The Housewife vs. the Porn Star by threehottiesclp@yahoo.com Interested in what happens when a porn star crashes a birthday party and the birthday boy's wife doesn't like it? See what Peggy does in the Housewife vs. the Porn Star Our Atlantic City vacation had been fantastic. When Peggy found out we were in the area she insisted we come see her. She had invited us for Ralph's birthday party and couldn't have been a more gracious hostess. We loved seeing the look in her eyes when they were together, it was obvious that they were still very much in love. It was a wonderful, warm evening and everyone was in the backyard enjoying the weather, the food, and the company. It was the first time we had been to their house and it was obvious from the start that Peggy and Ralph knew how to throw a party. We were talking to some people and listening to the music when there was some kind of commotion coming from the side of the house. Next I hear Ron say, "What the hell...Hey, Chris, check her out!". I looked where he was pointing and couldn't believe what I was seeing. I saw this woman with medium-to-long strawberry blond hair walking around the corner of the house wearing this one-piece leopard skin outfit that hugged every curve on a very curvy body but only barely covered her breasts - and what breasts they were! Those puppies were huge! I expected them to pop right out of that outfit with every step she took. No one seemed to know who she was but she was looking for the 'birthday boy'. I thought to myself, "This could get ugly". We went over to see what was going on and by this time she had found Ralph. Had she ever! She was sitting on his lap giving him a great view down the front of her outfit and telling him that there was a lot more to see. I thought to myself, "This could get real ugly". About this time I see Peggy hot-footin'-it thru the crowd headed directly for this woman. I stopped her and said, "Now, Peggy, be cool". She looked at me and said, "Right now, cool is the last word in my vocabulary!". Then she was gone. Next thing I know I hear Peggy say, "Who are you and what the fuck's going on here?". The woman on Ralph's lap looks at Peggy, looks back at Ralph, and says, "Who's the chick?". Ralph sheepishly says, "Ah, that's my wife". "Your wife!", said the blond. "Hell, honey, a man like you can do better than that!". A lot of people started laughing and that's when I knew it was going to get ugly! Now I'm getting pissed because everybody's laughing and generally having fun at Peggy's expense. She ready to go ballistic but nobody seems to care about her. Nobody treats my friends that way so I hand Ron my purse and say, "Hold this!". Then I'm gone. By the time I get to the front I'm getting the real story. Seems this woman's name is Lacey Legends, a stripper and porn star from some place north of Atlantic City and was hired by some 'friends' to crash the party and entertain Ralph on his birthday. I'm sure someone thought it was funny but it obviously wasn't Peggy. By this time, Lacey is off Ralph's lap and she and Peggy are face-to-face swearing at each other. I tried to get between them but they both pushed me away and down on the grass! Peggy was wearing a little blue sundress that really complimented her stunning figure and was easily the sexiest, most attractive woman at the party but everyone seemed to be watching the buxom blonde. "Look", Lacey says, "Let's calm down. I was hired to come here and entertain a little. I'm just trying to make a living, have a little fun. So why don't you just go someplace, have a drink, and cool down a bit?". "What I want", Peggy says, "is for you to go pedal your old ass and droopy tits someplace else!". The smirk disappeared from Lacey's face. "How would like some of this old ass right here, right now! There's plenty of room here and I think there are a lot of people here who would like to see me slap your little tits around while I'm kicking your ass! Of course, I can see where you'd be threatened. I mean once your man gets a good look at a real set of tits he's not going to be satisfied with your little bitty titties! If I give him a taste of what a real woman can do for him, he's not coming back to the likes of you!". At this point, Lacey stepped forward and pressed her tits into Peggy and said, "Now unless you're willing to put your little tits up against these, I would suggest you go back in the house and hope I don't decide to keep him. So, what's it going to be, bitch!". It took Peggy about 2 seconds to respond, "Let's do it! Right fucking now!". Everyone started scrambling to clear tables and chairs to give the two women plenty of room. As she hurried away, Peggy grabbed my arm, pulled me up, and said, "Come here. I want you to help me!". Peggy told me what she wanted for rules and sent me over to Lacey's driver and escort to see what could be worked out. After a little negotiation I came back with no punching to the face but anything else goes, no time limit, unlimited submissions until one of the women could no longer continue. After each submission, the loser of the fall had 1 minute to get back to her feet without assistance or she forfeited the match. I told Peggy the rules and she just said, "Perfect". "Peggy", I added, "This came together way too fast and I'm worried that Lacey not only has some experience but that you've been set up for this.". She put her hand over my mouth and said, "I've got some experience myself and I'm not taking that shit in my own house! Besides, I'll be fine with Ralph, you, and Ron watching my back!". Five minutes later everything had been cleared and the two women had kicked off their shoes and were ready to square off. Lacey's escort introduced her: "Standing 5 foot 6 inches, weighing 140 pounds, measuring 38EE-22-34, here is Lacey Legends!". She drew loud cheering from about half of the crowd. Ralph introduced Peggy: "Standing 5 foot 8 inches, weighing 135 pounds, and measuring a luscious 36D-25-35, here is my beautiful wife, Peggy Thoman!". The other half of the crowd cheered equally loud. As they prepared to start, Lacey held up her hands saying, "Wait, we can't fight in these clothes, I know mine cost too much money!". The crowd started chanting, "Take them off! Take them off! Take them off!". Lacey stepped over to one of the men in the crowd and asked him to unzip her. He was only too willing. As she took the outfit off everyone realized she wasn't wearing anything under the outfit. She was completely nude! The crowd went nuts and she played to it, shaking her huge tits and egging them on! Turning to Peggy, she said, "Well, you can't fight in that dress. Take it off". The crowd resumed the chant. Peggy took a deep breath, unbuttoned the sundress, let it drop to the ground, and was ready to fight. "Wait! Wait! Wait!", Lacey laughed, "Somebody get that girl some decent underwear or make her take 'em off!". Again the crowd started the "Take it off!" chant. Peggy had always told me she was 'undergarment challenged', but it made me sad to see her being laughed at and embarassed by Lacey and some of the people in the crowd. Fancy underwear wasn't really her thing but she shouldn't have had to take this kind of abuse in front of her friends. I could see Peggy's face getting red but there was nothing I could do. When she finally looked back at us we could see the fire in her green eyes as she said, "She picked the wrong bitch to fuck with!". She then took off her bra, revealing her own fabulous set of tits which swayed seductively as she slipped out of her conservative panties. Then she looked straight into Lacey's eyes and said, "Okay, bitch, let's fight!". All eyes were on the totally hot, sexy women as they moved forward and began to circle each other with closed fists, each looking for a crack in the other's defenses. The lusty, busty blond's body was the center of most of the attention. Although there was some sag due to age, her 38EE's dominated her figure. Although shorter and heavier than her opponent, Lacey possessed a muscular body that featured powerful looking legs that the redhead would be well advised not to be trapped between. The sexy redhead was stunning. Although the mother of two, her breasts showed virtually no sag and featured huge nipples that were certain to be targeted by the shorter blond. Long, taut legs and a firm, round ass completed a physical package that put her in a class that was second to none. Peggy struck first landing a left-right combination to Lacey's right tit. The left drove the tit to the outside with the right crushing it against the ribs. Lacey yelped and quickly back out of her taller opponent's longer reach. Lacey moved in again and launched a kick at the redhead's stomach that not only was blocked but left her open to another two-punch combination to her right tit. The crowd was responding to the punches and Peggy was starting to think she might be able to put this blond bitch away early. Lacey finally grew tired of waiting and rushed her opponent, quickly getting inside and landing her own two punch combination to the redhead's stomach. Grabbing a handful of hair, Lacey pulled quickly Peggy down and landed a crushing uppercut to the chest that dropped the housewife to her knees. A hard, stinging slap to the face sent the red-haired beauty spawling face first in the grass. Struggling up on all fours, Peggy was sent rolling across the lawn by a brutal kick to the stomach. Rising slowly to her feet, the redhead breathed deeply to compose herself as she kept a healthy distance from the blond. "Come on, bitch," taunted Lacey, "there's plenty more where that came from.". Again, Lacey rushed Peggy and the two nude women went tit-to-tit, pulling hair, and cursing each other. Gaining an edge, Lacey drove a knee into the redhead's stomach, dropping her again to her knees. A hard knee to the tits and Lacey let her opponent fall face down into the grass. Lacey quickly flipped the dazed redhead onto her back, dropped her ass hard into Peggy's stomach, and began crushing her opponent's tits. The housewife screamed louder when, after a brief tit-mauliing, Lacey grabbed her huge nipples and began savagely rolling them. It was too much as Peggy quickly screamed out her submission. Lacey got off her opponent and the timekeeper began counting, "One, two, three...". Peggy had one minute to get to her feet or the match was over. "Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen...". At twenty seven she was back on her feet and ready to go. Lacey rushed her opponent again but this Peggy was waiting for her, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her into a side headlock. Lacey wasn't going anywhere as Peggy tightened the hold and started pulling hard on Lacey's hair. She then hip-rolled the blond to the grass, grabbed a handful of blond hair, and pulled Lacey's head back so she could wrap her legs around it in a perfect head-scissors. She clamped down hard and immediately shut off the blond's air!. Lacey struggled to escape but was starting to fade as Peggy released her, pulled her up by the hair, and began punching her in the stomach. Holding the blond with one hand, the redhead's first punch landed in the navel, the second a little lower, the third still lower, and the fourth just above the crotch dropping the blond to her knees. Now with two handfuls of blond hair, Peggy hammered her knees into Lacey's tits. Once. Twice. Three times. The fourth time letting go and sending the blond spreadeagled on the grass. Straddling her opponent, Peggy began slapping Lacey's own big tits before grabbing the nipples and brutally twisting them. Lacey's screams filled the night as she finally submitted! Peggy backed away as the timekeeper started his count, "One, two, three....". Finally getting to her feet at thirty three seconds, Lacey glared at Peggy saying, "You little slut, you'll pay for that!". The long-legged redhead merely shook her head and motioned the blond closer. Again the two nude beauties clashed, each grabbing the other's tits. They were glaring at, cursing the other, "Bitch!" "Cunt!" "Whore!" "Fuck you!" as they crushed each other's tits - locked in combat! The blond was able to gain a small advantage and drove her knee into the redhead's stomach, taking the fight out of her opponent. Lacey forced Peggy to her knees, then on her back. The sexy redhead's screams filled the night as blond settled in and began to brutally crush her ample tits. Moments before being forced to submit, Peggy finally latched onto Lacey's nipples and began slamming the blond's huge tits together. Lacey's body shuddered each time her tits were slammed together and she was forced to release her opponent to defend her own assets. The two women soon found their positions reversed and it was Peggy who now began to savage Lacey's nipples. Now it was Lacey's screams that pierced the night. Not for long. Suddenly Peggy's shrieking screams overshadowed those of her opponent as Lacey dug her hand into Peggy's crotch and began ripping at the tender tissue with her nails. Again the positions were reversed as Lacey slammed several huge punches into Peggy's chest. Getting to her feet, Lacey stood on Peggy's arms, grabbed the redhead's huge nipples, and tried pulling her to her feet. Peggy quickly began screaming her submission as the blond leaned over and said, "Don't get up, bitch!". Again the count started, "One, two, three, four...". Peggy rolled onto her side, curled in a ball with one in her crotch and the other holding her now severely damaged tits. "Twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two...". At thirty seconds, Peggy still hadn't moved and we were beginning to think it was over. At forty seconds, she was on all fours. Finally, fifty-two seconds she rose to her feet looking very unsteady. Lacey could see that the redhead was in serious trouble and moved in to inflict more damage before finishing her off. A quick kick to the stomach had Peggy doubled over again. Grabbing two handfuls of red hair, the blond drove a hard knee first into the redhead's left tit and then into the right tit before releasing the hair and letting her opponent fall face first to the grass. Lacey took her foot and rolled the redhead over onto her back, screaming all the time for her to "Get up!" "Come on, bitch, get up!". Getting little reaction from her opponent, Lacey stomped her directly between the legs. Peggy screamed loudly and began groaning as she rolled across the grass with her hands clutching her crotch. Ignoring the redhead, Lacey played to the crowd, bowing and shaking her ample tits. Half of the crowd was cheering the blond on, encouraging her, as the other half stood grim-faced as they watched the redhead as she lay curled in the fetal position, tears streaming down her face. There had been no submission and there was no count as Peggy's supporters began imploring her to get up. Finally Lacey turned her attention back to Peggy. With two handfuls of long red hair, Lacey dragged Peggy across the grass and dropped her in front of us. Looking at Ralph she said, "I thought you might like to see this up close and personal.". Rolling Peggy onto her back, Lacey sat on the redhead's stomach, leaned over, and dropped her enormous 38EE tits onto Peggy's face. Peggy's face virtually disappeared as it was engulfed by Lacey's 38EE tits. She immediately began to struggle, unable to breathe. With no choice, she weakly tapped her submission. As Lacey got to her feet, the count started, "One, two, three...". Turning to Ralph, Lacey said, "See you in sixty seconds, baby!". "Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen...". Peggy had rolled on her side and was taking huge breaths of air, summoning the energy and the will to get up. At thirty seconds we were desperately screaming for her, encouraging her to get up, to continue. She had made it to all fours at forty one seconds, was still on one knee at fifty seconds, and finally on her feet at fifty eight seconds as a huge cheer erupted from the crowd. Lacey stood there looking at her and shaking her head, "Bitch, you're not even smart enough to know when to quit!". Walking up and taking a handful of red hair, Lacey hurled her dazed opponent across the yard and sent her sprawling across the grass. The redhead landed hard and rolled several times before coming to a stop on her back. She was desperately trying to clear her head before Lacey could renew her attack but she was still looking dazed. Lacey quickly went after her downed opponent, anxious now to finish her. Grabbing two handfuls of hair, Lacey dragged the beautiful redhead to her knees and promptly received a hard, painful punch just below the navel. Lacey quickly slapped Peggy hard across the face who delivered a harder punch just above Lacey's crotch. Feeling the effects of the last two punches, Lacey again slapped Peggy hard across the face. This time Peggy responded with a brutal punch to the blond's crotch that caused Lacey to fall to her knees and had her screaming. With Lacey's hands covering her crotch, Peggy quickly landed several punches to Lacey's tits and finally a hard slap to the face that sent the blond to the grass. The housewife crawled over to the blond, straddled her, and began to pummel the blond's 38ee's. Lacey grunted loudly as each punch slammed into her tits but the grunts turned to screams as Peggy abandoned the punches and buried her fingers deep into the blond's 38ee's and began crushing them. Lacey's tits oozed between Peggy's fingers as she brutally squeezed harder. Finally Lacey could take no more and with tears streaming from her eyes she cried out in submission. As Peggy slowly got off the blond she stomped hard on the blond's stomach and snarled, "Don't you even get up, bitch!". The timekeeper started his count, "One, two, three...". Lacey started moving at thirty seconds and made it to all fours by forty seconds before finally standing up at the fifty second mark. The fight had been brutal and both women were clearly showing the effects; their bodies red and bruised from countless punches, slaps, and kicks. They had inflicted considerable damage to each other's breasts, which were also bruised, scratched, and swollen. Although both women now appeared a little unsteady, the two nude, beautiful women once again faced each other. Their hatred unabated, they stood there glaring at each other, unaware of the crowd that surrounded them, intent only on inflicting more damage upon the other. Lacey suddenly rushed the redhead, getting her shoulder into her opponents chest, and took both women to the ground. The two women rolled across the grass, ripping at each other's tits, yanking hair, searching for every advantage. Finally able to get on top, Lacey grabbed Peggy's large, swollen nipples and began rolling them hard. Howling in pain, Peggy was able to respond by latching onto Laceys nipples and also began rolling them. Tears began flowing from both women's eyes as each tried to fight off the blinding pain and the urge to submit. Peggy forced the issue by once again repeatedly slamming the blond's huge tits together and forcing Lacey to defend her assets. Lacey responded with several hard slaps to Peggy's face and tits forcing the redhead to abandon her attack as the two women rolled apart. Lacey again tried to rush her opponent but the damage inflicted upon her slowed her down and Peggy sidestepped her and delivered a punishing knee to the stomach that doubled the blond over. Quickly taking advantage, Peggy hammered two hard knees into Lacey's 38ee's, dropping her to the grass. The blond groaned loadly as the redhead rolled her on her back, sat on her stomach, and began using her 38ee's as punching bags. Before Lacey could submit, Peggy stopped punching and dragged the blond to her feet by the hair. Steadying the blond, Peggy looked at her and said, "How do you like this, slut?", and drove her knee hard into Lacey's cunt. The blond dropped to her knees screaming as Peggy grabbed two handfuls of hair and drove knee after knee into Lacey's unprotected tits. Peggy finally released the blond who fell face first and unmoving to the grass. The redhead rolled Lacey on her back with a hard kick to the ribs, sat on her stomach, and began crushing the blond's 38ee's again. Lacey screamed louder as the attack shifted to her nipples and she was forced to submit again. Rising slowly from the blond, the housewife suddenly and viciously stomped her opponents crotch screaming, "Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they, bitch!". Lacey curled into the fetal position wailing as the timekeeper again started his count, "One, two, three...". Lacey was still holding herself at twenty seconds and still on her side at thirty seconds. Groaning loudly she made it to all fours by forty five seconds. By fifty seconds she was up on one knee but she could go no further as she fell backwards, spreadeagled on the lawn. "Fifty Nine, Sixty!". The housewife had defeated the porn star! Peggy just stood there, seemingly in a daze, not realizing that the fight was over. Finally she looked up at Ralph and grinned as he rushed toward her. Using a table cloth he had grabbed from a picnic table, Ralph quickly wrapped his wife in it and held her tightly in his arms. We didn't know what he was whispering to her, but the look on her smiling, tear-stained face said it all. As Ralph guided her back to the house, they walked past Lacey, who was still on the ground, and her escort. Peggy stopped and we could see the steel return to her demeanor as she pointed at the blond and said to the escort, "You've got five minutes to get that garbage off my property!". After Ralph took Peggy in the house, most people cleared out but several of us cleaned up the yard as best we could. We left late in the evening after checking to make sure that Peggy was okay. She was going to feel the effects of the fight for a few days but she would be fine. The next day as we were driving home we talked about how much fun we had had on our vacation. We agreed that the one thing that we would never forget was the night the housewife defeated the porn star!