Extracts By A x o l o t l Extract 01 (A Village In Time) (Early Version) "At last, a bit of clear road. We can make up some time." Darren put his foot down and glanced at his watch. "We'll make it by one thirty at this rate." Kev was frowning over the road atlas. Another signpost flashed past and he turned the map upside down. It didn't help. "That's all very well, but this isn't the right road. I think we ought to be further over that way. More to the south." He waved a hand out across the bare hills on the left. The car continued to accelerate down the almost empty road. "You said this was the right way," said Darren. "No, I said the other way was the wrong way. When we came out of Dulchester? Where they were digging up the road, and that bloke waved us to turn right? They've changed the road layout. It's not the same as the map any more." "You mean you've gone and lost us!" "I haven't lost us. You should have slowed down while I was trying to find the right way round the ring road. We're going to have to go back." "Back? Back into Dul-fucking-chester? You've got to be kidding, pal! This is a good road, we'll carry on along here. There'll be a turning sometime." Darren mashed his right foot into the carpet and they surmounted a hilltop at seventy. Ahead, the road stretched like a black ribbon to the horizon. Kev rotated the map again. "There isn't anything, not for ten miles. By then, we'll be forty miles off course. Look!" Darren looked. Kev, eyes widening, snatched the map away. "Look where you're fucking going...!" "You told me to look at the map!" "Stop first! Since when did you take any notice of anything I said?" Uneasy silence fell. The car continued on its course for a further three or four miles. Kev shook his head. "It's no good. Pull in here and let's work out where we're going." There was a parking place by the roadside. Not a sign of life, unless you counted the sheep, and everyone knew what happened when you counted sheep. Darren pulled in and turned off the engine. With a superior air, he took the map. "Where are we?" he demanded with a sigh. "Just about here." "And where should we be?" "Down there." "That's fucking miles away!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you for the last twenty minutes." "We can't waste petrol going back," Darren insisted stubbornly. "What's the scale of this map?" "Four miles to the inch." "There's probably a road we can take. A small one that's too small to show up on this map. Let's take the next turning on the left, and it will bring us out down there somewhere." "We'll be late. Hadn't we better warn the others?" "We'll catch up once we're on the other road. You've probably only cost us half an hour or so." "I've cost us...?" Darren had already started the engine and they roared out on to the road in a spurt of gravel. "We can call Chris on his mobile and tell him we've been delayed. A flat, or something. Or we got held up by an accident. We'll call from the next garage." "Garage?" Kev surveyed the landscape. "Where?" "There's bound to be one. We'll be needing some petrol, anyway." Kev tried to lean across and see the fuel gauge, without making it too obvious. He stretched his arms above his head and yawned elaborately. Darren leaned forward over the wheel and pretended to rub at something on the glass of the instrument panel. "How much petrol have we got?" Darren pretended to glance casually at the instrument panel. "About a quarter of a tank," he said airily. "Maybe a little less. Next garage, we'll get some more." They barrelled on, over another hill. The road, which must have impressed some Roman Emperor a couple of thousand years ago, kinked to the right and headed off even further in an even more wrong direction. Both lads decided it would be safer not to mention the fact. "Here's a turning coming up," Kev pointed out. "Next on the left, you said." "Got it. I told you there'd be something. It isn't on the map, is it?" Kev had already checked. "No. How do we know it goes anywhere?" "It's got to go somewhere." They had reached the turning. It wasn't a particularly wide road, but it was broad enough for two cars to pass comfortably. "Did you see the signpost? Where did it say it went?" Kev bent over the map again. According to his calculations, there shouldn't be anything around here, just open countryside. "Couldn't see. There was something in the way. A bush or something. Never mind, it's got to lead us somewhere." It seemed unlikely. There were no signs of habitation ahead, no houses, no church steeple. The road trundled on into the wilderness, between high hedges. It wasn't quite as wide now. "There'll be a garage soon," Darren announced. The road had dipped suddenly and begun a winding descent into a valley. The surface had become pock-marked and pot-holed, and a strip of grass was starting to appear down the middle, where no wheels ever ran. It was a single car's width now. If they met anyone coming the opposite way, someone was going to have to back up half a mile or more. "What was that?" Kev asked, as the engine gave a splutter before picking up again. "Nothing. Just a misfire. Dirty fuel, probably. We'll be okay when we fill up. There'll be a village down here. Stands to reason." "It does?" "We're going down into a valley, right? A road goes down into a valley, there has to be a river at the bottom of it, so there'll be a bridge - and where there's a bridge, there's bound to be a village." Darren's Geography teacher would have had tears of pride in his eyes at this moment. "If it gets much narrower, we'll get wedged in like a cork." The bushes were brushing along both sides of the car by now, flicking at the mirrors as the wheels bounced through deeper and deeper holes. Then they rounded a bend, and everything opened up. "See! What did I tell you?" Darren slowed the car to a halt on a patch of smooth grass bordering a narrow river. Maybe it was a broad stream. Either way, there was no bridge leading to the village which seemed to be nestling on the further bank. Instead, the roadway disappeared into the water, its course marked by two lines of large stones. The stream flowed busily across the gap. "A ford. It doesn't look too deep, even with the rain we've had this week." He drove cautiously into the water and they lurched across to the other side. "It gets into the brakes, you know," Darren explained. "I'll drive for a bit with my foot on the brake pedal..." "You won't be driving anywhere," Kev pointed out. "Not until we open that gate." It was a big wide five-bar gate, and it was shut. Two stout oak gate posts looked as if they had been there for centuries, and this damn great gate completely blocking the way into the village street. "What's up with them? Have they got a thing against tourists? Nip out and open it, Kevvo!" Kev climbed out and examined the gate. It was secured with a fat chain and a daunting padlock. The whole ensemble was apparently rusted solid. He tugged at it experimentally for a few seconds, then shook his head. The car engine stopped. The only sound was the rushing gurgle of the waters, the echoing of birdsong and the dull rattle of the chain as Kev tried once more. He gave the gate a kick. It stayed shut. Then came the whinnying of the starter motor as Darren tried to start the engine again. "Fucking won't go," he said needlessly after about three minutes. "Must be water in the ignition." (The boys explore the village for a while, then meet an attractive woman who takes them to her cottage) "Bless you, no! My girls are near enough sixteen, but they carry on their schooling. They shall stay at school until 'tis their time to do the teaching themselves. "You'll stay for a bite of dinner? There's bread and honey. Maisie and Maud shall be home when the church clock strikes twelve. If they don't see you, they will be so curious my life will not be worth a brass farthing. They don't see many young men like yourselves, you see." "I don't know," Darren said slowly. "We ought to be making tracks, if we can get some petrol." "But some bread and honey does sound nice," Kev nudged his pal. Mrs Capstick brightened instantly. "I'll be getting it ready, then. And we've a pie, if you're famished. No, sit and finish your drinks, I can talk to you from the kitchen." She bustled out. "What are you on about?" Darren demanded in a fierce whisper. "We can't sit round here all day." "What else can we do? You won't find any petrol, not here. Besides, I thought it was water in the ignition." "Funn-ee." The church clock began to strike the hour. Ten. Eleven. Twelve! "That clock's fast!" Darren shook his watch. "It's not even eleven yet..." But there was no time for Kev to reply. The back door banged open with a clatter, and an excited babble of voices sounded from the kitchen. And there, at the kitchen door, stood the widow Capstick, beaming proudly. "I don't even know your names yet," she apologised. "But you must meet my little girls..." "Oh, Mama!" "Mama! Little?" "This is my Maisie, and this is my Maud." Kev and Darren gasped, their mouths remaining open. No words would come out. They stared at the girls, golden-haired twins, as tall as their mother... Maud had been right. 'Little' was not the right word. Not the right word at all. "We have to get back to our classes," sighed Maisie. "We'll be home by five," said Maud. "You'll still be here...?" "We'll be gone by then," Darren shook his head regretfully. "We'll need to walk to the next village and get a can of juice. Probably have to buy an empty can, as well." "Juice?" The twins looked at each other. "Mother can give you some juice. Apples...?" "Petrol," Kev said desperately. "You've heard of petrol! Cars run on it. Maybe the farmer's got some? You could ask the kids from the farm..." "The kids?" Maud giggled. "You're so funny, Kev!" She still had difficulty saying the unfamiliar name. "You aren't really leaving us," said Maisie. "Darren, please stay the night. Devon will still be there in another week or two." She approached and touched him under the chin with a delicate finger. Darren swallowed. Unexpectedly, the girl smelled quite powerfully of sweat. Not at all what attractive young girls were supposed to smell like. But from this close, he could study the arousing swell of her bosom inside the bodice of her blue frock. It was quite simply enormous. Easily twice as big as Emma Goldthorpe's... Kev was getting the same view, in pink instead of blue, as Maud, emboldened by her sister's forwardness, stroked his brow with a slender hand. Their mother looked on fondly. "Off you go to classes, you two. Perhaps I can talk to the boys and persuade them to stay a while. They don't make much sense, to be sure. Off with you!" The girls tore themselves away unwillingly. Their bosoms were heaving enormously. The more the boys studied them, the bigger they looked. "We'll be here this evening," Kev blurted. "If your mum doesn't mind. We're going to have to see if we can find some petrol this afternoon, but we'll come back later. Won't we, Dazza?" On mature reflection, it seemed like a good idea. Darren nodded. Maisie and Maud clapped their hands and literally jumped for joy. When they landed again, they unselfconsciously clutched at their breasts to stop them shuddering and bouncing. The boys had never seen anything quite like it in their lives. None of the girls of their slender acquaintance would ever behave in such an uninhibited manner. But then, they had never met any girls even remotely as well-endowed as Maisie and Maud. Yes, they'd be back this evening. (They go for a walk with the girls. As the girls are twins, there are bound to be identification problems!) She seemed to understand, although his 1990's shorthand speech must have been incomprehensible. Maisie was getting the hang of undressing a boy from the 1990's. She had his shoes off, which allowed her to remove his jeans, then being a tidy girl, she pulled off his socks. Darren wasn't exactly complaining, but there was still a moment of reckoning to come. Meanwhile, Maisie had stood up and was working on Darren's upper half. She coo-ed appreciatively as his lithe body came into view. At last, she was down to his shorts, and paused, evidently leaving the best until last. "Now you undress me," she told him formally, presenting herself. Darren had no option. His hands shook as he untied the ribbons one at a time until Maisie's blue dress was open down the back just as Maud's had been. She was less patient than her twin sister, however, especially as Maud was out of sight round the corner, presumably getting heartily rodgered. Maisie wanted her share, too. She almost ripped the dress off and stepped out of it, totally naked before Darren who had sat down on the grass to watch the show. Despite his apprehensions, his body wasn't letting him down completely. Maisie would still get the giggles if she got to see it, but perhaps he could find a way of doing it with the lights out... Maud had begun to pant like a sheepdog. "Let me feel him," she murmured, reaching for Kev with a small hand. He still had his boxers on for some reason, perhaps the feeling that he was in the middle of the crowded English countryside in the middle of a summer's evening. "You don't need this on," she nagged. "Take it off!" Kev took it - or them - off, and if pressed, he would have admitted to a moment of pride as the girl gasped in delight at the sight of his waving prong. She kneeled to touch it and giggled up at him as it jerked automatically out of her way. "Come on," he said, taking her hand and pulling her up. "Skinny-dipping time!" Frowning, she followed him to the edge of the water, to stand there with her toes turned inwards. Even her massive breasts looked apprehensive. "What are you going to do?" "We're going in," he said, "come on!" He stepped into the bubbling water. "Ow-wow. It's freezing! Come in, Maudie!" "In there? What for?" He began to splash her with water. She flinched back, although it wasn't as cold as it had seemed at first plunge. "Stop it! It's dirty!" "The water's clean! Come on in!" But he sprang out of the water and ran across to his bag, unzipping the top and coming out with a huge beach towel and a bar of soap. This time, he took Maud's hand and ran straight into the river, taking the vast-breasted young girl with him. She was whimpering and wobbling around on tiptoe as the water surged around her knees. "Sit down," he ordered, tossing the towel on to the bank." Squealing and wriggling, Maud subsided beneath the water, perching her pert bottom on the smooth rocks. Her breasts looked simply enormous, almost on a level with the surface, and her nipples were now incredibly extended, the plump areolae puffed up like halved peaches. He restrained her with a strong hand on her shoulder. "No! Kev!" "Yes, Maud!" "What's that thing? What are you doing?" "It's called soap. I'm washing you!" She calmed down a little as his firm hands soaped her back and shoulders, round and round, working up a rich lather, then advanced to her breasts. Maud giggled with delight as his soapy hands slithered across her hugely full globes, flickering across the thrusting nipples. "You can stand up now." Gently he raised her to her feet and stood behind her, hugely erect as he worked the soap down her back and sides, down her flat belly, into the rich tangle of her great bush of pale golden pubic hair, down her thighs, then back up to her breasts again, into her furry armpits... "Kev!" she sighed, leaning into him. She investigated the lather with a finger, sniffed it. "It smells of flowers," she said wonderingly. "So do you," he told her, and renewed his efforts with the soap. "What are you doing?" Maisie was standing on the bank, with Darren coming up behind her in his uncomfortable shorts. He was trying to rearrange things as he ran. "What's it called, Kev?" Maud asked. "Bathing," Kev called. "I'm bathing your sister." "What for?" "Come on in and find out." "But it's wet!" "That's true!" "Come in, Maisie. He's right. And it's all soft and smelly. Bring your Dazza with you." It looked dangerous, cold and wet, but Maud made bathing sound interesting, fascinating even. Maisie paused for a moment, then grabbed Darren's hand and dashed into the frothing water with him, shorts and all. (And so on. The usual kind of dilemma at the end: will they take them back to the present, and what will happen if they do? For that matter, what will happen if they don't?) Extract 02 (Sir Arthur Saxby's Legacy) "It was 1960, but I can remember as if it was yesterday". Phillimore puffed at his pipe, but it had gone out. Another match flared and he held it to the bowl, sucking and gurgling interminably until a satisfying billow of smoke finally rose fragrantly past the rows of rusty leather books to the yellowed ceiling. "1960. Arthur Saxby sent for me in his office. I was a junior in the Company then, and of course, all I could think was 'what have I done wrong this time?' But it seemed I had done nothing. 'Sit down, Phillimore', he said. 'Smoke?' Well, I didn't in those days, not even a pipe. But old Saxby lit up a cigar and he told me this story. And it was so strange, that it has been with me ever since. Not just the story, but his instructions, and most of all, the legacy." "The legacy? Sir Arthur left you money?" "Not money, no. Something, in its way, far richer. A secret, certainly. You know old Saxby's office? I remember the way it looked that morning: the sun coming in through the windows, beams of sunlight shining through the dust and cigar smoke. The old boy leaned back in his revolving chair and plonked his feet on the desk. I remember he asked me if I was comfortable, because it was going to be a long story." Phillimore puffed harder on his pipe, which was now going like a bonfire, and smelling like one, as well. "You comfortable, boy? Let me tell you what he told me..." Sir Arthur Saxby's Story "You remember, back in '25, there was all that fuss in the Company about the expedition to Periguolo? I was on that expedition, although, mercifully, I wasn't there for the messy ending. I got away, clean away, on the penultimate boat to leave the island. The Cassowary it was, Captain Chivers. No questions asked, I went on board with my boxes and my bearers. The bearers went ashore and we sailed within the hour on the last day of June, 1925. We docked at Liverpool six weeks later. "Some arrangements must have been made to get me and my baggage ashore quietly. We never even saw a customs officer. We had a reserved carriage on the sleeper to Euston, and by breakfast time we were on a Great Western train heading for Cornwall. Marvellous bit of arranging, boy! Like to shake that man's hand, whoever was responsible. But I digress." "We fetched up in Falmouth, and there was a boat waiting on the quay. Everything aboard, and away in ten minutes, not a word to a living soul. We disembarked on what was virtually a desert island in the river estuary. I thought, all those thousands of miles across the sea, and here I am, back in dear old Blighty, on a bloody desert island! "That was when I unpacked everything for the first time. I'd had the boxes opened secretly on the ship, of course, but this was the first time the lid had been off the big one, and the cargo unloaded. It was a bit unpleasant in there, after all that time, but I got it emptied, and cleaned everything up, then I just stood there and had a good look at her." "She'd have been about sixteen, I suppose, although it was impossible to tell, as they had no idea of age on Periguolo. But she was a perfect example of everything I had discovered during my research on the expedition. Of course, that was all that did come off Periguolo, the rest of the party were thrown in the stewpot, cooked and eaten; at least, they never found hide nor hair." "I called her Daisy, because the first thing she picked up when I took her outside was a daisy. Just as well she didn't pick up one of the dog's turds, I suppose! She was still dressed in her native clobber all the way home, but I'd had to burn all that stuff when I stripped her down for cleaning, so she was naked as a jaybird for the whole of that first day, until I sent for some clothes for her. And what a creature! All their women were like her, of course. All gone, now, after the army landed on Periguolo later that year. Wiped the lot out - or all they could find - so Daisy was the last of the line." "I just sat and watched her walking around, feeling the strength of her legs slowly returning after the long weeks cooped up at sea. Her lovely face, little turned-up nose, black hair, light brown skin, her legs - God, so powerful - her muscular body. And of course, those bloody tits!" "Around that time, the twenties, bosoms weren't in fashion. You'd think women'd never had any, the way they hid the damned things. But not young Daisy! She couldn't have hidden hers if she'd tried! They were enormous things. They must've bounced up and down about a foot when she was just walking, and when she ran, well! Stand well clear!" "I totally misjudged the size of the clothes she'd need - I hadn't much experience of that sort of thing - and I had to send out for something much bigger. But when I finally got her dressed after a couple of days, I found I couldn't look at her like a bloody native any more. She began to look wonderful, in her skirt and outsized shirt, blouse, whatever you call the damned things. And she was so helpful, loyal, devoted. She worshipped the very ground I trod on. She found out what I liked to eat, and she cooked it, but in such subtly different ways. I never found out what some of the things were she used in her cooking. And after dinner, she would come and curl up at my feet like a dog, and stay there until bedtime." "Well, I suppose it was just a matter of time. One evening - it was winter, and bloody cold. Wet snow was sweeping across the estuary. Oh, it wouldn't stay long once it fell - not that far South, and with the sea so close and everything - but it could be damned unpleasant while it lasted. And of course, Daisy had never seen the like of it. She went outside to collect some herbs or what-not, and she was a long time coming back. It was getting dark when I went out to look for her, and she'd fallen on a slippery patch and turned her ankle over." "Carried her back to the cottage, laid her down on her bed, and the tears pouring down her little cheeks and all because she wouldn't be able to get her master's meal. I took her a drink, made her a drop of soup, and she sat up in bed and cried her eyes out, and I cuddled her, the little mite. And one thing sort of led to another." "What a night! I'd known some British girls before I went to Periguolo, and we'd had some wild times at parties. I ended up in one or two beds, I'll admit. But Daisy! Just as she'd been inventive with her cooking, she was inventive in bed as well. I learned more in that first night than in my first quarter of a bloody century!" "Needless to say, she never slept in her own bed again after that! The first baby was born in the following October. A little girl. We had more at regular intervals from then on. And even though I was travelling to the mainland to the office in Falmouth, Daisy and the children never left the island. Never occurred to them. Island people, don't y' know! "When she died, she can only have been about forty years old. I was shattered by it, I can tell you. Ten years ago, and still it hits me. I still expect her to come around the corner of the woods with a couple of young'uns trailing along behind her, and a baby at her breast. Her breast! They never got any smaller, you know. Bigger, in fact! And the children, they took after their mother. It's as well I was a devotee of large bosoms by then! But they didn't survive. There were five children, three girls then two boys. They reached their twenties but they were weakening all the time." "Oldest two daughters, River and Flower, she called them. She loved the sounds of those words. They fell pregnant. All mine, of course. And when Daisy died, I decided to uproot myself and get off this God-forsaken island, children and all. The Company looked after the arrangements again. We settled here, in the hills, River and Flower with their babies, and they looked after them. Both girls. They were only about five when their mothers died. That left just them... and me. Nobody else! "They're fourteen now. And it's time to hand over to a younger man. That's why I've sent for you, Phillimore. For you to take over..." (That's the start, and it goes on in much the same vein) Extract 03 (A Hormonal Thing) "That's fine, but will it do what I want it to do?" Dr Lewis propelled her chair away from her desk and crossed her shapely legs. There was a faint smile playing around her full lips. Just for a moment, she allowed her white coat to gape open slightly, revealing a more than well-filled blouse. Much more than well-filled. Watching her, Lucinda Bedworthy felt uncomfortable. This was not how doctors were supposed to behave. Especially female ones. She hunched in her straight-backed chair, her arms across her chest. "Look here, old thing," said the doctor. "The drug is highly effective. When it first became available, it was, if anything, too powerful." She picked up a leaflet from her desk and adjusted her glasses. "Now, where is it? Can't see the wood for the trees. Um-um-um-ummm." She brightened and stabbed at the paper with a fingernail of un-doctorly length and hue. "Right, this bit's from the manufacturer's press release. '... Pubertophen was originally developed in Japan where it underwent a rigorous trials program before being made available to the public.' Jolly reassuring, don't you think? 'It was immediately greeted with acclaim by thousands of Japanese women who found the drug's absolutely unique properties more than fulfilled their expectations.' That's a polite way of putting it. What they are really saying is that the original version was ten times too strong for the general public, what? It worked too damn well, and very, very quickly indeed. There were no half measures. You signed up for a course of Pubertophen and within a matter of days, whammo! - it was working, ducky. And it didn't rotten-well stop working for bloody weeks after you stopped taking the jolly old thing." "You mean women took the drug and their breasts started growing straight away, and wouldn't stop?" Dr Lewis looked slightly pained. "I wouldn't put it quite as simply as that, me old sport, but that's what happened. It cost the drug firm a few hundred thousand smackers to hush up the cases where the women didn't stop taking the drug soon enough. Some of us women, it seems, are never satisfied." She permitted herself a private smirk at Lucinda's chest. "But that was the only problem with it. It was too bloody effective. There have been no side effects reported, even from those early users. And of course, after all stocks were recalled and replaced with a toned-down version - Pubertophen without balls - there have been no problems with it at all." "Strange, I've never heard of it." "It has only been available in the Land of the Jolly Old Rising Sun, you know? Until now." Dr Lewis tossed the leaflet on to the desk. "But it works, all right, or it would never have received approval here. Not in America, not yet. That's probably why it hasn't really made the headlines. If... or when... it becomes available in America, you can expect demand to go sky-high. There will be the usual complaints from every lobby you can think of: animal rights, human rights, women's rights, women's lefts..." "Why haven't they approved it...?" "They will, it just takes longer. It's been approved in Europe because application was made here earlier. It is absolutely one hundred and ten per cent safe. All it does is to mimic a number of the changes whch occur in a girl's body during puberty. Not all of them, thank the Lord, just a selected few. The most important and noticeable of these is that the breasts are encouraged to develop. It's been proven in trials to work in 90% of cases. And it happens extraordinarily quickly." "Quickly?" "Given the nature of breasts, very rapid growth is always possible. You should notice a marked effect within a matter of days." "Days? Sounds ideal for me. But I'm a little concerned..." "About the other effects of Pubertophen? That's understandable. Even at your age... thirty-two...? you are young enough to remember some of the things that happened to you at puberty. As well as some of the things that didn't, in your case, what? Haw, haw, haw! But as I say, the effects are largely limited to breast development. That is the way it was designed, for Japanese women, some of whom would prefer to be more... how shall we put it... stacked." Lucinda nodded. "Please! I'll give it a try. I mean, if it doesn't work..." "I can say with some certainty that Pubertophen will not be ineffective in your case, Miss Bedworthy. It is Miss? I can't read what it says on your notes, it's been crossed out..." "Miss. I was divorced, and reverted to my maiden name." "Excellent! First rate!" The doctor stood up for the first time. Lucinda couldn't help staring at her. She was endlessly tall, with enormously long legs sheathed in black nylon, disappearing mysteriously into a thigh-length white lab coat. Was she wearing anything underneath? She was certainly wearing a blouse, Lucinda could see clearly, as the doctor's white coat was buttoned up only as far as her waist. Above the waist, it seemed that there could be no chance of her fastening the buttons at all. In fact, there was no way the two edges of the overloaded garment could ever be brought together. The doctor's bust, in a word, was immense. She moved sensuously across to a metal cabinet, her thighs rubbing silkily together, her broad hips twitching, her rotund buttocks moving hypnotically beneath the smooth white cotton. She fumbled with the lock for a moment before swinging open the door of the cabinet and bending to examine the lower shelf. Yes, Lucinda realised, Dr Lewis was wearing something under her lab coat. The outline of a pair of exceptionally brief panties was clearly visible. Lucinda swallowed, her throat constricting. There was no corresponding outline to suggest that the doctor was wearing a bra. Surely she must be, with such vast breasts? It must be a very special bra indeed to hold up a pair like that. She wondered how she would look with breasts even a quarter that size. After all these years with nothing at all... "Here you are, Miss Bedworthy. Just read the label, it's quite straightforward. Any ill effects, just call me..." (That's the start of it. Here's a bit more, from some days later...) Lucinda picked up the phone at eight on Monday morning, and called Dr Lewis's number. The receptionist tried to offer her an appointment for sometime in the middle of next week. "It's very urgent, and she told me to call her this morning if there was any trouble with my treatment. And there is!" "We can't fit everyone in at a moment's notice, you know," the receptionist sniffed. There was a long silence. "The doctor's here. She says she's doing her rounds this morning and she could drop in on you. But it's highly irregular." Obviously, the receptionist was going to have Dr Lewis struck off the register for this malpractice. "Ten fifteen, she says." "Excellent. Thank you so much!" Miserable moo-bag. Just time to nip down to the shops and get a new bra, the right size. Easier said than done. She handed over the two unworn bras to the assistant, who held them up and inspected them minutely. "They're too small," Lucinda explained. "That's obvious," said the assistant with something akin to a sneer. "They're only B cups. You're much larger than that." That was the understatement of the year so far. Lucinda felt like a badly wrapped parcel, or a trussed chicken. She had forced her way into her one remaining bra and covered the tragic sight with a large sweater, but even a large sweater wasn't enough to disguise the aggressive thrust of her bosom. The assistant was talking to her as if she had learning difficulties. "Try these for size. If you need any help, you may ring the bell." Her face scarlet, Lucinda took two bras and hurried away into the fitting cubicle. Only when she had closed the door did she look at the sizes. The damned woman had given her a 34D and a 36D. They didn't fit. There was a blessed relief at getting the too-small bra off and letting her breasts hang on her chest. The mirror showed a remarkably big-breasted woman looking back at her. All this in four days? It was ridiculous! The 34D was too small in the cups. It wasn't as bad as the original smaller bra had been yesterday morning, but it wasn't far off. She estimated in her inexperienced way that she needed one size larger, maybe more. The 36D felt totally wrong. It went round her, but the cups were simply not big enough and the body band only fitted where it touched. Round the back and sides, in other words. Useless! She was about to put her sweater back on, bra-less; then she thought, what the heck, and touched the bell button with a tentative fingertip. It went off like a fire alarm out in the shop. They would certainly have heard that. Feeling the need to make herself decent, Lucinda put the larger bra on again, hopelessly prodding her curves to make them disappear into the cups. A couple of minutes passed, then there was a knock on the door. "Does madam require assistance?" "Please!" It wasn't the same assistant. It was a tall, gaunt woman with her hair scraped severely back from her face. "Madam is wearing the wrong size," the woman pointed out with a heavy sigh. "Completely the wrong size. Take it off." Lucinda blushed and complied. The woman permitted herself a raised eyebrow. "I shall bring madam something more suitable." She gave one more lingering glance before disappearing. "One day, I'll laugh at all this," said Lucinda, wetting a finger and rubbing it round one nipple. It sprang into appalling prominence. She had to do the same to the other one so they would match. "God, I'm enormous!" She blushed all over. The woman was back. Empty-handed. "This is most regrettable. Madam is an unfortunate size. We will have to place a special order. You have, of course, your credit note for the two garments you returned." In other words, just you dare going anywhere else. And so it was that when Dr Lewis arrived and set her doctor's bag down on the kitchen counter, Lucinda wasn't wearing a bra - only jeans and her largest sweater, which thrust out in front as if she had a couple of melons in there. "Hey, all right!" said the doctor. "May I?" and without waiting for further permission, she placed her hands beneath the tautly swollen globes, hefting their weight. "Jolly impressive! These are the best results I've ever seen from Pubertophen!" "You don't think they're a little large, doctor?" "Of course they're only a little large. Don't worry, though. It's only been a few days. Give them a couple more weeks and by then you'll be really satisfied with them, I can assure you!" "You mean, they're going to get even bigger?" Extract 04 (The Power Of Prayer) Del and Shel Murchison were twins. They were born in that order, Adele seven minutes before Rochelle. Adele never let her sister forget it, either, even as they were growing up identically, with identical long dark - almost black - hair, dressed in identical dresses, or identical jeans and T-shirts, with identical shoes or sandals. Everybody said how identical - and how beautiful - they were. They probably meant how beautifully dressed. The girls were certainly identical, but beauty wasn't really an appropriate word. Their looks were striking rather than beautiful, their mouths a little too wide, their noses slightly too Roman, their eyes just a bit too close-set. It didn't matter, the twins were so lively, so vivacious, no one really remarked on their looks. Not often. Anyway, opinion had it, they were young; they would grow into their looks later. And it started happening, as these things do. As they approached their tenth birthday, the twins were experiencing a growth spurt. In a matter of weeks, they had grown out of all their jeans and shoes. Twice. They were suddenly and dramatically six inches taller. They had legs right down to the ground and right up to their armpits. They looked like a pair of young racehorses, striding leggily around in the slightly ungainly fashion of colts. They were taking after their parents in that respect. Their mother was almost six feet tall, their father and elder brother were six feet three. The twins were beginning to resemble their mother in another way, too. She was a statuesque woman with broad hips, powerful thighs and a notably prominent bosom. Although Del and Shel didn't yet have the bosom, they were very quickly getting the family backside. "You'll have bosoms soon enough, girls," Mrs Murchison reassured them one day when the girls expressed dissatisfaction with the way things were going. "You're only just ten." "We're only just ten," Shel agreed, "so why have we got the biggest bottoms in the whole school?" "Speak for yourself, little sis," said Del. "You have the biggest bottom in the whole school." "It's only that much bigger," Shel held her fingers a couple of inches apart. "How do you know?" The twins' mother was aghast. "We measured each other with your tape measure," said Del. "And you cheated," muttered Shel. "Now, that's enough, both of you! You're both taller than the other girls in your class, so it's only right and proper that you should have the biggest bottoms." "And the longest legs?" said Shel. "Why couldn't some of this growth have gone to our chests? The other girls in our class have got busts already." "Not all of them, dear," said Mrs Murchison firmly. "Two of them have," insisted Del, exaggerating only slightly. By a factor of 100%, in fact. One other girl in the twins' class did have a bosom worthy of note. A dozen or so of the others had little bee-stings in their blouses, but Emily Thorpe was spectacular by any standard. She had shown the label of her bra to anyone in the class who was interested. 34DD, it said. Nobody knew quite what it meant, but it sounded mighty impressive. As, for that matter, was Emily. Her tits stuck out about a mile and a half in front of her. She bumped into things. They knocked books off desks. No doubt she would get used to them in time. Del and Shel wanted some. Not necessarily as big as Emily's - the twins were well brought-up and not greedy - just as long as they were big ones. Preferably within the next few weeks. Their mother hugged her big-bottomed girls to her. "You'll get breasts, don't worry!" The girls squirmed and blushed at the word. "You'll just have to ask God to send you some, won't you?" "And He will?" "Did you pray for yours, Mummy?" "Of course. All little girls do." Emily Thorpe must have prayed really hard, the twins thought. Well, if that was all they had to do, they would do it. Being nicely brought-up children, they knelt by their beds and asked God to send them some really big titties. Or boobs. They didn't want to use the word breasts in case God got embarrassed. And lo, the Lord heard their prayers. Perhaps it was because they were identical twins and their prayers were thus twice as powerful as all the other little girls praying for bosoms. Whatever the reason, He heard, and He listened. Maybe He didn't listen hard enough. Perhaps He had other things on His mind. Being God is one Hell of a job, even when You are One in Three and Three in One. Anyway, He screwed up, bigtime. Okay, to be fair, maybe it was one of His angels who couldn't read the instructions. It was perhaps an unusual request: two identical sets of those DD's, please, like Emily Thorpe's. You know Emily Thorpe, Lord? The Lord knew Emily Thorpe, all right. He had made her in His image, after all. Emily's dimensions were quite fresh in His mind. So was the total weight of her breast flesh. There had been a bit of a row about it, He remembered. "What's all this, Lord?" It was one of the managing angels from Main Stores - Body Parts (Puberty) Division. "All what, Gabriel?" saith the Lord, somewhat testily, for verily it had been a long day. All He needed was a militant angel shouting his mouth off. "You've given one ten-year-old girl - Emily Thorpe - four girls' share of breast." "So what? There's no Holy Law that says all girls have to have tits the same size." "I know, but for Chrissakes, look! Four times as much as she ought to have! This you call fair? Jee-zus!" "I didn't get where I am today by being fair, Gabriel. I've signed the requisition, just pick the parts and get them out, okay?" And so it was done. Emily Thorpe's mother was bewildered. Emily was ecstatic. But now, six weeks later, here was a repeat order for two identical sets, from the same school. "Sod this," snorted Gabriel, crashing away at the keys of his computer. "Who do they think I am, the Tit Fairy?" It had been bad enough issuing one huge set to this Thorpe girl, without this additional blow to his stock control. "They can have one set, and they can think themselves lucky they're getting that." He hit Enter, logged off and grabbed the phone to castigate the suppliers of pubic hair. That latest batch had been almost straight. He'd be able to use some of it in Japan, but only the black... The order for the Murchison twins' tits was the last one to come down to the Puberty Warehouse that afternoon. "What the fuck's this, at four o' clock on a Friday?" demanded Barnett, the stacker truck driver, who already had his coat on, ready to leave. He snatched the requisition and ran a grimy finger down the list of items. "Breasts, female. Extra large. One pair." Despite his anxiety to get back to his cloud before it started raining for the weekend, the warehouseman was a conscientious angel. He checked the overall consignment weight as listed. It was a curiously high figure, even for a pair of extra large breasts. These things happened. Sometimes God got confused between pounds and kilograms. Better check it out with Gabriel, just to cover my ass. And he picked up the phone. Busy. "Shit! Fucking Gabriel chatting up his lady friend again. You can never get through to him." Barnett slammed down the phone and picked up the requisition form again. It was stamped 'URGENT' across the top. Obviously a prayer request, with authority right from the Top. He hesitated for just a moment, then climbed aboard his stacker truck and whirred off between the racks. (The story was written as a two-parter, although I will stick the two halves together if they aren't being posted on the net as short stories. Later, Gabriel comes down to Earth: he is the only angel allowed to do so under his contract of employment. No doubt some people will be offended by the concept of the Lord and His angels talking colloquial English in this way, but in the absence of any evidence as to what language they use up there, we have translated freely.) (Here's a bit from part II, four year later.) "I know you've been here a long time, Gabriel, but Heaven has to move with the times." God looked somewhat uncomfortable, despite lounging in His executive chair with His feet on the desk. He stubbed out His cigar in the ashtray. "You may refer to it as a campaign to get rid of you personally, but you're seeing it from a very narrow perspective. Actually, We're getting rid of a lot of people, and you're only one of them. It's called de-layering." The Angel Gabriel bristled. "You can call it what You like. It's legalised robbery, that's what it is. I'm going to have words with some very important angels. My dad..." "Gabriel, it's no good bringing the Archangel Gabriel into this. He's got plenty on his own plate these days since we promoted him sideways to look after Sex n' Drugs n' Rock n' Roll, whatever that is. You'll get an excellent redundancy package, five millenia's salary - the legal maximum - you can keep your cloud and your company car..." "A Ford Mondeo!" "It's the top of the range model, and you chose it yourself. Air conditioning, alloys, twelve-speaker stereo. It's only two years old. See the accounts manager on your way out about your pension..." "What about Puberty?" Gabriel grated as soon as he could get a word in. "Puberty will look after itself," said God. "We're promoting Barnett to Warehouse Manager and introducing a new computer system. Bill and Jesus are looking after that aspect of it. There have been so many problems in that area, we're starting again with a clean sheet of paper. For a start, a long overdue division into Male Puberty and Female Puberty. Thanks in no small part to your lack of organisational ability, boys have been steadily slipping further and further behind in development for some years now. Young girls are increasingly being forced to turn to older men. That's all going to change. Any boys who fall short of the full pubertal development package by the age of thirteen will from now on be entitled to claim compensation." "Money? It will never work. The budget won't stand it. "We're not talking about money. We're talking cock. Serious cock. Compensation will be paid on a sliding scale, extending up to thirty inches. Or is that centimetres...?" Gabriel spluttered indignantly. "You can't go giving boys of thirteen cocks that size! The whole structure of society as we know it would crumble to dust." "The whole point is, We won't need to hand out cocks of that size. The system will run so smoothly, it won't be necessary to compensate anyone at all. They'll all be perfectly happy running around with five inches each." Gabriel opened his mouth again. "We're standardising on five inches. Or is it five centimetres?" God tapped a few figures into a calculator. "Inches. I knew I was right. I'm getting the hang of this metric stuff now. The World Standard Penis. It will be issued to boys on their twelfth birthday, and will remain..." "Is that hard or soft?" "What?" God looked puzzled. "Is that five inches when it's hard, or when it's soft? Surely, Lord... surely you know... penises, penes, aren't always the same size all the time." "You mean they grow? Of course they do. Babies have little teensy-weensy ones. Grown-ups have bigger ones. Teddy bears have none at all. That's another thing..." "Never mind about teddy bears. Cocks don't stay the same size all the time. Surely You know that, even if You have led a sheltered life?" God looked blankly at Gabriel. "Look." Gabriel fumbled beneath his robe, then swept a clear space on the desk and carefully laid his cock on the polished mahogany. "Where did you get that?" "It's mine," said Gabriel modestly. "Shit, it's enormous!" "As Senior Manager of the Puberty Division, I was entitled to certain perks. But that's not the point. Watch." Gabriel pulled God's keyboard towards him, tapped a few words into it and hit Enter. An image of a particularly well endowed young lady appeared on the screen. You're still watching?" said Gabriel. "Not her! This!" "It's getting even bigger!" "I know. It's called an erection. Men get them. So do boys." A coffee cup slid off the edge of the desk with a crash. "Stop it! It's wrecking the place!" "I can't stop it. That's the whole point!" "We'll see about that," said God. "Nurse!" "Rochelle, come on, love, it's time for school." "Has she gone yet?" "That's no way to speak of your twin sister, dear." Mother came into the bedroom, absently picking up magazines and clothes. "Adele caught the earlier bus. The one that's always full of boys from Marleigh. Come on, darling. It's a lovely morning." She flung open the window and grinned at her daughter. "Come on, get your arse out of bed!" It wasn't the most diplomatic thing to say. Rochelle began to cry. "Sweetie, I'm sorry!" The statuesque and extremely bosomy woman hugged her younger daughter - her younger daughter by seven minutes - stroking her lustrous waist-length black hair. "Sorry, Mummy. It's just... even after all these years. I've never stopped praying, you know. Not since I was ten. Nor has Del. But sometimes I've wondered if we're both praying for the same things." Her mother couldn't answer. Her voice was too choked up. She rocked the girl gently in her arms, then leaned back and looked into her face. The twins had really become quite handsome girls in these five years since their dramatic introduction to puberty. It was such a pity really that poor Rochelle's bosom had never grown to more than a couple of tiny bumps. Adele had received far more than twice her share, it seemed, and far more than twice Rochelle's share as well. All Rochelle could claim as sign of her maturity was a considerably more than generous backside. Even the fact that the twins were five feet ten inches tall wasn't enough to compensate for Rochelle's 44-inch hips measurement. "You'll miss the bus, darling. Don't worry. I've got to go into town this morning. I'll give you a ride to school." The double-decker bus rocked along the twisting road to town. It was a Friday, so the kids were in fine high spirits. The presence of Adele Murchison in the upstairs compartment added to the atmosphere of celebration. On Fridays, the school allowed students to dress as they liked, within reason. Adele liked to push the envelope of reasonableness. Her jeans were dangerously tight, stretched over the globes of her broad and swelling bottom. She was four inches smaller than her twin around the hips, but north of the equator the difference was rather more marked. Adele was so much larger than Rochelle, she was almost out of sight. The boys gaped at the incredibly busty girl who had chosen a blue denim shirt. On her, it looked more sexy than if she had appeared on the school bus in a skimpy bikini. Her breasts thrust out more than twelve inches in front of her chest. Nobody knew what her bust measurement was, although there were many wild estimates. The twins' classmate, Emily Thorpe, had been taken by her mother to see about appearing as a Page Three girl. According to Emily, the photographer had been startled by her bust size, but had taken a few hundred test shots and made a booking for Emily to come back in nine months' time, on her sixteenth birthday. Meanwhile, he had placed the test shots in his files, for use later. Emily Thorpe's measurements were 45-22-35. Even so, Adele's bust was so much bigger than Emily's, it was quite impossible to guess its true dimensions. The one person who would be certain of the magical number was Veronica Twizzell, who managed a custom bra franchise in the town. She made Emily Thorpe's bras as well, as it happened, but for Veronica, a woman's bust measurement was a secret between her and her corsetiere. She disapproved of Emily's boasting around the school that she wore a size 34K cup. "Whaddya doin' at the weekend, Del?" one of the bolder boys asked, leaning over the back of his seat and gawping at Adele's improbably straining shirt. Del bit her lower lip and fluttered her eyelashes. "I have to get ready for summer. I need to do my legs and thighs." "Do them? Howja mean?" "Mum's got some special stuff to remove hair. You wouldn't believe how hairy I get. You should just see the state of my bikini line!" The boy's mouth fell open. "Oh!" he said, and slowly subsided into his seat. (And so, Gabrielle comes down to Earth...) "Still growing, I see, Adele." "Yes, Miss Twizzell," said Adele proudly. "You can call me Veronica, you know. You're not a kid any more." "I suppose I'm not," said Adele, raising an arm and peering at herself in the mirror. "Shel said I didn't need to shave under my arms. Maybe I should, really. I'm like an ape under there. You should have seen how much I shaved off my inner thighs..." "Golly! Really!" Veronica went slightly pale at the thought. She flourished her tape measure. "Waist still the same?" "Twenty-five," said Adele. "Check. Twenty-five. Hips, forty?" "I'm afraid so. Still, that's better than forty-four, like my sister." "Chest under the bust, thirty-two, as usual." Veronica tapped on her teeth with her pencil, then tugged experimentally at Adele's well-laden bra. "This one's holding up well." "Two months old, this one," Adele confirmed. "Let's go for it, then. Hold still." The tape went round the girl's bust. "Hmm-mmm. You're an inch or so bigger than a month ago, but that's neither here nor there, given how big you are. Take your bra off, and I'll measure you in all the other directions." She watched critically as Adele unhooked and unloaded herself, carefully lowering her breasts to their full length. They rested low down on her stomach, wobbling softly. "You can choose your material after I've done this. I've got some new stretchy shiny stuff that looks rather nice in larger sizes. And you're certainly one of those. I wouldn't swear to it, but this is probably the biggest bikini I've ever made." "I shall disguise myself, of course," Gabriel announced loftily. "Angels aren't a common sight around high schools. I'll have a word with Transformations and see if they have anything my size." "Can they do anything about your nose?" asked Jesus. "He could go as a scaly anteater," suggested God. "It's not a fancy dress ball," Gabriel complained. "This is a serious mission. Apart from anything else, it will show You the folly of your dispensing with the services of valuable members of Your organisation. What about cash?" "Cash? Angels don't need money." "This one does. I'll be disguised as a mere mortal. A school student. I will need lots of pocket money for Coke, magazines, Chinese take-aways, CD's, tampons..." "Tampons? You're going as a girl?" "Of course. How else can I get close enough to the objects of my scrutiny. I need to get right into their changing rooms, their bedrooms..." "Give him fifty, Jesus..." "Fifty won't keep me going for more than a couple of days. Make it two hundred." "One hundred." "One seventy-five." "One fifty." Gabriel grumbled as he counted the grubby notes before tucking them under his left wing. "I'll see You next week sometime." "There's a new girl starting in our class today. I just saw her in the office." Adele was chirping with excitement. "Funny time to start school," said Rochelle. "We go on holiday in three weeks." "She must have just moved into the town." "What's she look like?" Emily Thorpe wanted to know. "I didn't get much of a look at her. Blonde, a big nose..." "What about her figure, Adele?" Emily drawled. "Another skinny lizzie, or has she got a body, like us?" Adele looked the Page Three Star up and down. "Like yours, you mean, or like mine?" "How big are her boobs?" "I couldn't see them," Adele admitted. "I was only passing the door. Miss Ambrose said she was in our class and we'd be meeting her at ten o' clock." "Another half an hour," said Rochelle, and added under her breath, "I hope she's got a huge arse." At that moment, Gabrielle was completing the formalities. "Mother's maiden name was Gates," she improvised. "Pearl E Gates." "Pearly Gates?" said the school secretary. "And you're Gabrielle Angelo? How heavenly!" "I suppose it is," admitted Gabrielle, who hadn't heard that one for at least fifty years. "I hadn't thought of it before." "No doubt your new classmates will enjoy the joke. Your classroom is 14E, over in the next block. Miss Ambrose is your Form Teacher." She watched as Gabrielle stood up, rather unsteady on her two-inch heels. The unaccustomed footwear caused Gabrielle to stick out her generous rump in one direction and her much more than generous bosom in another. "Golly," said the secretary. "You've got a pair there! You don't get many of them to the pound. Are they real?" Gabrielle suspected she had overdone things a little in the voluptuousness stakes. She'd asked Puberty for a decent set of breasts, and hadn't really thought too much about it when she'd tried them on in the low-G conditions up in Heaven. Down here, she realised, carrying a pair of melons like these was no joke. They wobbled all over the place. She'd kill that Barnett when she got back home. He'd insisted these were the standard breast equipment for a fifteen-year-old English schoolgirl. They were at least three times as big as any others she had seen in her first half hour at the school, and they were infinitely bigger than the school secretary's. But then, Gabrielle reflected, it was variety such as this that made life so interesting. When the management had its way, all girls would be the same size. Like identical twins. Well, like some identical twins. She found the classroom and paused outside the door. This was a new experience for her, meeting a bunch of mortals for the first time. She looked down at herself. Barnett had definitely overdone the breasts. A group of boys had passed her in the corridor and their eyes had nearly popped out of their heads. The school uniform consisted of an appallingly tight blouse, what seemed to be a quarter-cup platform bra, a pair of panties that were doing their best to crawl into every fundamental orifice she possessed and - just about concealing them - a navy blue pleated skirt apparently tailored for a girl no more than four feet tall. And surely, Transformations hadn't got the footwear right. These heeled shoes were designed to cripple her, and as for these black stockings with that elaborate device to hold them up... She was on the point of fleeing to call Heaven and get transformed into something else when the classroom door opened. "Ah, you must be Gabrielle! Come in and meet your new friends." There was no escape. Gabrielle followed the teacher into the room, where a sudden stunned silence turned into a succession of gasps, cries of astonishment, whistles and catcalls. Not all of these came from the boys. She stood at the front of the class looking round helplessly. The rest of the girls seemed far less overdressed. Mystifyingly, they wore their shirts outside their skirts. Most of them seemed to be wearing flat shoes and white ankle socks, although one girl in the front row had black stockings on. She also had a very large bust, which was a slight comfort to Gabrielle, but not much; despite being very large, it wasn't remotely near as big as hers. "Hi," the girl said languidly, "my name's Emily Thorpe. Are those things real?" Gabrielle was puzzled. How could they not be real? But this was God's favourite, Emily Thorpe! He'd done a good job, Gabrielle had to admit. But where were those twins? She looked further back in the classroom. Ah, there, at the back. Two identical faces, framed by dark hair. Gabrielle recalled the dark hair clearly. It had been an ideal opportunity to shift that surplus straight black pubic hair that had been hanging around the warehouse for months. And it wasn't completely out of order. The twins were, after all, praying for secondary sexual characteristics. That included pubic hair. "There's a spare seat at the back, Gabrielle," said the teacher. "Next to Rochelle Murchison. Rochelle's the dark haired girl on the left." Another disturbing thought occurred to Gabrielle. As Gabriel, he hadn't been unduly concerned when Transformations had told him that there were lots and lots of Asian families in England. He would blend in quite nicely, they said. Now, confronted by this class of determinedly Anglo-Saxon youth, Gabrielle wondered exactly where Transformations got their data. Gabrielle's appearance was certainly Asian, but she clearly wasn't from the Indian sub-continent. She was unarguably Japanese. No wonder the class seemed surprised when this admittedly beautiful but staggeringly well-developed Japanese girl suddenly appeared in their midst. A blonde Japanese girl, too. Most remarkable. Gabrielle sat down at the vacant desk. She was going to have some explaining to do. So whose brilliant idea had this been? Extract 05 (Encounter At Brownwater Sands) It wasn't turning out to be as bad as Emma thought it was going to be. To be fair, the summer holidays never did. As long as Emma could remember, the highlight of the summer had been a trip in a baking hot car, in the company of a billion other baking hot cars, to an obscure patch of dusty ground somewhere near the sea. There, her parents went through the ritual of setting up a tent - a tent, of all things - which became the family home for the next two weeks. This year, Emma's father had been promoted in his job. He was now in charge of a whole office. He had a square of carpet in front of his desk. Emma's mother used some of his money and bought him a brand new suit. In celebration, the summer torment had been extended to three weeks. At least, this time, Emma had a tent of her own. It was only right and proper that a teenage girl should have her own space, away from her wretched little brother. A proper little tent-shaped tent it was, too. She sat cross-legged in her own doorway, brushing her long dark hair and looking out across the camp site. The door of Emma's tent faced away from her parents' elaborate affair of fluttering awnings and fancy floral curtains. Her dad was checking his guy ropes, plodding round in his army-issue shorts, his sandals flapping in the dewy grass. From time to time, he would bang away at a tent-peg with his wooden mallet, sending not entirely unpleasant tremors through Emma's nicely-rounded bottom. In a short while, her father would stub his toe on some obstruction and retire, cursing politely but fluently, to have sex with Emma's mother. Or so Emma dreamed. She dreamed about sex most of the time, these days. She dreamed about sex at school. She dreamed about sex on the way home from school. She dreamed about sex while doing her homework. She dreamed about sex - inevitably - in bed. She dreamed about sex when she got up in the morning, in the bathroom, on the school bus, then she dreamed about sex at school all over again. Now, she sat in the doorway of her own little tent, and dreamed about sex. Once the morning mist cleared, it would be a scorching hot day again. She'd grab Zoe and they'd hit the beach. Then she'd be able to sit on the beach, turning slowly brown while dreaming about sex. Imaginary sex was big in Emma's life. It was the only sort she'd ever had. Not that she wasn't attractive. On the contrary, Emma was an extraordinarily pretty girl, and her figure was little short of staggering. Somehow, though, she had missed out a vital stage somewhere. She had progressed from being an attractive little girl to being an attractive big girl. Meanwhile, the less attractive big girls - and some of the less attractive little girls, too - were all doing it. They were at it like rabbits, day and night. Every morning, the girls would gather round in the locker room and discuss the boys they had got off with, how much they'd enjoyed it and how inept the boys had been. Emma took no part in all this stuff. What was the use of having the best looks in the whole school, and unquestionably by far the biggest bust, if it didn't lead to a constant stream of sexual relationships? Poor Emma had no way of recognising that most of her schoolmates' sex-lives were played out in fantasy. They did it, certainly, but not very well and not all that often. There were always unscheduled interruptions, and lumpy ground to lie on, and premature ejaculations. Emma's dreamings contained none of those things. In her mind, she mated efficiently and speedily with ideal young men, in hygienic surroundings without fuss, mess or unseemly noise. In her dreams, they worshipped her long, silken hair, her slender, not-too-tall figure and most of all, her startlingly large bosom. She'd had mixed feelings about her breasts when they'd first made their appearance. They'd grown so fast she could almost stand there and watch them get bigger. Between October and May, they'd blossomed from nothing to a ripe D cup, and they hadn't stopped growing and filling out in the subsequent two years. She was used to them by now; the feel of them perpetually bouncing inside her bras, shirts and sweaters; the weight of them on long hot days making her back and her calves ache; the embarrassing erection of her nipples. Those nipples were the bane of Emma's young life. They stuck out at the most inconvenient times, and in the most noticeable place. They were huge. Which was only right and proper, as Emma's breasts were huge, too. Her friend Zoe's tent was just across the way. Emma had befriended Zoe on the first afternoon. Her parents had misgivings when Emma introduced Zoe as her new friend. Zoe was tall, about five foot nine, and a whole year older than Emma, with dirty blonde hair hanging in a cultivated tangle down to the middle of her back. She also had a look which suggested that she had just been fucked to within an inch of her life. Emma chose Zoe partly to shock her parents, and partly because Zoe's bust was was no more than a B cup. The two girls had arranged to go down to the beach this morning. Zoe knew the best place to go, where the best boys hung out. Something about the way she said it was more convincing than the boastings of the girls at school. If Zoe said the best boys were at her beach, that's where the best boys would be. It was almost ten o' clock. Zoe's tent flap bulged briefly, then the zipper came down with a rude noise. She emerged, blinking, into the daylight, poking her head and shoulders outside. Then, obviously bursting for a pee, she scrambled to her feet, dragged a towel out of the murky interior, and loped easily off in the direction of the toilet facilities block. Her long legs were brown and muscular beneath her thigh-length lilac T-shirt. Then, to Emma's amazement, a face appeared at the doorway of Zoe's tent. A rat-like little face. A boy, Emma's age but only about five feet two, clambered out, pulling up his jeans. He was skinny and had spots on his bluish-white back. With a furtive glance around the camp site, he scampered off between the tents. Zoe had been doing it! With that boy! Emma suppressed a shudder. How could anyone do it with a little rat of a boy like that? She backed into her tent and let the flap fall closed. Lying back on her sighing inflatable mattress, she tried to imagine a bit of good clean sex, but an image of Rat-Face kept intruding. It was hopeless. How could a girl have a decent fantasy when unprepossessing characters like that kept intruding. Emma stared upwards at the orange walls, then down between her breasts, swelling skywards in her T-shirt. Damn! Her nipples were getting huge again. She couldn't go anywhere looking like this. (The two girls go down to the beach, hoping to get laid. Meeting a crowd of boys playing soccer, they introduce themselves and suggest a game of rugby, just for a change. The girls are made team captains, and take tunrs in choosing their players. The game commences...) Zoe had played before. She was lithe and extremely fit, and her long legs carried her across the line for a try almost from the kick off. "Five nil," she announced, not breathing heavily at all. "Five? But you only scored once." Emma placed her hands on her hips and confronted her opposing captain. "That's five points for a try. Now we get to kick at goal. If it goes over the crossbar, it will be two more." "There isn't a crossbar," one of the boys pointed out reasonably. "That's all right," said Zoe. "I scored between the posts, so it's two extra points. If you don't touch down between the posts, it's only five." Grumbling broke out. The wretched girl was making the rules up as she went along. "Seven nil. You kick off again." Ten minutes later, it was forty-two nil, all scored by Zoe. The boys were stunned. The girl was invincible. She shrugged off tackles as if swatting flies. Zoe's own team were embarrassed by her overwhelming proficiency. A number of shamefaced semi-erections were making themselves evident. Emma's team were outraged. They were on their way to utter humiliation. It was all very well having a captain whose tits were bigger than any two Page Three girls put together, but if all she did was hop around on the outskirts of the game making little squeaking noises, it wasn't going to save their faces. The game was fifteen minutes old before the first scrum occurred. With the score at sixty-three nil to Zoe, a lousy pass was floated out to the wing, where the tireless Zoe was scampering across the wet sand at the very edge of the water. She tried to gather it, swooping low, but at that moment, Pooch had gone across to try and tackle her. He dived, making contact with the girl's bare ankle; she staggered, regained her balance by a miracle, but sent the ball scuttling forward, bouncing awkwardly into the sea. The whistle gave a long blast. Both teams spun round ready to dispute the referee's decision, whatever it might be. "Foul!" "In touch!" "Knock-on," panted the referee, waving an arm in various directions. He dug a heel into the sand. "Scrum down, just here, Emma's put-in." "My what?" said Emma. "You put it in," said Pooch. "You can be scrum half." Things broke down while a number of players tried to explain the rules to Emma. "But what happens when you lot all bend down and push against each other?" "The ball comes out at the back. Then you pick it up." "I pick it up? The ball? Me?" "Of course. Then you run and put it down up at that end of the field." They all looked at that end of the field, where the ball had never been. It was a long way away. "Where will Zoe be all this time?" It was a good question. The best player on the beach by a considerable margin was not likely to stand around admiring the view once Emma got the ball in her hands. "I'll be trying to catch you, Em," Zoe told her. "You'll need to run really fast!" "You can pass it to one of us," said Pooch. "As long as you don't pass it forwards." Emma gave up. The whistle sounded, and the two packs of boys bent over and thumped together with a massed grunt. "Put it in, Em," came a strangled cry from the heaving mass of boys. Emma picked up the ball with some distaste, and deposited it between the feet of the boys. A cacophany of grunting broke out, during which the ball emerged, bobbling, from the back of the pack on Emma's side. She wobbled across, bent and picked it up. "Run!" shouted the referee. "Run for the line!" It was miles away. She tucked the bizarrely-shaped ball under one arm and set off, her breasts somehow staying inside her bra despite bouncing fearsomely. Just behind her, she could hear Zoe giggling, easily keeping pace with her. In the distance, the squeaks and grunts of the boys carried faintly to her ears. A small fight had broken out. There was no Pooch to pass the ball to, forwards or backwards. "Twenty more yards, Em," shouted Zoe encouragingly. "Keep going!" She plodded on, her breath roaring in her ears. Emma hadn't run since her tits had grown. As a lifestyle decision, she realised, it had made perfect sense. Crash! "Got ya!" Something hit her at the back of the knees with enormous force. She went down in a heap, mostly of breast. A whistle shrilled. Someone was lying on top of her, someone undeniably female and moist with honest sweat. Zoe's body felt hard and muscular, yet soft and flexible. There were probably worse ways to die, Emma thought. Somehow, Zoe had rolled her on to her back. Was this in the rules? The opposing captain's mouth was wide open, her tongue probing deeply as it clamped itself to Emma's. This certainly wasn't in the rules! "Hello, baby!" Zoe murmured, coming up briefly for air. Then the rest of the two teams arrived at a gallop and piled themselves on top. That was in the rules. They sat around in a companionable circle, eating ice cream. Zoe had helped Emma put her bra back on, and had flung various boys in various directions until the pile-up of players had sorted itself out. Several boys were nursing injured groins. Zoe had taken a number of them out with an accurately clutching fist. If any of them had caught a glimpse of Emma's naked breasts, they weren't saying anything. Pooch sat next to Emma, sharing her beach towel. He was wondering if he dared pluck up the courage to even begin thinking about asking her if she might mind if her offered to rub some cream on her. Perhaps on her back or something. Emma was wishing someone would offer to rub some cream on her back. Or even her front. Having Zoe lying on top of her had caused her a certain amount of arousal. Piling eight boys on top of Zoe had only increased the intimacy of the contact. The referee had stayed on the fringes, blowing his whistle at intervals, trying to restore order. Now, Emma's wariness around the boys had diminished. They were pleasant enough company, but not very stimulating. Pooch was the pick of the bunch as far as she was concerned, but he was painfully shy. Zoe, meanwhile, was having to work hard to make any progress at all. Paul was chatting to her in a subdued way. A girl who could score sixty-three points in a quarter of a game of beach rugby was far beyond his scope. He was out of his depth with this creature. He couldn't even begin to think of making it with her. The thought that she might deign to cancel his virginity never entered his head. Poor Zoe was becoming itchy. She hadn't had any serious action since nine o' clock that morning, and the contact with Emma's luscious young body in the meantime had left her in a state of almost unbearable arousal. "Who's got some sun cream?" she asked desperately. (Emma needs to visit the toilet, which turns out to be one of those temporary things in a portable building...) Somebody must be coming up the steps into the trailer. The thing was rocking like a boat on a stormy sea. A woman's voice was going on and on in an irritated tone. "You've done it again! You can't get anything right. I can't trust you to do the simplest task, can I? Now what are we going to do?" The trailer gave a lurch. Was the wind getting up? It felt as if the toilet was going to blow away. Emma opened her eyes and blinked. She cried out in alarm. The door of her cubicle was wide open! Correction: there was no door to her cubicle. The trailer was now one single medium-sized room, still with pale green metal sides, but brightly lit from some hidden light source. The nagging voice went on and on, although there was no sign of the woman anywhere. Instead, to Emma's alarm, there were two other occupants of the toilet trailer. She stared. There were two small figures standing with their backs to her. They appeared to be boys, which was distinctly worrying. Boys, or men, even, as they were bald as eggs. Not very tall, though. They seemed to be no more than four feet tall, and were dressed in shiny silver one-piece suits. They were standing to attention, facing the wall, were Emma could now see a number of lights flashing randomly in red, green and yellow. The female harangue had been going on all this time. She must be their mother... "You screw up time and again! You are without doubt the most incompetent pair I have ever encountered. Fuck knows how we're going to straighten out this mess. I have to bail you out of trouble time and again. Well?" The Voice waited for an answer. On second thoughts, not their mother, using language like that. "Yes, Miss," said the little men in unison. "Yes, Miss? That's all you can say? Yes, Miss?" "Yes, Miss." Their sloping shoulders drooped in their identical silver suits. They must be plastic, they didn't show any creases. "What's your explanation, then?" "Mistaken identity, Miss." "They all look the same to us, Miss." "We can take her back and get the other one, Miss..." "Of course you can't take her back!" The little men cringed. "Once we've abducted a victim, that's it. We can't take her back without paying her. It's in the Rules of Abduction. We choose our victim, we examine her, we pay her and we let her go as long as she promises not to tell anyone what we've done." "Yes, Miss. We could still take her back and swap her for the other one..." "You can't! We've got this one now. We've got to examine her and pay her." "We could pay her a little bit more, Miss, to make up for the inconvenience." "Are you crazy, or what? Have you looked at this girl since you abducted her? Have you even looked at her? Did you even look at her before you took her? Your orders were to take the blonde one. The one with the small tits. And what did you do? Precisely the opposite! You take the dark-haired one with the enormous tits. Are you blind?" "No, Miss." "And you suggest we pay her a bit more! She's already got a pair of melons in that bra of hers, but you suggest we give her a little extra, on top of the amount we're going to have to give her as the routine abduction payment. The poor kid's hardly going to be able to walk as it is! Look at her!" The two little bald men turned and looked straight at Emma. She shrank back on the toilet seat. Their eyes seemed to have light coming out of them. They looked at her with their heads tilted to one side. Two sides, actually, their heads were tilted towards one another. They swiveled back to look at the wall as the Voice went on. "Get on with it, then, and let's get out of this place. Bring her over here." Emma whimpered. The toilet was gliding across the floor, jolting slightly as it bumped over the joins in the paneling. She looked helplessly at the bland faces of the two beings, which were exactly on her level. "On the table, please, Emma," said the Voice. "We won't harm you. In fact, you will probably find it quite pleasant." Emma got off the toilet seat. One of the little men put the seat up, while the other handed her a wad of toilet paper. Embarrassed, she took it from him and wiped herself briefly. The man took it from her, sniffed it without emotion and tossed it into the toilet. The first man flushed it away. A nice trick if you can do it, Emma thought. "Lie back and let the men undress you. It won't take long." It didn't. The men took half the bikini each and removed it. They sniffed the components and laid them reverently on a side table. "Go ahead, then," commanded the Voice. One of the little men produced a syringe with an enormously long needle. Emma closed her eyes. It had been quite pleasant, as the Voice had told her. But had it really happened? It was a ridiculous thought. How could have just lain there while those two little men, urged on by a disembodied female Voice, had given her such a thorough physical examination, feeling her muscles, probing her genitalia, fondling her breasts? Indeed, they had paid enormous attention to her breasts, as if they had never seen anything quite like them before. They measured them with calipers and warm plastic tape measures, squeezed them and bounced them from side to side, and as a finale, dunked them in a large plastic bath of warm water, exclaiming at the quantity displaced. It had all felt most surprisingly pleasant. The Voice had kept nagging on at the little men the whole time. Emma wondered how they managed to put up with it. Her last memory of the whole incident was of the Voice addressing her. "Thank you, Emma. We're sorry about the mix-up. We were supposed to abduct your friend. Normally, as you know, whenever anyone is abducted, we are obliged to warn them not to tell of their experiences. We are also obliged to pay you a token sum of money. Unfortunately, where we come from, we don't use money. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, as we make our payment in the form of enhanced breast development. In your case, sadly, this is going to be rather embarrassing for both of us, but we'll give you the absolute minimum increase. Ninety-nine per cent." "Ninety-nine per cent of what?" Emma was surprised to find her voice working. "Of your breast size, of course. That's ninety-nine per cent by volume. It's going to make you rather large, I'm afraid..." "It going to make me gigantic," Emma protested. "I suppose so," said the Voice doubtfully. "But you'll be okay, you're young and fit. How old are you, by the way?" Emma told her. "Bloody hell," the Voice gasped. "Is that all? You're fucking enormous!" "Tell me about it!" "What are your measurements? What size bra do you wear? Can you buy them ready-made? When did your breasts start developing? Are they very sensitive? How do the other kids at school treat you?" Emma sighed. "I started a couple of years ago. They grew three cup sizes one winter, and they've carried on growing ever since. My bra-lady - Veronica Twizzell - says I'm about a 32L now. I'm 46-23-35." There was a lengthy pause as if the Voice were writing it all down. "You didn't answer all the questions," she said peevishly. "Sorry, there were so many..." "Never mind. We'll make up the answers ourselves. Nice bikini, Emma. I suppose Miss Twizzell made it? The top's fine, but did you know you've got a whole bunch of curls hanging out of your pants. It doesn't matter," the Voice carried on, "you'll need a new one tomorrow anyway. That one will be too small by half. Almost exactly half, in fact." "But Mum will go ape-shit! This cost thirty quid and I've only worn it once." "C'est la vie. Win some, lose some. Look, I am really sorry about this. We don't normally abduct anyone under sixteen. That's because the guys like to have sexual intercourse with them." Emma paled. "Sex? With them?" "People expect it these days, so we provide a service. I can't think why - it's a vastly overrated pastime in my opinion. You can't be... you're not still a virgin, are you?" "Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I am." "Gosh! But this is England, isn't it?" (Et cetera!)