Research and Development by Some Sort of Dog Issue 18 of the newsletter ===================================================================== *** RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT NUMBER 18 *** ===================================================================== The mail system has been restored, the mailing list is intact, and R & D is on its way to you again. The list, incidentally, now tops the 220 mark, for those who like to see large and ever-increasing numbers. Also growing is R & D's younger cousin, the BE-Buddies List Server. The List is now under new custodianship, following Mastophilus's hardware problems. After a brief spell with Wren, the post of List Manager now belongs to Tekka Maki . Write to him for all the details. The traffic on the List has increased of late. Not all of it has been of an erotic nature, regrettably; in fact, some of it has been verging on the acrimonious. But by the very nature of the List, the members can exercise direct control over threads under discussion, either when they seem to be going too far, or going nowhere at all. Inevitably, too, there has been a brief outburst of that disease known as Platform Slamming. This is the kind of unfortunate thing that always happens when you give children grow-ups' toys to play with. It is always, ALWAYS started by Mac users, who, if we are to believe the advertising copy, are the ones who have made informed decisions. ===================================================================== *** CONTENTS *** Coming To You In Your Even SMALLER Three-part R & D Number 18! In R & D Part I * THINGS TO READ - Not Very Many New Stories On A Site Near You * NEAR CANADIAN CULTURE - A Tortuous Golf Link * IMPLANT SPONSORSHIP - A GROWTH INDUSTRY - Hand Over Your Money * SWEATING IT OUT ON WALL STREET - That Story Identified * THOSE JAPANESE GIANT BREASTED CUTE BABES - Where To Find Them * HUGE ROUND EYES AND GINORMOUS TITTIES - The Sturm Manga Review * MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE - Ann Marie Remembered * PINUPS FINAL FLING - Much Loved Site Jiggles Into The Sunset In R & D Part II * SEEING THE SITES - Munch Wolf Gets Bored, Goes Surfin' * SLIGHTLY PREGNANT - More Ladies In Waiting * NOT CORINNE'S COLUMN - No Sign Of Corinne. Again * DOES NOBODY READ HUSTLER BUSTY BEAUTIES? - Surely Someone Does? * GETTING PERSONAL - Desperately Seeking ... Someone? * RETURN OF DR ENLARGE - Back In Circulation In R & D Part III * WHOOPS! - Television Series You Almost Loved * POSITIVELY BLOOMING - Preggo-Lovers' Happy Hunting Grounds * THEY TOLD ME IT WAS FANCY DRESS - Lo-Budget Movie Script * SCIENCE, PSEUDO-SCIENCE, OR SMUT? - Writers Had Better Sort It Out ===================================================================== *** THINGS TO READ *** Interestingly, the long-missing Part 36 of LACTOGENESIS has been found and posted to acotto by an enthusiast. Readers will be duly grateful. Other readers have been trying to complete the set now that the oddly uncommunicative author of the series has brought it to an end. We hope that the entire story will soon be available on the various archive sites. ------------------------ Lactation stories are a bit of a rarity, and we receive numerous requests for information about them. It was refreshing, then, to find one we hadn't seen before. The introductory message said the story originally appeared a couple of years ago in the adult fiction area of CompuServe, appearing in four parts spread out over several months. If there was intended to be a Part 5, it never appeared. Perhaps a talented writer who reads this site will take up where the original writer left off. Or even the original writer, if he or she is lurking. The story? It is called JANET'S MILK, and it is about a woman called Janet, who gives milk. A lot of milk. It includes occasional flashbacks and some of those numbers and letters beloved by many readers. Some of the numbers and letters are wrong, but perhaps the writer who finishes the story off can make the necessary corrections. [No actual sex, natural, slow, HUGE, milk] ------------------------ Munch Wolf has been at it again, with a new story called DON'T BLINK. The writer claims, in his creative health warning at the top of the story, that the title was inspired by R & D's comment on last month's short short story from the same stable. Don't blink, we said, implying that you'd miss it. The hero of Don't Blink, one Donald, wakes up in the morning to find himself in the company of a beautiful young woman. Well, it happens to all of us, doesn't it? Perhaps they're not all like this one, though. Whenever Donald's attention is distracted, something inexplicable happens to the girl's chest ... [FM, magic, fast, HUGE, flesh, slightly bizarre] ------------------------ Talking of slightly bizarre, the author of the next brand-new story, Kei, describes herself as 'a bit weird.' RAISA'S STORY, then, is just what you would expect. The story is described as containing balloons and popping, and latex wearing, descriptions which make BE seem mild by comparison. BE is in there as well, and inflation of other body parts, too. Kei, The Inflatable Angel, tells us she has a boyfriend: perhaps he's a bit weird, too. ------------------------ Back in the real world, hard-working Some Sort of Dog is still up to here in the latest epic from the ST CAT'S SAGA, but reports progress as 'slow' at present. At the same time, GOLDEN GOOSE has reached the final editing stage. As one reader commented last month: "Sounds intriguing, especially the 'preg' part. The 'how big are they gonna get?' comments in m.k.p. and the pictures come to mind immediately." The author is making the necessary adjustments in response to this letter, and can reassure the reader that they don't come much bigger than the story's biggest character, the feisty Hon Charlotte fforbes- Davenport. By comparison with Charlotte, would have to be renamed . In fact, the story contains FOUR girls who all make conventional bra cup sizes obsolete. Look out for this one soon. [FM, FF, natural, slow, big/HUGE, flesh, preg, teen] ------------------------ And talking of bra cup sizes ... it is refreshing to find a new method - yet another new method - of indicating the size of a bra. Instead of measuring the chest below the breasts, measure the girl's HEIGHT! Unconventional, certainly, but so are most things in the BREASTACULAR WORLD OF RICHARD KING. In of HILLARY'S SECOND STAGE GROWTH, you will be able to find out about this new system. Why not try it out on your favourite huge-breasted lady? Our own Corinne Meadowlark rates a highly creditable Level II E cup. Fascinated? Also in this story, the lovely and deservedly popular Toh makes a brief but welcome reappearance. Enjoy it when it comes out. [FM, magic, slow, HUGE, flesh] ===================================================================== *** NEAR-CANADIAN CULTURE *** "Since Glens Falls is only a couple of hours from the Canadian border," says a reader, "perhaps this would qualify as more near- Canadian culture to be put into R & D. CENSORAMA AT 15TH HOLE "Yesterday I visited an art exhibit 'Putt Modernism' at the Hyde Museum, Glens Falls, NY, composed of 18 miniature golf holes, put together by eighteen different artists. "# 15 was CENSORAMA, a hole that begins with an enormous, inflated ten-foot replica of Jesse Helms (big pointed nose, big red hat with 'Censorama' on it), a bulbous Tweedledum-type figure with about fifteen arms, blocking your way, one of which is giving you the finger. The golfer must shoot around the angry Senator to get to the hole that is buried among a cluster of inflated naked breasts: various shapes, white skin and very red nipples, the whole piece about four feet wide, looking like an enormous mammified anenome. When you sink your putt, a motor starts up that waves three small flags, which read: PLEASURE TIME. "If the hole is not used for five minutes, Jesse and the breast cluster both deflate, collapsing completely onto the runway. But when you step up to the plate/sensor at the beginning of the runway, then Senator J looms up, while the breasts also fill up, inviting you to sneak by the old spoilsport, and get to the point of clustered pleasure. "The hole was conceived and created by Pat Oleszko and Ward Shelley. To my untrained eye, it involved impressive balloon construction. The show closes this Sunday, in two days, and I don't know if it will be seen anywhere else." Comes out of Artists Space, NYC. Sponsored by Phillip Morris, i.e. puff-puff modernism. ===================================================================== *** IMPLANT SPONSORSHIP - A GROWTH INDUSTRY *** Think Big! All these people keep writing and saying how they'd like to see their favourite model or dancer get bigger and bigger implants, and there ought to be a fund to help them. Great idea. An Implant Sponsorship Scheme. Choose your girl and start collecting money. As soon as your group has collected enough, send it off to her surgeon and await results. Perhaps the breasts should carry advertising decals announcing, 'IMPLANTS by Courtesy of BE-Buddies' or even a list of sponsors' names across the front of an extra-huge T-shirt. The bigger the girl gets, the more room for sponsors' logos, which will attract more money, so the girl gets bigger. The bigger a girl is to start with, the more attractive she will be as an advertising site, thus she will attract the best deals. All- American gals like Pandora Peaks might carry household names like Otis Spunkmeyer - is that cookies? - or Microsoft. Ladies from Eastern regions would be popular with forward-thinking firms such as Daewoo. Like Indy-cars or show-jumping horses, models would incorporate their sponsors' names with their own. We would see Mitsubishi Minka, Ferrari Lolo Ferrari and Waterford Crystal Storm. ===================================================================== *** SWEATING IT OUT ON WALL STREET *** "Several times the question concerning the title of a white-cover paperback published 'way-back-when has come up. Ah, I remember it well. "The title was WALL STREET SWEATER GIRL. Maybe this will ring some bells (it did with me!). Keep up the good work!!" A. Lurker Dear Mr Lurker, That's the one, all right, thank you! Still can't recall the writer's name. Do you know of any more stories in the same series, or by the same writer? These were excellent examples of huge breast literature (as opposed to shirt-ripping BE). You can always de-lurk and write to the editor direct, and he will pass it on to the reader concerned. Please don't be shy! ===================================================================== The Website for LOLO FERRARI'S new movie, 'Camping Cosmos' is at if you have a good, fast connection you'll be treated to a movie of Lolo cavorting behind what appears to be a shower door. Or you can dowload the movie available at that site (.mov, .mpg, or .avi). ===================================================================== *** THOSE JAPANESE GIANT BREASTED CUTE BABES *** A response to last month's reader who likes booby Oriental girls with no discernible genitalia: "Anything I have found has always been the result of an accident. (Sort of like being bitten by a radio-active spider and becoming a super-hero) "I found OGENKI CLINIC by ordering a laserdisc catalog directly from Japan. They had postage stamp sized pictures of the covers. "With eye exploding care, I spotted Tatase Ruko on the cover of two volumes of anime. It was only when I ordered those discs that I discovered that there were three volumes and also a manga series. Take a look at all the Ogenki Clinic manga at: The images are all black & white, but of very high quality art work and the scans are decent too. All but two are of really voluptuous women; not just big boobs but nicely flared hips and tiny waists. Cute too. ------------------------ All this talk of things Japanese brought a message from Sturm: "Hmmm ... some more food for thought: where I work, I have access to MS-DOS/V (that's the Japanese version, but I don't know why it has the '/V' appended to it and not something like '/J' ...) I also have Windows 3.1J and Windows 95J (for both MS- DOS machines and PC98 machines). If anyone wants me to make a copy, I would be willing to do so. DOS/V will be on six diskettes and must upgrade a previous version. Win3.1J and Win95J are also upgrades only but I can put them on CD for you (yes, I have a CD-R drive. All I ask, in return, is about $10 for the blank CD.) "You don't need DOS/V to use Win95J, oddly enough. It will upgrade an English version just fine. However, it might be advantageous to create a new partition for all your Japanese stuff, as although Japanese DOS & Win can read English stuff, English DOS & Win CANNOT read Japanese stuff. Don't ask why. That's just the way it is. "A word of warning, however: if I do this for you, you must understand that there will be no help whatsoever. Make sure you (or someone willing to help out) can understand the whole setup process for these operating systems and know what button to push. If it screws up your system (which it shouldn't, if you know what you are doing), then don't come crying to me. Sorry to be so harsh, but that's the way it must be." Sturm Brightblade ===================================================================== *** HUGE ROUND EYES AND GINORMOUS TITTIES *** Sturm Reviews Recent Boobie Manga Many of you might remember me saying back in January or February that I was soon going to get a package from a contact in Japan. Well, I can report that package has now arrived. In fact, it's been in my possession for quite some time now; like at least four months! A word of explanation. I have a total of nine manga. From each of these, I have scanned and uploaded an image to the BE-Buddies site. Hopefully, they will be available from /pub/enlargement soon. They will also be at my FTP site, at /images/adult/anime/sbmanga. They are numbered in the series SBMANGA#.JPG, where # is the number of the image from 1 to 9, and each is fairly good-sized; usually between 100K and 200K. We refer to these images in the review. The manga are reviewed in pretty much the order they were received, apart from the last few, which all arrived together. These are presented in order of merit: with my favorite being last! SBMANGA1.JPG That's the file name of the cover of the first one on the list. It appears to be part of a series - most likely ongoing - as it is listed in the bottom-right corner as being 'OCTOBER 1995, VOL 9'. Since this one has only one really noteworthy large-breast story in it, I'm not sure if the rest of the series would be worth obtaining. However, I am MORE than willing to ask anyone for the others if they know how I can obtain them. The story refers to a woman, apparently coming to visit an old friend that she perhaps had a crush on. The woman has very large breasts, about small watermelon size. It's decent art, with very minimal censoring! The rest of the manga, although having some fairly good-sized breasts in them for the most part, just don't seem to compare to stack up to that first story. SBMANGA2.JPG The second is called 'D-CUP GIRLS VOL 5'. This one has more large- breast stories in it, as the title suggests, including one by that famous artist - don't know his name off-hand - who does the EXTREMELY EXAGGERATED, DETAILED art, with HUGE breasts, GIANT nipples, TINY waists, and W I D E hips and thighs! No, I'm not yelling, just accentuating. Also has the milk-flow thing going, along with PLENTY of spooge!! [Spooge? Ed] The rest of the book has good art and nice, big breasts! Again, judging by the Vol 5, this seems to be a part of a series, so SPEAK UP, all you out there who know where to find more! SBMANGA3.JPG #3: BLUE SKY. This one doesn't seem to be a part of a series, just a stand-alone, from what I can tell. About two or three large-breast stories in this one. They aren't huge, just good, average, firm size. Truthfully I don't even look through this one all that much now that I have these others to 'read.' SBMANGA4.JPG DESCENDANT OF DRAGON 1 is only one story as opposed to the others that are a collection, but it is a BIG one! The art is, imho, OUT- FUCKING-STANDING!! The breasts in here are definitely excellent, drawn carefully and of VERY good size! If I knew that there was no such thing, I would almost call these 'perfect'. There is also some sword-and-sorcery in it, too, for those who actually want a plot-line to read, but plenty of 'other' action for those one-handed readers out there! Just the smallest bit of lactation thrown in, too, but it's hard to spot. This one seems to be the first in a series and I would love to obtain any more that anyone might have. SBMANGA5.JPG I can't make out the title of this next one, but perhaps someone who has knowledge of hiragana, katakana, and kanji may be able to decipher it. It doesn't seem to be part of a series, though, from what I can tell. Another thing I can't tell is if this manga is just one story or another compilation. One thing's for sure, though: it is all done by the same artist. His technique is easily distinguishable from others and in some of the drawings is somewhat reminiscent of Rumiko Takahashi. Anyway, the women all seem to have the same sized breasts, which is 'comfortably large' to me. SBMANGA6.JPG Apparently a part of a series, judging by the '2' on the cover No milk, but definitely SPOOGE in certain spots. Also, the art on the cover is the same style that you see throughout the manga, although this one is separated into different stories. Plenty of shots of large, firm, 'fluffy-pillow' looking breasts - and other parts of the body, too, for that matter, with just a tiny bit of lactation thrown in for good measure. SBMANGA7.JPG NOW we get to the topic of much controversy, BURUN! Most of you have already seen a part of the cover before, but for those who haven't or those who want to see ALL of it, check out this image! Now we're back to the 'compilation of stories' type of manga again, all done by the same artist as #5. This seems to be a stand-alone manga but it is quite 'interesting'. This is the first manga in this review that includes BE. All the stories include big tits, along with one story which also has MUCHO lactation and female ejaculation in it! I can't speak for the rest of the group, but I just LOVE those two things almost as much as large breasts and BE! Anyway, the one story which includes BE shows a couple of young girls who come across a strange jar of some sort of lotion-like stuff (see where this is headed?).The busty girl takes some out and starts to rub it upon the nearly flat- chested girl's breasts, arousing her. She then rubs her clitoris, too, probably forgetting what is on her hands. [These girls never learn, do they] They both witness first her nipples, then her breasts grow to an even bigger size than the original busty girl's. They are stunned even more when they see her clit grow, too! All the way to the size of a man's penis! Seeing the 'interesting' opportunities this holds, they both take advantage of the situation. Oddly enough, this particular type of 'clit growth' also kinda excites me, but let's not go into my personal feelings, shall we? At the end of the story, they seem to wonder what ELSE can be done with this little jar. SBMANGA8.JPG This is E-CUP, VOL 4. Another one that's seemingly part of a series. Trying not to go into too much detail, as this one has a lot of interesting stuff in it, I'll try to hit the highlights. All the stories seem to be done by different artists. The first story includes large breasts and either watersports or female ejaculation. Can't tell, since it's only in B & W. Oh, well. The next shows a sort of rape-like scene with a girl and her large breasts. Then a story of a well-endowed schoolgirl seducing a boy with her 'attributes'. It is followed by a FASCINATING story with TONS of GIANT BREASTS, LACTATION like you wouldn't BELIEVE, and even FEMALE EJACULATION! Unfortunately, the one aspect I don't like is how it seems the main woman in here is getting raped. This is the one story of this manga that includes BE. A nun sees an angel fall and hurt herself, then the angel casts a sort of spell which causes the nun's breasts to grow to huge proportions relative to her small size. The angel then causes another woman to come out of her, and they both seem to have penises, too. Several pages, gallons of milk and spooge, and many painful scenes later, the angels reveal themselves to actually be some sort of evil bat-like creatures. Anyway, after the next story (which isn't all that appealing to me) comes one where a huge-breasted woman is being held captive by her boyfriend(?), and forced to have sex with him. Practically makes me pity her. After the next story, which includes some dead, flat-chested girl's spirit inhabiting a busty girl's body to screw a guy comes one with a VERY busty young girl in a one-piece swimsuit - she eventually loses it, of course. Finally, the next-to-last one - ignore the REAL last one as it is too short and crappy even to mention here - is called 'Club Bizarre', or some such, and has two busty twins(?) who take in a VERY large-breasted girl for some 'fun'. These twins, by the way, have penises, which probably accounts for the 'bizarre' part of it. SBMANGA9.JPG Finally, and prolly my favorite to date: COMIC INDEEP VOL.3, D-CUP. Several stories with different artists. Almost the entire manga has women with HUGE breasts, and a couple which have HUMONGOUS ones!I mean, we're talking LARGE BEACHBALLS here! Lactation and spooge abound! There is one story which involves too much gore (and possible necromancing) for me to spend any amount of time looking through, so I just skip that one and go on to the ones I like. The BE one: a small-breasted girl goes to a clinic to have her breasts enlarged. The doctor - who is female and has some BIG ones herself - checks her out, admits that she is small, and asks her if she wants them as big as HERS, which she then shows her. The girl shies away, not really sure - or declining, I can't tell. The operation comes and the doctor injects something 'special' into her patient's nipple with an evil twinkle in her eye, while the girl is asleep. When she awakens, she has breasts the size of BEANBAGS and nipples as big as PENISES when aroused! She is shocked, but the doctor just takes off her clothes and begins to have sex with her, even mounting one of her GIANT nipples at one point! This is probably my favorite story out of ALL of them so far! Well, that's about it!! Scans of these manga will only be done and given out upon request, as I REALLY don't want to break the spine on any of these. They are all so dear to me that I'd hate to see the spine broken and pages possibly spilling out of them. But, I can try, if the demand is great enough for certain scenes. Also, if anyone wants more detail on any of these, just let me know which ones, and I'll send you the details. R & D will pass on any mail to Sturm. ===================================================================== *** MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE *** ANN MARIE: nominated for a reader's Top Five place for looking incredible in Russ Meyer's BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS. "Back when I was in college she appeared in a layout in 'Oui' magazine. (This was back when Hefner owned the American version, Jan '77 I think) It was mostly a promo piece about her appearance in 'Beyond the Valley of the Ultravixens'. But there was a great part where she described her growth throughout the years. She started growing tits at age eight, was 40 inches at twelve, 42 inches at 13 and so on. She finally culminated in her then advertised measurements of 67 inches. "Being an engineering student with waayy too much time on my hands I worked out an exponential growth formula which fit her growth curve. "Unfortunately, my notes are long lost to time. But I wonder if she kept up that growth rate? And if she did, how big is she now? (It's got to be in the hundreds of inches) We can only dream can't we?" Any news of Ann Marie? She couldn't just have disappeared, could she? CINDY FULSOM: who also collected a Top Five place for being even dafter than her 'sister' Zena but not as big. We can report that H & S Sales has finally released her video in the U.S. From personal experience, we can report that it is interesting. Cindy assumes the role of a sexy young baggage, but a certain suspension of disbelief is called for. ===================================================================== *** PINUPS FINAL FLING *** There may just be time to raid Nik's fabulous PINUPS site before it disappears, a victim of corporate money-grubbing. The last we heard, Nik had just added a whole bunch of new pictures, and a complete new page. Check it out before it closes, if you can get anything but a 501. ===================================================================== *** SEEING THE SITES *** Munch Wolf here ... at work and bored ... so I'm going to review some webpages I found that breast lovers might enjoy. First - A page dedicated to BREASTS, labeling and placing several pictures into different fruit sizes. Some pictures look familiar from acotto's, but the rest are new to me. My only complaint is that the author doesn't follow his own grading system ... and mixes fruit sizes. Maybe he should spend more time down at the grocery store. Second - TOKYO TOPLESS. Some of you might have visited there. Could someone who speaks Japanese go there and tell us what Fuzoku is or even what the place has? I note they have a link to acotto's ... so they know where the good stuff is. Lots of nice links off here. Third - Known as the SOCIETY FOR BREAST WORSHIP. Well, the guy can write html so I have to give him some credit. Besides that though, this place is a no go. Not really worth the time and effort. Maybe we should email this guy and invite him to join us. Expand his fetish ... so to say. Fourth - Want to help support BREASTFEEDING in your community? This is the breastfeeding advocate homepage. It's OK ... but I highly recommend you visit their link to posters: Numbers 1 & 5 are my favorites ... go figure. Munch Wolf You might want to add DOUG HOLVERSON'S page to that list: He's probably given us all the Generation XXX stuff he's willing to part with for free, so check out the stuff he has for sale. I can't remember how many images were on the pages last time I was there, but it seemed to be under reconstruction at the time. Wren ===================================================================== *** GIRLS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON *** A look at the directory on the new slimline acotto site, reveals a number of new items: WHO IS NANCY? That's the question. Nancy is a slim and pretty young girl with an oval face, a high forehead, a slightly pointed chin, and long, dark hair. Her breasts are full and beautifully supported. Go and see for yourself. And can anyone say who she is, please? Never saw her before. But, man, she is gorgeous! I'd love to meet her. ===================================================================== To date, nobody has claimed responsibility for on acotto. All we can gather so far is that she's somebody's daughter. ===================================================================== *** SLIGHTLY PREGNANT *** More on the subject of 'slightly pregnant' girls appearing in photo layouts. Here's a bit more from Reader H: "H & S Sales is supposedly releasing a video featuring CARRIE. A video with her and STACEY KING (see below) would be great with me. It was probably shot at the time of her stills layouts, although in her threesome with Danni Ashe and Chloe Vevrier, she seemed perhaps as if she was concealing her tummy as much as she could. Perhaps that session was a few weeks later? "Not sure how I missed it before. VOLUPTUOUS ran a layout of Stacey King recently in which she is quite pregnant. I didn't buy that particular issue however, darn it! I think I just couldn't see past her huge thighs and thought she was just fat. Looking at her now it is quite clear she was 6-7 months along! BUST OUT magazine has her in their August '96 issue. They list her as 34D-24-38. I might believe the 38" hips, but no way is a 24" tape measure going around that seven-month belly!" ===================================================================== *** NOT CORINNE'S COLUMN *** There has been no word from our very special correspondent this month. Corinne is marooned on a Pacific island with nothing to do all day but work on her all-over suntan. Knowing Cee just a little bit, we can tell you that being deprived of email is even worse for her than it is for her loving friends. Chauntaille Gruntworthy is pining away. Not losing any weight - Shan wouldn't go that far - but pining away. Hurry back, Cee. There's a bit of reader feedback from Corinne's column last month. "Oooh, sounds fun trying to get that tan perfectly even when there's so much blocking the sun." "Clothes? You need clothes? How do you work on your tan with clothes on?" "Alright! It's always interesting to me how us fiends are viewed by owners of extraordinary bustlines. And of course, stories about how you fit in (or not) with the flat-chested - 'normal- sized' world." It's a good job our Cee is a good sport, with all these disrespectful opinions. But it's just not the same without her, is it? ===================================================================== *** DOES NOBODY READ HUSTLER BUSTY BEAUTIES? *** One reader wonders about our reading habits: "In your list, people continually refer to publications such as SCORE and GENT, but no one mentions a publication to which I have subscribed for the past five years: HUSTLER BUSTY BEAUTIES. HBB contains little of the hateful ideological lather of its parent magazine; the editor, N Morgen Hagen, plainly understands that huge breasts transcend cant and dogma of all kind. "The layouts are for the most part well done, although at times they scrape the bottom of the barrel when they turn to Scottish 'amateur' plumpers. (Actually, in this month's issue, Sindy, an 18-year-old Scots lassie, is a gorgeous and provocative exception to the rule.) "Why the lack of mention of HBB? Does it recycle layouts previously appearing in other magazines? Is there a moral objection to it? All in all, it seems classy and worthy of notice." Here are the particulars: Hustler Busty Beauties 8484 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211 Subscriptions: 800-756-9634 Thanks for those particulars. R & D has nothing personally against HBB, or any other magazine, although it is perhaps less readily available outside the USA than SCORE, VOLUPTUOUS and the declining GENT. Let's redress the balance. Do any other readers enjoy HBB? How does it measure up against the opposition? Personally speaking, we wonder what is the attraction of Scottish girls. There seems to be a feeling among magazine editors that you only have to mention a model's Scottishness and the readers will instantly expose themselves and commence self-abuse. Perhaps we're missing out on something. ===================================================================== *** GETTING PERSONAL *** This came from a reader in Northern California: From: an519175@anon.penet.fi Subject: Passionately Searching for A Soulmate "I'm hoping that my posting to this group will help me achieve my dream - a dream that's been keeping me awake at nights in anticipation. I've heard that 'personal ads' often work on the internet, and I hope this will work for me. I guess I'm a true romantic, so I'll continue to dream and wish for the perfect mate. "I've got this vision in my mind of the bestest friend I've ever had, and a wonderful soulmate with whom we would build the perfect loving life together. I keep wondering where I'll find her. The best way to share this vision is from the heart, so here goes. Could it be you? Read on! "Who am I? A SWM who's 42 and who loves to send flowers to his bestest friend. A guy who has gotten beyond those 'bad old codependent' days, and who wants to help the woman in his life be the best person she can ever be - and who wants her to help me be all I can be as well (i.e. a mutually supportive relationship). "I'm learning rollerblading, and I love riding my bicycle, hiking, long walks, picnics, wine tasting, drives in the country with the top down, seeking antiques, theater (especially musicals), opera, operetta, concerts, and generally anything that isn't staying at home as a couch potato. "I really hope my new bestest friend will want to teach me about the things she likes as much as I want to share my activities with her. " I'm a manager at a computer company, but only 'cause that pays the bills so I can go out and have fun! (Work to live, don't live to work). I'm 6'2", blond and blue, and 220 pounds - and I am pretty fit. "So who is my dream woman and bestest friend? I'll try to be completely honest here (which is why this article is posted where it is). I'm attracted to women who are very pretty, and who have mounds of hair. Personality is also important: a light outlook on life, a willingness to laugh, and to giggle. A giggly, bubbly personality is one of the most important aspects of my dream woman. But there is one overriding element in my dream - that my dream woman is exceptionally, extraordinarily busty. I definitely love the rounded curves that very large breasts can bring (both in the viewing as well as the caressing), and I hope and dream about a woman with curves like that to which I can bring pleasure for two. If my dream woman has everything but bustiness, that's okay too, if she'd be willing to consider augmentation. Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee are ideals of mine, but who knows? And of course I'll absorb all expenses. "So what does my relationship look like? Caring, compassionate love. Listening to each other. Hearing each other's needs and desires. MONOGAMOUS (capitalized 'cause it seems to be a surprise to some people). Tender loving. Respect the need for privacy as well as attention. Attentiveness. Devotion. Passion. Trying to make my love as happy as she can possibly be. "Well - there it is. I really wrote it. I know that the old saying is that you never get what you want unless you ask for it, but this isn't asking. It's my dream. Thanks for reading." R & D did not respond in acknowledgement to the reader who sent this message, because of anon.penet.fi's irrational habit of either allocating a new anon ID each time or insisting that someone else must have borrowed our password. We will publish readers' personal ads, but would suggest that there are probably better ways of finding a loving partner-for-life-with- gigantic-breasts, despite all the fairy-tale net romance hype in the popular press. ===================================================================== *** RETURN OF DR ENLARGE *** The BE-Buddies List Server recently carried this message: "OK ... I'm now situated outside of school and ready for more interaction here. You've no idea how hard it was to conduct business inside a crowded classroom, let alone surf the sights. [Sic] "First point of order, someone mentioned a while back that they had seen a letter from me in some magazine? D-CUP, I believe it was? Could that person kindly let me know what was the extent of that letter? "Second. Regarding the BUSTY DUSTY video. Would anyone here be willing and able to conduct this adventure? Her cost is $300. For that we get her doing various acts for 30 minutes. Her agent said that the sample script I sent would be feasible, included a lot of staring at herself, ripping apart tight shirts, popping buttons etc. We'd need someone who could duplicate the video once it was made for all the persons involved. I figure for $30 a person if we get 15 people, that includes shipping and tape cost. All we need is a go to man. "Third. Has anyone been in contact with BustArtist lately? "Fourth. I've missed about year and a half of BUST OUT up here. Has anything interesting happened in that time with the magazine? "Fifth. In the interest of finding good art to enlarge, is there anyone on the list who has an idea about where we can make a dump sight [sic again] for images we run across on the net? I constantly find photos on the net that might make good material, but that's as far as I go with it. If we could perhaps place some of these at a sight [probably 'site'], then the folks doing the art wouldn't have to hunt for it? "Sixth. After seeing Dr Ivan's photo with the woman with the VW Bug sized breasts, I'm wondering if anyone can reproduce that effort? It seems Dr Ivan did that one in a hurry, so I wonder if any budding artist out there can make a realistic looking one with just an immense chested woman. "OK. Whew ... nice to be back around." Dr Enlarge If any BUST OUT reader has a copy of the issue with Dr E's letter in it, dig it out and send it in. We will gladly pass it on to him. This request may already have been superceded, if Dr E's plea is heard by a list user. About that video. One question occurs to us. Thirty minutes of Busty Dusty staring at herself, popping buttons and doing various acts for $300. Sounds OK, if that means you get a 30-minute video for $300. On the other hand, it could mean that you get Ms Dusty for thirty minutes of her valuable time, during which time her hard-working and dedicated crew somehow has to shoot every scene you have requested. Is that the way it works? Busty's people do the shooting to your specifications? Even with meticulous scripting and planning, you might end up with no more than three minutes of usable action out of that lot, although it could depend on what you mean by 'usable.' We respectfully suggest that you might get a half decent 30-minute video of Ms Dusty bursting out of her shirt if you had her to yourselves for a whole day. Two days would be better. Again, it depends what you mean, this time by value for money. But enough wet-blanketing. We hope it turns out just the way you want it. Meanwhile, an admirer of the Doc was moved to produce this fulsome reply: "Free at last, Free at last. Ladies and Gentlemen, DR. ENLARGE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. "Dear Sir: "YOU are the reason I found my way to this group. I am the one who quoted you in D-CUP. A letter appeared in approximately the 4/96 issue (out in January,96), discussing BE in general and making references to the internet, et al. It is because of that particular letter (I was a madman to find out what THE OPERATION could have been about, as well as Dr Hooters) that I EVEN BOUGHT A MODEM (Hayes says, 'Thank you, Dr Enlarge.' "Since I am in your debt, Dr Enlarge, let me make a special offer that if I can be of any service to you, particularly with regard to my area of specialty, BE via breast implants, and a general source of info on breast implants, please do not hesitate to call. "Also, as I have previously stated, count me in on the Busty Dusty Tape. I don't care if she just stands in front of a mirror with an old Hulk Hogan style T-shirt, rips it, and monotonely states (wink, wink) this is for you, Dr Enlarge ... I'm in. "You were asking about BUST OUT. I assume you are referring to BUST OUT Magazine. I think its poop, SCORE is about the best and puts the others to shame. Although they should be ashamed for STILL ignoring my countless pleas - spurred again by that particular letter from Dr Enlarge- to feature BE in stories and pictorials. The one good thing BUST OUT did was a feature on Natasha the Giant; those are some serious implants in there. How serious? A couple of 2 liters of Pepsi, that's how serious. "Anyway, thank you for emerging, Dr Enlarge. And thank you for being my light to this place. I owe you, as do many others." Double H [The views of R & D's correspondents are not necessarily those of the Editor] We echo Double H's comments, or some of them. (Who IS Natasha the Giant?) We also welcome Dr Enlarge back to the real world. When you've had a chance to catch up with things out here, Doc, how about another story? You could always finish Dr Hooters now that Road Dog has found Jesus. Only another fifty chapters ... Thanks to the miracle of instant communications, here's Dr E's reply: "As far as a new story goes, I'll have to decline. This month off is going to be spent with family and friends. Having been in school from 9 am to 10 pm every day but Sunday since Christmas, I've little energy left, creative or otherwise. Plus, if I ever get the urge to sit at my portable to write, it will be to plan out my next game project. So for now, I'll have to continue being a spectator." ===================================================================== *** WHOOPS! *** A reader fills in a gap in our knowledge: "The post-apocalyptic BE television story described in R & D Number 15 is an episode of the very-short-lived sitcom WHOOPS! which aired on the Fox network fairly early in its now- illustrious career. The episode is titled THE RISE AND FALL OF ALICE MCCONNELL, and it covered pretty much everything as was described earlier - certainly one of the best video BE stories (though with only an offscreen transformation, and only one clothes-bursting), and perhaps the best TV one (how many have there ever been?). "WHOOPS! was co-produced by Paul Junger Witt, co-producer of the classic sitcom SOAP, but it never had the same panache or grip that Soap had - although occasionally hilarious, WHOOPS! ran often into long boring morality plays. The show was cancelled after only eight (or six?) episodes. "The episodes are copyright 1992, by Touchstone Television. As I recall, they aired in the fall of 1992. I know that the Fox network was still in its 'not taken serious' phase at that point; it was only beginning to gain a rep as solid and dependable. "Certainly our local Fox station never broadcast WHOOPS beyond the pilot; they showed old reruns of MASH or something in its place in later weeks. I ended up getting copies of later shows from my sister in Ohio." ===================================================================== With regards to the "Vision X" British video where a lightning-struck breast enhancement machine yields amazing results, I have rented said video here in the United States, from a bookshop in Santa Clara, California. So some NTSC copies exist and are floating around. This is also confirmed by our Reader H, Vision X was marketed in the US in NTSC standard. Keep on searching. ===================================================================== *** THEY TOLD ME IT WAS FANCY DRESS *** >From a Reader called T: "I went to a Halloween Party as a woman, but as the night went on my stomach expanded till I was probably ten months pregnant. Everyone got a kick out of it. Even one of my friends and I made a small script and storyboard for a couple. Now please don't take my idea but here's the general premise. "Husband and wife were at home, the wife gets some new trial drug that can increase fertility, essentially the 'instant pregnancy pill'. Well it turns out this pill looks farely close to some medication that the husband takes. Well while she's undressing in the bedroom, he takes his pill so he can go to bed. They trade rooms, she gets dressed slinkily and takes what she believes is her pill. Well, she comes back out, he gets kinda excited, and they go ahead and have sex. "Afterwards they both go to bed, and then the bed sheets slowly begin to rise, and over the next minute he moans a little bit and smiles. The wife wakes up and is shocked to see her husband's stomach expand to being nine months pregnant. "He wakes up and is speechless, however it seems the wife is even more turned on ... "I hate to say it, but not only was this film never made due to lack of a video camera, but the original script I wrote has long been lost. I kinda wish now that I still had it around somewhere. If I really had to, or had the desire to, I could try to rewrite it. Anyways, what do you think?" No expensive special FX, a cast of two, an ideal project for a low- budget movie. Let's get this show on the road! ===================================================================== *** POSITIVELY BLOOMING *** No connection whatever with the previous item is this letter: "Having just read R & D Number 16, I was wondering if anyone knew of any pregnancy sites around. Any information much appreciated. Reader H replies: "Uh oh! Asking me for a list? Have we forgotten what happens when I'm asked for information lists? "Well, you're in luck. Pregnant pages are about the scarcest things on the net. So it's a short list. PREGNANT BELLYMASKS DUGENT PUBLISHING CORPORATION LIMERICKS, LIMERICKS, LIMERICKS NEW VIDEO BEAUTY and PREGNANCY PREGNANCY-VIDEOS PRIVATE PREGNANT IMAGES "There are more, but apparently they're links from other pages. I can't seem to find them in my bookmark lists. There are also several sites that have just one pregnant picture on them, including one of my favorite pictures, the 'MISS MORNING SICKNESS' contest. Fifty - count 'em! Fifty - preggos in bikinis! "A radio station in Cleveland got the bright idea of sponsoring a contest. Apparently, the only entrance requirements were to be pregnant and willing to pose in a bikini. And they got fifty entrants! I have no idea what the prize was." ===================================================================== *** SCIENCE, PSEUDO-SCIENCE, OR SMUT? *** Never Mind The Realism, Look At The SIZE Of The Things The BE-Buddies List server is going from strength to strength. Apart from the mundane threads of little more than passing interest: people demonstrating their skills in Japanese, others complaining that they can't get into ftp sites or view files, there was this gem which blossomed overnight. Yes, we know gems don't usually blossom, but you are allowed to suspend disbelief. And that's what this thread was all about. It was started, as these things usually are, by someone who appeared to be a very sad and boring little get-a-life. "Unfortunately, my enjoyment of many BE stories is handicapped by my knowledge of science. I am thoroughly sick of 'scientists' who, working by themselves for a few months or years, somehow manage to perfect a drug that would take decades of work by hundreds of specialists in dozens of different areas of biology, not to mention completely overturning our understanding of physiology, biochemistry, and even basic physics. If you can't do the science properly, just admit that it's magic and have done with it. One Being's Opinion. Oh, dear! The first reply came from the United Kingdom. "Now this set my 'little grey cells' going on the question of possible realistic methods for BE . This is what I worked out : 1. Implants We know this works, but there are quite a few limitations on 'em. I gather the maximum size is limited to around the 3000 cc mark, (on the other hand I don't think there's been any serious studies on going larger than this), by factors like skin's elasticity/resistance to tearing and strength of the sternum/supporting ligaments. Also the rate of BE is also limited, again by skin elasticity, and the time taken to restore circulation to stretched skin, and fast rates of inflation would also be agonisingly painful for several weeks after. I suppose one possible way of getting round some of the problems would be to use something like the enzyme coligenase (sic) to make the skin over the implants easier to stretch, but I suspect that this would cause more problems than it solved. 2. Inflation Most of the problems with fast/large implants also apply to inflation, with the added trouble that unless the gas/fluid is contained inside an implant itself, there would be a fair chance of embolism from gas moving into the blood stream (unless something very insoluble in blood plasma like, strangely enough, helium, were used, but helium has its own problems for this since it would diffuse out of the body pretty sharpish anyway). 3. Hypnosis This is, again, a method that has been shown to work (some of the time). The actual growth is around about the 1.4-inch [that is one-point-four inches: Ed] enlargement in circumference mark in most cases, and takes place over weeks/months, so no levelling buildings with expanding breast-flesh here. One obvious improvement over just plain hypnosis would be biofeedback, though, again I haven't heard about any work done on this line, which after all wouldn't increase the effectiveness by much (well I think so but I don't know). 4. Miracle Drugs I'd have thought everyone here would have heard about the common side-effect of the contraceptive pill which is slight breast growth. There are a few reports around of quite a bit more than slight growth too. This is of course a result of the estrogen content of the pill, since this group of hormones regulate secondary female characteristics. There are also a couple of other drug families with similar effects too, but all of these drugs would cause slow BE with little actual size increase when used in the recommended amounts. Since many of the more lethal side-effects of all these drugs increase with dose (such as thrombosis, cancer etc, which do actually kill quite a few women every year who take normal doses of contraceptives ), just using larger quantities of the drugs is out. I suppose it would be possible, using modern drug design methods, to develop a safe BE drug based on these side-effects, but this would be a multi-million dollar undertaking and most likely take a decade or so to give a finished product, which, (and I'm guessing at this point), allow growth up to the largest natural sizes seen now for an average woman over a period of a few months. Having said that, a hypothetical genius with degree plus knowledge of pharmacology, drug design and organic chemistry might be able (if they were real lucky) to develop such a drug in a couple of years. A question here from R & D. What does 'growth up to the largest natural sizes seen now for an average woman' mean? The largest natural size suggests something in excess of fifty pounds for each breast. Applied to an average woman, this would be a truly spectacular increase. Did the writer mean this, or did he mean 'the largest natural sizes attained by average women', which would suggest breasts in the region of E or F cup size? The report continues: 5. Evolution This works if you have a spare half million years, and no moral objections to eugenics, either to produce a race of women with very large breasts as the average (WOW! even), or possibly with breasts having a similar structure to the inflatable pouches that species of frogs and lizards have evolved. 6. Genetic engineering Unless the engineering is done at the single cell embryo stage (or thereabouts), the way to go would be to use a retro-virus (or plasmids, maybe) to implant a set of genes for cell growth (with a suppressor to prevent them from working anywhere outside the breasts). There are a couple of trials of this type of method to treat simple genetic diseases and cancer going at the moment, but the technical know how to actually develop a genetic package complex enough to cause BE, (particularly to WOW! size which would need other internal body modifications), is probably decades if not a century or two away. Once perfected, I suppose growth rates approaching those of bacterial - doubling every forty minutes - might be possible, assuming the growee was prepared to have herself turned into a pincushion to have enough nutrients forced into her blood stream to allow for this rate of growth. 7. Nanites (Or von Neuman machines as they're sometimes called). Again this is very much a future technology, since the smallest machines (which are pretty useless motors and linkages) around now, are around the millionth of a metre scale as opposed to the billionth of a metre sized, fully functional and self-replicating machines that would be needed for this method. Again, there would be the same sorts of possibilities (and problems) as with genetic engineering, but the rate of growth and the eventual size could probably be larger. 8. Teleporters and the like This is an outside bet. Not only are there problems with quantum mechanics in the Star-Trek type idea of converting someone into information/energy, morphing them up by a couple dozen of cup sizes and recreating them in the new and improved form, but also the amount of raw data and the rate this data would need to be moved about is well beyond the capacity of any current or predicted computer. I've heard it reckoned that if computers continue to improve at the current rate, they might start getting close to the capacity needed around about the 24th century, but this still leaves the quantum mechanical problems (which I'll try to explain if someone wants me to, but I'd prefer not to try). Has anyone else got any other ideas I didn't cover, or reckons I'm talking rubbish here)? WOW! Only one comment to add to that. When did scientists EVER get even close to predicting ANYTHING accurately? If they say the 24th Century, it is more likely to happen in five years' time. The rest of the group didn't think the contributor of this reply was talking rubbish, a number of people thanked him for his list of ideas. Many ten-cents'-worths were thrown in. Famous SF Writers were quoted, and inevitably, someone pointed out that it wasn't him who said it, it was somebody else. Some of the exchanges became a bit heated. The word "geek" was used. We enjoy seeing the word "geek" used by a young lady. It tends to make young men annoyed, especially when they are behaving like geeks. Some of them behave like geeks most of the time, giving the common impression that they are, in fact, geeks. In fact, we always thought the idea of smut, or erotic literature, was to arouse. It might, under extreme circumstances, even encourage wanking. If the ORIGINAL contributor to the list server - NOT the writer of this lengthy report - is not familiar with this term, he might care to look it up. He may even find someone willing to explain to him how it is done. Sadly, he has left the List in a huff, believing that nobody liked him. No doubt, with his knowledge of science, he will be reassured that wanking will not make him go blind, although it has been shown to make hairs grow on the palm of the hand. Here's another one-handed reader with the last word: "Greetings and salutations... Just thought I'd throw in my own five cents and say that I personally don't care about the realism. As Wren so wisely put it, I just want the breast growth to be described well and adequately (more than adequately, if possible). "Hey, I'm a one-handed reader and I'm not the first to admit it. I would be quite happy reading about some woman whose breasts just started growing for no apparent reason!! I couldn't care less about HOW, just so long as I get to the part that gets me off! "Oh yes ... and, Al, you are free to put this in R & D if you like." We didn't want to cause embarrassment, so we cut the signature off. The reader's friends will know him by his Greetings and Salutations. Hey, he types quite well with one hand. ===================================================================== *** RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT *** R & D is published at least once monthly and is available by e-mail from . Subscribers' individual addresses do NOT appear in mail headers and the list is not made available to other members. The R & D mailing list is now well past the 200 mark, of which some ten per cent are known to be more or less female. We no longer include in this standard paragraph the piece which suggested that women enjoy reading erotic literature in bed, as it was couched in lascivious terms. We regret the suggestion that women enjoy reading erotic literature. They simply hate it. They do not get sopping wet, touch themselves intimately and sniff their fingers afterwards. If you are a woman, and you do any or all of these things, we have a file of addresses of men who wish to meet you online and make lewd and desperately embarrssing suggestions, so please do not write in. R & D is now also available on a number of BBS's. Is it on yours? ------------------------ The BE-Buddies List Server is available for discussion of BE and huge breast-related topics. It sometimes wanders off into other body parts as well. Tekka Maki has all the details.