noticed Jenifer staning in the open mouth of the stable. She tried to stand to greet the visitor but colapsed back onto the pile of hey she had been siting on. She was holding a bloody rag to her stomach. "Welcome! Come to fight?" She greeted in the most cheerfull voice she could muster. Jenifer smiled and answered "If they'll let me." "Sure Sure!, you only have to be a man or taller than the *man*" (King Alexander). "I make it on the second requirement and this guy here doesn't make eather." "I'm a man!" the kid protested. "Shut up Sam." "Hey, you're not my mother!" "But I'm your sister, I'm here to see that you don't get yourself killed." The boy went back into his snit. "Brothers! Do you have a brother?" "No. Do you have a sword or something I could use?" "Just this crosbow which is mine and this bloody dagger." Jenifer wiped Jesica's blood off of the dagger and put it in her belt. She started to pick up the crosbow figuring Jesica wouldn't be needing it untill she recovered from her wounds. (unless that is) "Hey that's mine!" Jesica protested. "But you can't use that." "Sure I can, what are you talking about?" Jesica said and to demonstrate she shot another bolt at the trunk of what had been a majestic tree untill war had stripped it of most of its branches. "But you are wounded." Jenifer said pointing out the obvious. "This, Nah it's just a scratch." Jesica said denying the obvious. "I'm just winded, I'll be ready to fight in a few hours." Jenifer wasn't about to deny that because in her experience even deep wounds healed fairly quickly. Maybe it was the same for her two. Maybe. (not) "Do you mind If I shack here for the night?" "Sure. But we only have enough food for ourselves." "No problem." The rest of the evening was filled with a lot of meaningless smalltalk like 'How many people did we kill yesterday?' (the equivelent of 'how's the weather?'). While I wait for the charictors to wake up I'll bitch about digital technology for a bit. Digital Technology is cheap. That's why it is so popular. It costs only 50› to make a compact disc.