FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE by Tex Biceps

INTRODUCTION ...The Tower theatre is standing-room-only...an official Armwrestling table sit's center stage bathed in a spotlight...

Ladies and mostly Gentlemen...Welcome to Tex's Tall Tourney Tower, home of beautiful, strong, muscular women competing muscle-to-muscle with their peers... Tonight we embark on a mission of discovery...This evening, we will determine the strongest female fitness competitor on the face of the Earth!...Tonight, four gorgeous, fit & strong ladies will test the power of their lusciously-muscled arms. Now, to introduce these incredible ladies, our host...MR. TEXAS B. BICEPS!!!

"Thank you....our first female FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER is the popular Fitness champion who's parleyed her lush, muscular physique into infomercial stardom. A former gymnast, she has the agility and strength to compete with the best in fitness obstacle courses as well as put on one the best contest-routines of all time....Ladies and mostly gentlemen, allow me to introduce, FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER #1........MIA FINNEGAN!!!"

...Wearing jeans and a tight-fitting, sleeveless black vest, Mia struts on stage and promptly flexes her left biceps for a drooling Tex....the crowd applauds wildly for Mia... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/f/finnegan/mi...

"Our second female FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER was one of the founding fitness competitors...You have seen her in almost every femuscle magazine on the market...She is yet another fitness gal with above average muscularity...and a modeling career has been built upon the superb, feminine lines of this hellion's heavenly hardbody! Armwrasslin' fans....it is my distinct pleasure to introduce, FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER #2...MARLA DUNCAN!!!"

...Marla jumps up on stage in very short cutoffs and a white sports bra...Seeing Mia posing for the crowd, Marla turns to good ol' Tex and confidently flexes her right biceps for him to examine amidst rousing applause for Marla.... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/d/duncan/marl...

"Our third female FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLLIN' BATTLER was yet another founding fitness competitor...Probably the most recognizable face in fitness, this blonde bombshell has represented fitness from the beginning...She has the reputation for being very strong...You've seen her flex her beautiful biceps on TV, in magazines... EVERYWHERE!!!...I'm proud to present, FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER #3...DEBBIE KRUCK!!!"

...Ms. Kruck leaps onto stage wearing a black,shear, see-through one-piece!!! She approachs Tex, moves close to him and flexes her left biceps...the crowds roars it's approval of Debbie... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/kruck/deb...

"Our fourth female FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER is a relative newcomer on the fitness scene...Yet, her supermodel looks, sensuously-feminine curves and serious fitness muscularity have catapulted her to the top of the very competitive world of fitness modeling...Very few in the history of fitness competition can match her alluringly-muscled arms...Ladies and mostly Gentlemen, our final competitor, FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLER #4...the fabulous...BARBARA MORAN!!!!!!" https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

...The BATTLERS and Tex head backstage as the stage is cleared...dualing spotlights crisscross The Tower theatre...until Tex enters to excited applause...

BATTLE #1: Finnegan vs. Kruck

"LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!"

...Let's go to the play-by-play

Good evening Ladies and mostly Gentlemen...Welcome to the Tower Theatre and the 1st Annual FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE!! The time to talk is over...it's time to GET IT ON! Our first BATTLER, Mia "The Fox" Finnegan, makes her way onto the stage...In honor of our great country's 222nd birthday, "The Fox" is wearing a stars-'n'-stripes bikini!!! Mama Mia!! Her quads ripple softly as she moves, confidently strutting her stuff for the crowd... The gorgeous gymnast greets Tex with a gentle peck on the cheek, then turns to her fans and hits a long, hard right-bi shot.... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/f/finnegan/mi...

The spotlights announce Mia's Finnegan's opponent's entrance...."Dynamite" Debbie Kruck!! This bicepuous blonde, wearing short black shorts and a black sports bra, strides toward Tex until they are nose-to-nose...With her back to the crowd, the First Lady of Fitness hit a slow double biceps shot.... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/kruck/deb...

Mia and Debbie approach the table and glare at each other...The gorgeous gymnast is the first to rest her elbow in the cup and Ms. Kruck follows suit...As they lock hands, their muscular, libido-laden limbs ripple in anticipation of the action to come...Mr. T. B. Biceps evens their grip and asks the BATTLERS if they are READY? When both BATTLERS nod their heads, Tex shouts, " ONE..TWO..THREE!!" The battle commences...

On THREE relaxed arms explode with hard biceps contractions, the muscles straining to meet the challenge...Tension-pumped veins...Effort-filled moans....These BATTLERS, hell-bent on victory, push with their considerable might to gain the advantage...Silken hair caressing crunching, peaked biceps and covering wide, strong shoulders...beautiful faces contort with the application of their fiery will-to win...

Frustrated by the initial stalemate, both BATTLERS throw their shoulders into the battle...Effort-filled moans fade into Debbie's intense cry as she slowly pushes Mia's arm tableward...Mia redoubles her pressure but "Dynamite" continues her powerful push, her biceps swelling with strength...Mia screams as she tries to counter....to no avail...

The blonde lifts her head, looks the floundering Ms. Finnegan square in the eye and smiles cockily..."Come on, little Mia... Come on!"... "Dynamite" Debbie glares at Mia..."Is that all you got?"...

When Mia doesn't answer, Ms. Kruck continues to taunt..."Cat got your tongue?"...Debbie snickers, then cackles loudly...Debbie's angelic face slowly turned serious as her now-pulsatingly-hard biceps powers a sudden thrust...Mia curses...but Dominant Debbie pins Mia's arm to the table..Flush with victory, "Dynamite" turns to the crowd and flexes her left biceps! https://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/kruck/deb...

...the crowd at The Tower Theatre roars its approval of Debbie Kruck's demolishing of Mia Finnegan as "Dynamite" celebrates her win by posing for the rabid Towerites.....Mia congratulates Debbie and they hug in a gesture of sportswomanship...

Let's go to our BackStage reporter for a few words with the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE's first semifinal winner.....

https://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/kruck/deb... Debbie....can we have a few words?.....

Sure, BS....

Quite a performance, Debbie....Did you ever have any doubts about the outcome?

Never, BS...I could tell I had her in the first five seconds...she didn't have what it takes!!

Were you a bit surprised Mia didn't give you more of a battle?

Not really...I don't think there's anyone in Fitness who can give me much of a challenge..

After that performance, Debbie, I think the crowd would agree with you...care to predict the winner of the next match....and do you have an opponent you'd prefer to take on?

Well, BS...Barbara's got some serious muscle, but I have no doubt Marla's experience will be the difference...But, BS, I don't care who wins...Barbara and Marla know they're not strong enough to beat me!!!

Bold words from "Dynamite" Debbie Kruck, Ladies and mostly Gentlemen....Let's send it back up to the booth...

"Dynamite" Debbie IS a powerful package, BS....I can't wait to see her in the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE final!....F/F armwrasslin' fans, stay tuned for our next semifinal bout....BARBARA "Biceps" MORAN versus "Muscular" MARLA DUNCAN!!!

BATTLE #2: Duncan vs. Moran

Amidst the noisy chaos of Ms. Duncan's flamboyant entrance, a lone spotlight finds Marla's opponent, BARBARA MORAN, running then bounding onto stage until she is chest-to-chest with Marla...The two beauties stare menacingly at each other for a moment, before Ms. Moran turns to Tex and gives him a spirited high-five... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

The BATTLERS move to the table and without hesitation, take a grip. Their arms jump to attention as they work for a good position...One comparative look at the BATTLER'S guns shows Ms. Moran's significant size advantage...but Marla looks confident! Tex balances their grip, counts ONE-TWO-THREE...

On THREE, suddenly-contracted biceps and delts power the initial surge...at the outset, Marla bends Barbara's wrist over, resulting in an advantage for the bare-buff-blonde. Her spectacular pecs flexing, muscular Marla consolidates her advantage with a strong thrust, her biceps expanding as Ms. Moran gives it everything she's got in an effort to stop Team Duncan...

For a moment, Barbara is successful...She smiles then her features twist into a sexy grimace as her baseball-biceps somehow swell, driving an incredible counterattack...Marla responds but can't stop Barbara from evening the match...

Perspiration slipping down the lovely lines of Barbara's face, the sumptuous newcomer shouts with effort as she begins to push Team Duncan toward the table...Marla yells, "NO!" and counters, but the sly glint in Ms. Moran's green eyes reflects her increasing advantage!...

Marla launches a desperate push, her face crimson with exertion....but a cocky Barbara calmly holds steady, her taut biceps in control...Ms. Moran looks at Marla and grins... "Put your clothes on Marla...IT'S OVER!!" Team Duncan's eyes widen as the blonde explosion known as BARBARA MORAN slams Marla's arm to the table....

Barbara moves face-to-face with Marla..."Go home little girl...IT'S OVER!!!"

Moran releases her grip, turns to the crowd and flexes in victory... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

As we await the final pull of the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE pitting "Dynamite" Debbie Kruck versus "Big, Bad" Barbara Moran, Tex corraled Ms. Moran for an interview I know armwrasslin' fans will find interesting...This powerful newcomer was wearing a clingy, sleeveless, leopard-print full-length dress...MMMMMMMmmmmmm... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...


TEX: Barbara, given the fact that you are a relative newcomer 
to the fitness field, are you surprised by your success in this tournament? 

MORAN: Not a bit, Tex...I don't think experience has anything to do with it... 

TEX: No?... 

MORAN: Tex, armwrestling is about muscle...strength...Tex, you should know that! 

TEX: Touche, Ms. Moran....Speaking of muscle, how big are those gorgeous 
biceps of yours? 

MORAN:(Smiling mischieviously) Why Tex...are you looking for an 
excuse for me to flex my arms? 

TEX: Beautiful Barbara...any guy named Texas Big Biceps is ALWAYS looking 
to see ladies flex their arms!!!....But seriously, I believe your fans at 
Tex's Tall Tourney Tower want to know how big the biggest biceps in the 
FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE are.... 

MORAN: I really haven't measured lately, Tex...but I think they're 
probably 14" pumped... 

TEX: How do you think Debbie Kruck's bis compare with yours? 

MORAN: Are you kidding? Bet I've got her by a full inch... 

TEX: An inch bigger? 

MORAN: Sure...Debbie's arms are long...and she has decent peaks, 
but her bis lack size... 

TEX: Well, Barbara, one look at those arms is enough to make me a believer! 

MORAN: Wanna feel 'em, Tex? 

TEX: (The man from the Lone Star State is speechless...) 

MORAN: Tex? 

TEX: (Tongue-tied Tex nods his assent...Ms. Moran hits a slow, sensual 
double-biceps pose... Tex explores the flexed mass of rippling muscles 
with his anxious fingers!!!) 

MORAN: What do you think, Tex? 

TEX: (Tex is absorbed in his examination of Barbara's big bis...)  

MORAN: TEX!....what do you think? 

TEX: Oh...I'm sorry, Barb....your arms are AWESOME! 

MORAN: (Lowering her arms)...Thanks, Tex... 

TEX: One more question....Care to predict the outcome of the 
FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE? 

MORAN: You just learned first hand, Tex....DEBBIE DOESN'T HAVE 
A CHANCE!! ...I'M GONNA PUT HER DOWN..... 

TEX: Cocky words, Ms. Moran... 

MORAN: I can back them up, Tex...You'll see... 



CHAMPIONSHIP: Kruck vs. Moran https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

...The Tower Theatre fills quickly with fans anxious to witness the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE final....The crowd quiets as the lights are lowered...the emcee bellows...

Ladies and mostly Gentlemen...Welcome to Tex's Tall Tourney Tower, home of beautiful, strong, muscular women competing muscle-to-muscle with their peers...Tonight we complete our delicious journey to find the strongest, best armwrasslin' babe in all of fitness! Now, to introduce these incredible ladies, our host...MR. TEXAS B. BICEPS!!!

"FFAB Finalist Number One....She overpowered her semifinal opponent with relative ease and expects to do the same tonight...She's the "First Lady of Fitness"..."DYNAMITE" DEBBIE KRUCK!....."

...To everyone's amazement, the sound of an engine revving was followed by the sight of Ms. Kruck driving a motorcycle on stage...Clad in leather and wearing a hat befitting a motorcycle Mama, Debbie dismounts the "hog" and flexes her biceps as she tips her cap to the screaming audience... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/kruck/deb...

...The Tower Theatre crowd is going wild over Debbie's entrance, as stage hands take her motorcycle off stage...

"FFAB Finalist Number Two....She beat her semifinal opponent with one of the most impressive shows of strength good ol' Tex has ever seen!...She's the new kid on the block and she's a bicepuous bully!...BARBARA MORAN!....."

...Barbara struts confidently on stage in a skintight, long-black evening gown that only exposes her muscular arms...She acknowledges her fans by flexing her left biceps... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

...Let's go to the play by play...

Good evening Ladies and mostly Gentlemen...the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE final is about to begin...the ladies approach the table...Ms. Kruck locks stares with Ms. Moran in an attempt to intimidate her less-experienced foe...But Barbara smiles cockily, then plays her intimidation trump card--she lifts her arm onto the AW table, gently tensing her tremendous biceps as she offers her hand to Debbie, signaling she's ready to get it on!

Biceps ripple as the BATTLERS work to find an acceptable grip...Ms. Kruck is being quite particular about the placement of her fingers which is clearly frustrating Ms. Moran...Finally, Debbie indicates she is pleased with the grip...Tex centers the BATTLER's arms, and counts...ONE-TWO-THREE...GO!

Debbie and Barbara grimace as they call upon their strong arms to push with all their might...Not five seconds into the match, Ms. Moran's bulging muscles power her to an advantage...Debbie throws her shoulder into her attempt to halt Barbara's advance and manages to bring the straining arms of the two BATTLERS back to center...

Stalemated, an effort-filled-cry announces another push by Ms. Moran...Debbie grunts as she responds, her long biceps crunched into a powerfully-peaked mass, but her efforts are not enough....Barbara's biceps swell mightily, veins etching angry patterns on her arm, the strength of which forces Debbie's knuckles halfway down to the table....Debbie's counter is puncuated by a desperate groan, but her efforts are in vain, her arm moving incrementally down....

Ms. Moran, clearly in control, lifts her head and mouths inaudible words to Debbie..."Dynamite" looks up at Barbara, her arm still heading downward, then suddenly HEADBUTTS her opponent!!...Stunned, Ms. Moran loses focus momentarily which allows Debbie to push their struggling arms to center....

Barbara's surprise turns to rage...She screams a clearly heard, "BITCH!", then yells as her biceps explodes with raw, muscular power that results in Debbie's arm heading quickly toward a pin...Ms. Kruck, her defeat close at hand, thrusts her head forward in another headbutt attempt, but this time Barbara is ready, moving her head like a boxer dodging punches...Her rage escalating exponentially, Ms. Moran screams as she applies overwhelming power, smashing Debbie's knuckles to the table with a loud WHACK!...

The frenzied audience roars deafening, ecstatic approval as Barbara rips her hand out of the armwrestling grip, moves quickly around the table until she is chest-to-chest with Debbie...a heated verbal exchange follows...Tex approaches to announce the winner, but the raging victor shoves Debbie who responds by firing a haymaker right that Ms. Moran deftly ducks...Barbara pushes the off-balance Debbie back, raises her clenched fists and assumes a boxer's stance before rifling a straight right that smashes "Dynamite's" cheek with a resounding CRACK! The First Lady of Fitness' head snaps back and she stumbles away from her attacker...

Ms. Moran pursues then throws a stiff left jab and follows with a sizzling overhand right that connects square on Debbie's jaw...Ms. Kruck's knees buckle and she crumples to the floor...

Tex grabs Barbara and with great difficulty restrains the angry champion as others try to revive the woozy loser...Barbara watches as Debbie is helped from the stage, then turns to the crowd and hits a hard biceps shot.... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...

An unbelievable finish to an great BATTLE! Let's go down to Tex who's with the winner...

Barbara...First congratulations on your victory...

(Moran...breathing heavily) Thanks...Tex...

But Barb...what happened?

The f*$#%&@ b*#&%$ headbutted me...hard...(the muscular beauty looked directly into the camera)..And she paid the price!

Looks like this isn't the first time you've fought...Looked like you knew what you were doing...

I know how to take care of myself, Tex....

How would you compare Debbie with Marla Duncan?

No comparison...Marla was stronger...Debbie's a f*%(^#^& wimp! She knew I was about to put her down and SHE HEADBUTTED ME!...well, I kicked her ass!

I'm getting word that Debbie's fine...Well, Barbara Moran, how does it feel to be the FITNESS FLEX ARMWRASSLIN' BATTLE CHAMPION?

It feels great, Tex! Now I will command the respect I deserve...(she chuckles)...I don't think anyone will f*$& with me after this....

Speaking of respect....Any thoughts about the upcoming female bodybuilder armwrasslin' tournament here at The Tower?

Am I invited? (Laughs) I think I could take few of those ladies...but I've had my fill of competition for a while...

I don't doubt you'd do very well, Barbara...Well, Congratulations once again on your victory...and how 'bout you give these fans what they've been screamin' for?

I'd love to, Tex... https://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/moran/barba...