The World Strongest Woman
Son Gohan sat in his bedroom, reading Chapter V in his Science Book for the twelfth time already, with a big smile on his face. He could hardly sense his mothers ki right behind him. TURN THAT PAGE NOW! yelled Chi-Chi. Frightened, Gohan went Super Saiyajin without realizing it, and immediately turned the page. Aw, Mom! I was doing my homework! protested Gohan. ON CHAPTER FIVE? cried Chi-Chi. HUMAN REPRODUCTION? Yes! Really! Thats our homework! cried Gohan. Ill have to have a talk with your teacher about this, said Chi-Chi. Now go eat your dinner. Yes, Mother, said Gohan as he scurried to the dining room. He was about to return to his normal form when he saw his father, in Super Saiyajin form. Gohan, dont go out of Super Saiyajin, said Gokou. Remember, we still have to train for the Cell Game. Right, said Gohan. Gokou turned to face his wife. Chi- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, GOKOU! snapped Chi-Chi. Hang your head in shame! Yes, Dear, said Gokou. As usual, Dear. Id punch your lights out if you werent a Super Saiyajin, said Chi-Chi. This brought no relief to Son Gokou, because the stronger he was, the more of an idle excuse Chi-Chi had. Once it was Id punch your lights out if you couldnt do that damned Kamehame Ha! or Id punch your lights out if it werent for that Kaiouhken! But Chi-Chi had learned to do both of those attacks. Whos to say that she couldnt go Super Saiyajin as well? Gokou knew that Chi-Chi was far weaker than he was, but she had incredible intimidation techniques, such as her forceful demeanor, her loud voice, and her constant refusal to sex. Why, Chi-Chi was so frightening that she might one day just order herself to go Super Saiyajin, no matter how utterly impossible it was. Gokou had begun to seriously contemplate bringing Chi-Chi to the Cell Game, but unfortunately, Chi-Chi refused to fight unless it conflicted with Gohans studies. Still, Gokou could always sense that there was some sort of hidden power that Chi-Chi possessed. Gohan had done many things to show his true power, and at times it was uncertain whether it was his human side that brought out this hidden strength or if it was his Saiyajin side. Gokou was quite certain that Chi-Chi was more powerful than she let on, but she refused to show any sign of her primitive instincts. Chi-Chi definitely had some sort of hidden power, because it was Gohans human side that was the root of most of his power. Still, Trunks was half-human half-Saiyajin, and he did not display the same kind of power that Gohan did. Could it have been because Bulma was not a fighter? Could it have been mostly Chi-Chis strength that made Gohan what he was? Son Gokou was quite certain that his wife Chi-Chi was in fact
By: L. Curtis Totty SHENLON! COME OUT OF THE DRAGONBALLS NOW! I HAVE COME TO MAKE MY WISH! The Eternal Dragon appeared out of the Dragonballs that had been collected, and floated, towering over what appeared to be a robot. But Shenlon was not at all a discriminatory entity, and so asked his famous question: I AM SHENLON, THE ETERNAL DRAGON, AND SHALL GRANT ANY ONE WISH! JUST TELL ME IT, AND I SHALL MAKE IT SO! SHENLON! MANY YEARS AGO MY MASTERS BODY WAS DESTROYED, LEAVING ONLY HIS BRAIN ALIVE, WHICH WAS LATER DESTROYED AS WELL! PLEASE REVIVE HIM TO HIS ORIGINAL STATE BEFORE HIS BODY WAS DESTROYED! SO BE IT! YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! YOUR BODY SHALL BE RETURNED! FAREWELL! Suddenly, a bright light flashed, and the robot found itself before its master, who was now much more powerful. Yes. Yes! YES! This is perfect! Its a good thing I programmed this robot to collect the Dragonballs and wish me back! Now I shall have my revenge on you Son Gokou! AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAH! WHERES GOHAN! cried Chi-Chi. ITS 9:00 PM! WHY ISNT HE HOME FROM SCHOOL YET? I think he said something about going to some sort of study session with some friends of his for a big Science Exam, said Gokou. THATS A LIE! HES PROBABLY OFF CAVORTING WITH HIS DRUG- DEALING FRIENDS! cried Chi-Chi. OR MAYBE YOUR DRUG- DEALING FRIENDS! Chi-Chi, calm down, said Gokou, as he rose from his chair. Gohan contacted me telepathically, and asked me if he could go to a study session after school. Im sure hes fine! Gokou, youve got to go and find him! said Chi-Chi. All right, Chi-Chi! Ill go to the Capsule Corporation Headquarters and bring Gohan home! said Gokou. He walked out of his house, and flew off towards the city. Son Gohan arrived at the Capsule Corporation Headquarters, and looked around. Hey, no ones here! Hi, Gohan! Gohan turned around, and saw the new girl from school, Lilly. Lilly? Where is everyone else? asked Gohan. They couldnt come, so well have to study ourselves! said Lilly. Hmm looks like the Capsule Corporation is closed for the day, said Gohan. Now, how are we supposed to research for the report on the Reproductive System? Hey, I know! said Lilly. What? asked Gohan. Theres this filmstrip about it at the Ultraplex Theatre! said Lilly. We can go there and get our research! Okay, said Gohan. That sounds like a good idea. About half an hour after Gohan flew Lilly to the Ultraplex Theatre, Son Gokou arrived, with a worried look on his face. Thats weird, he said. Where is everyone AAHH! Gokou and Gohan still arent back, said Chi-Chi. Which means that Gohan went somewhere else, and Gokou couldnt find him. Oh well, I guess that sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands. Now, where could Gohan be? thought Chi-Chi. Of course. He mustve gone to Kame House! Chi-Chi ran off to her air-car, and flew towards the home of Mutenroshi, hoping to find her son. Hey, look everyone! shouted Yamucha. Its Chi-Chi! Chi-Chi? asked Kurilin. What in the world is she doing here? Chi-Chi jumped out of her air-car just as if it were Gokous Kintoun. RETURN MY GOHAN! yelled Chi-Chi. Oh no! She thinks Gohan is here! cried Vegeta. Were in for it, now! Chi-Chi landed in front of Kurilin, Yamucha, Bulma, Mutenroshi, and Vegeta, facing them with a look of anger in her eyes. Chi-Chi? What are you doing here? asked Mutenroshi. Ive come for Gohan! Where is he? asked Chi-Chi. I know hes probably come here to escape studying! Where is he? I dont know what youre talking about! Gohan isnt here! shouted Mutenroshi. Suddenly, a bright light descended from the sky. Upon landing on the ground, it took the form of a human being. Ox King? asked Yamucha. Kamesennin, Ive come to challenge you to a martial arts fight! Ive been training for the chance to finally defeat you in battle! Father, this doesnt concern you! said Chi-Chi. You havent changed a bit, have you Chi-Chi? asked Ox King. Humph, said Chi-Chi. Suddenly, she saw an opportunity! She bounced off of Ox Kings chest and rushed into Kame House. Stop her before she gets too far! cried Vegeta. Wait a minute, said Yamucha. What do we have to hide? Well, if we dont do something, therell be no exciting fight scene!
said Kurilin. I guess youre right! said Yamucha. Chi-Chi ran to the back of Kame House, and saw a large carpet that hadnt been there the last time she had visited. She threw it off, and discovered a trap door beneath it. Chi-Chi opened the door to find a long staircase. THERE SHE IS! yelled Vegeta. AFTER HER! Chi-Chi quickly ran down the staircase into the hidden basement of Kame House. She had no time to examine her surroundings fully, for Mutenroshis henchmen were right behind her. All she knew was that she was in what looked like a library of some sort. She turned around, and saw Yamucha, Kurilin, and Vegeta right in front of her. Lets get her! said Yamucha. He and Kurilin rushed towards Chi-Chi while Vegeta stayed back, and began to power up. Yamucha and Kurilin suddenly began to rapidly punch and kick Chi-Chi with incredible speed. She managed to dodge every attack. Come on! Is this your best? asked Chi-Chi. Kurilin and Yamucha began to attack even faster than before, but it wasnt enough to take down the PMS Princess. Enough games! Its time for me to show you my true power! KAIOUHKEN! Suddenly, a large red flame enveloped Chi-Chis body, and she assumed the offensive! She started to rapidly punch and kick Yamucha and Kurilin, who took every single blow in horrible pain. Vegeta was stunned. Im stunned, said Vegeta. Where did she get such power? No matter, Im still much stronger than her! Chi-Chi swung her legs at Kurilin and Yamucha from opposite directions, crushing their heads together. She then put her legs together, and kicked the two Z-Fighters in opposite directions. My, can she spread her legs, said Vegeta, who unwillingly went Super Saiyajin. Uh okay, are you ready to take me on? BRINGITON! shouted Chi-Chi. Okay, said Vegeta. You asked for it! BIG BANG ATTACK! Vegeta fired his signature ki blast at Chi-Chi, who didnt even flinch as it came rushing towards her. DOUBLE KAIOUHKEN! KAMEHAME HA! Chi-Chi fired an enormous energy beam at Vegetas beam. Chi- Chis blast easily cut through Vegetas like a hot knife through butter. YAAAAAHHHHH! cried Vegeta. He was knocked into the far wall, which caused several bookcases to come crashing down to the ground. Chi-Chi looked at what fell at her feet. PORNO MAGAZINES? cried Chi-Chi. YOU MORONS WERE TRYING TO PROTECT AN ENTIRE LIBRARY OF PORNO MAGAZINES? Hey, those are pretty important, said Kurilin. We need those to stay alive! Disgusted, Chi-Chi walked back up to the first floor, and out of Kame House, where she saw Mutenroshi and Ox King fighting. Ox King slowly punched at Mutenroshi, but he was too slow for Mutenroshi, and missed. Mutenroshi slowly back-flipped backward to escape Ox King. Ox King ran around to where he expected Mutenroshi to stop flipping, huffing and puffing. How did you get over here so fast? asked Mutenroshi. Just a little something I learned from Tom Green, huffed Ox King. Oh God, Im old. said Chi-Chi. Meh. She climbed back into her air-car and flew away. Chi-Chi found herself inside a large forest. Im sure that Gohan is with that Higher Dragon of his! Unfortunately, Chi- Chi realized that she had arrived during Higher Dragon mating season: the most enjoyable part of the season. Chi-Chi threw up and left. Okay, that was disturbing, thought Chi-Chi, speeding towards the Sahara Desert. I bet I know where Gohan is, though. PICCOLO! yelled Chi-Chi. The Super Namek-Seijin meditated in midair, completely ignoring Chi-Chi. Finally, Piccolo could no longer stand Chi-Chis annoying voice, and so opened his eyes to see a pissed-off woman standing on the hood of an air-car. Gohan isnt here, said Piccolo. How do you know Im trying to find Gohan? asked Chi-Chi. Because its almost 10:00 at night, and youre the only human being crazy enough to be out here at this hour, said Piccolo. What about you? asked Chi-Chi. Im not a human being, replied Piccolo. Besides, I know you would want Gohan to be at home studying. How do you know that? Because thats all you care about, said Piccolo. As a matter of fact, Im not looking for Gohan! said Chi-Chi. She refused to give Piccolo the satisfaction of knowing her as much as she knew herself. Im uh trying to find Gokou? You? Caring about Son? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAH! laughed Piccolo. Oh yeah thats rich. Now then, Chi-Chi, I Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi? Whered she go? Son Gohan reverted from Super Saiyajin so that he wouldnt brighten up the theatre as he entered, and sat down in his seat. Lilly took hers, as well. Um Lilly? asked Gohan. Yes? asked Lilly. This isnt your seat, said Gohan. How do you know? asked Lilly. Because its mine, said Gohan. Oops! Silly me, said Lilly. She continued to sit on Gohans lap. Gohan went Super Saiyajin again, unwillingly. Okay, Chi-Chi! Think, thought Chi-Chi. Its 10:00 at night. Do you know where your son is? Okay, okay, okay! All right. Where do all the cool kids go to hang out when its past their curfew? THE PUBLIC LIBRARY! shouted Chi-Chi, as she landed her air-car in the library parking lot. GOHANS SURE TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE! Crap, said Chi-Chi, as tumbleweed rolled along the ground. Am I so out of touch with the interests of youth today? thought Chi-Chi. No! No! Impossible, its the children who are wrong! Well, if Gohan isnt at the library, then he must be Chi-Chi began to think. AT A STRIP BAR! Gohan, lets go get some popcorn, said Lilly. All right, said Gohan. The two of them walked out of the theatre, and just as he pulled out his money, he felt a sharp push, and found himself in the womens bathroom on the sofa. Lilly, what are you - Gohan was silenced by Lillys long kiss. Suddenly, Gohan went Super Saiyajin again, pushing Lilly off of him. How did your hair become black and then blonde again? asked Lilly. My hair is usually black, said Gohan. Im a Super Saiyajin now. I guess youve only seen me in this form. He never said anything about such power! cried Lilly. Who? asked Gohan. Lilly, whats going on? Nothing, said Lilly. Suddenly, she pulled out a small object, which she put on Gohans face. Lilly? Whats going on Gohan suddenly reverted to his normal form and passed out. Lilly had just erased most of Gohans ki. She then picked up a cell-phone, and dialed a number. Hello, Doctor? asked Lilly. The fox is in the den. This is the last place my son could be, said Chi-Chi. If he isnt at the library studying then hes being a terribly disobedient delinquent! Chi-Chi walked into the House of Dragonballs, trying to find Gohan. He saw nothing but women performing exotic dances. She then overheard some people talking behind her back, but she paid no attention. We got that blonde boy good well, well, well! Look what just walked in! I cant find Gohan or Gokous kis anywhere! said Chi-Chi. Lost your keys, maam? said a gruff voice. What? asked Chi-Chi. Dont worry, little missy! said the male offender. Theyre always in the last place you expect your back pocket! Chi-Chi turned around. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME! Ooh feisty! said the guy. Im Deck! Whats your name, baby? Im Chi-Chi, the wife of Son Gokou! said Chi-Chi. Hey, isnt the name of the guy we SHUT UP, ROCK! yelled Deck. So Chi-Chi howd you like to get down with a real man? Ive got a real man, said Chi-Chi. And I dont have time to deal with boys like you! Ooh, Deck! She played you out! said one of Decks friends. SHUT UP, HANK! yelled Deck. Now I know who you are. Youre the chick the boss told us to get! What? asked Chi-Chi. Yeah! said Hank. Said something about you being some sort of martial-arts chick! HIYAH! I broke a nail! OWWW! And I think I broke a tooth, said Chi-Chi, as Hank collapsed on the ground. Care to take this outside? asked Rock. Gladly, said Chi-Chi. She stepped closer to Rock, and put her hands on her chest. Uh oh, Rock! Looks like shes coming onto - AAAAAHHHHH! cried Rock, as he went flying out of the bar. You said Deck. I guess I pushed him up for commitment faster than he could handle, said Chi-Chi. Okay, thats enough, said Deck. He pulled something out of his pocket, which looked like a box of Capsules. He pulled one out, and swallowed it. Okay, Chi-Chi. Give me your best shot! Chi-Chi threw a punch at Deck, who took it full on the chin. Ha! See? Im unstoppable! said Deck, as he collapsed on the ground. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! yelled Rock from outside. He stuck a few more pills in his mouth and began to power up his ki, creating a large white energy around his body. Okay, said Chi-Chi. Lets get it on! TRIPLE KAIOUHKEN! Chi-Chi dashed towards Rock, throwing a punch at his face. Rock quickly caught her fist, but Chi-Chi began to rapidly kick Rock in the stomach, until the brute finally released his hold on Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi threw her other fist at Rocks jaw, knocking him down. She then jumped onto his stomach, and was boosted into the air. These guys use some sort of drugs to increase their ki. Too bad its not enough! KAIOUHKEN x 5! KAMEHAME HA! Rock, still lying on the ground, retaliated with a beam of his own. He and Chi-Chi were locked in a heated blast duel, with neither one of them appearing to gain an advantage. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Chi-Chi saw Hank flying towards her. Chi-Chi flew farther up into the sky, still firing down at Rock. Hank ended up in the line of fire of Chi-Chis blast, as well as Rocks. After being crushed between the two blasts, Rock finally stopped torturing his friend, and Chi-Chis beam pushed Hank down into Rock. Chi-Chi landed on the ground, standing over them. I wouldve loved to go out with one of you guys, but it looks like youve got your hands full! Suddenly, Chi-Chi began to block several of Decks punches, backing her up. She decided she had had enough, and with one swift punch, Deck was sliding on the ground into the pile of jerks Chi-Chi began to run towards them at an incredible speed. The three junkies got up, and dashed away, surrounding Chi-Chi. They quickly took more pills, and once again began to attack Chi-Chi. KAIOUHKEN x 10! Chi-Chi tried as hard as she could to block the attacks of her offenders, but they had taken so much of their super-powerful pills. And with the three of them working together, Chi-Chi didnt stand a chance. Chi-Chi awoke to find herself laying on top of a large bed, wearing a strange new outfit, which left very little to the imagination (but you have to use your imagination, because this is a fan-fiction, and you cant see it, so Hahah!). So youve awakened, said a deep voice. Who are you? asked Chi-Chi. Whos there? A tall, redheaded man with appealing features walked into the room dressed in a lab coat. Youre even more beautiful than I thought. Who the hell are you? asked Chi-Chi. Answer me! You may not know me, but your husband and son certainly do! Years ago, I took control of Piccolos brain, and tried to put my brain into the body of Son Gokou. No, it cant be! I thought you were dead! cried Chi-Chi. I was, but luckily, there was a backup genetic copy of my brain, and my old body was restored, he said. Say hello to the NEW DR. WHEELO! DAH DUN DUUUUUUN! What do you want with me? asked Chi-Chi. I tried to get the Worlds Strongest Man, said Dr. Wheelo. But now I have the Worlds Strongest Woman! Are you going to try to take control of my body? asked Chi- Chi, as she began to cover herself up. No, said Dr. Wheelo. All I want from you is nine months of your time. What? asked Chi-Chi. Thats right, said Dr. Wheelo. I want you to be the mother of my children! DAH DUN DUUUUUUN! YOU CAN QUIT WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS, HANK! yelled Dr. Wheelo. Oh sorry, sir, said Hank, as he took his hands away from his Casio Keyboard. Thank you, said Dr. Wheelo. Now then, where was I? Ah yes DAH DUN DUUUUUUN! My finger slipped, sir, said Hank. Come on, sir! Im sorry! said Hank. Please dont glare at me like that, Dr. Wheelo! said Hank. MAMA! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAHHHHH! cried Hank, as he ran out of the room. Dr. Wheelo threw a ki blast at that blasted keyboard. Now then, said Dr. Wheelo. I plan on having the Worlds Strongest Child, and I need you for that, Chi-Chi! Ill never do it with you! cried Chi-Chi. I think youll agree after you see what has happened to my future childs future half-brother, said Dr. Wheelo. A large television dropped down from the screen, and turned on to show a porno movie. CHANGE THE CHANNEL, ROCK! cried Dr. Wheelo. ROCK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! yelled Dr. Wheelo. Huh? Oh sorry, sir! said Rock, as he changed the channel. Dr. Wheelo cleared his throat. That was for later, he chuckled. Now, then! Heres something that should get you into the mood a lot quicker! The television screen showed young Gohan lying in the middle of a large room. Rock, Hank, and Deck: awaken him and attack! ordered Dr. Wheelo. Suddenly, Lilly ran into the room. Lilly? What are you doing here? asked Dr. Wheelo. Theres a problem, sir, said Lilly. What do you mean? asked Dr. Wheelo. Thats not what Gohan looked like when I first met him, said Lilly. His hair was blonde before. His hair was black when I met him, said Dr. Wheelo. Ah well. Maybe he dyed it. He mentioned something about being a Super Saiyajin, said Lilly. Super Saiyajin? Whats that? asked Dr. Wheelo. You fools! said Chi-Chi. What? asked Dr. Wheelo. You havent done your research have you? asked Chi-Chi. Watch the screen! Gohan awakened to find three large men standing around him. He watched them pop a few pills into their mouths, and start to power up. Suddenly, they all flew towards Gohan, and began to rapidly attack him. You see that, Chi-Chi? Unless you submit to me, my subordinates shall - DAAAAAHHHHH! What? asked Dr. Wheelo. He watched as Gohans ki exploded, and he transformed into a Super Saiyajin. He began to kick the henchmens sorry butts! This cant be! Dr. Wheelo and Lilly were staring at the screen in total awe and fear. They watched as Gohan beat the living snot out of Dr. Wheelos assistants. Chi-Chi looked over and saw her karate gi on the floor. She quickly ripped off the crap that Dr. Wheelo had given her, put her regular clothes back on, and rushed out of Dr. Wheelos fine chamber-room while they were distracted. What? cried Dr. Wheelo. Lilly, after her! Right, said Lilly, as she swallowed several pills and rushed after Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi dashed through the long corridors of Dr. Wheelos fortress, trying to locate Gohan. She reached a large room, and there appeared to be no one else there, but there was something right in the middle. GOKOU! cried Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi? asked Gokou. Oh, Gokou! Are you okay? asked Chi-Chi, as she ran towards the platform Gokou stood on. NO, CHI-CHI! STOP! cried Gokou. Chi-Chi froze in her tracks. This platform is covered by a harmful force field! Did you try to break out of it? asked Chi-Chi. That would be useless. It would throw my own energy back at me, said Gokou. Ive come up against one of these things before. I must admit its very good craftsmanship. Gokou tried to lean on the energy force field, but forgot that the force field was painful. Gokou ended up falling off the platform. I thought you said there was a harmful force field, said Chi-Chi. Looks like Dr. Wheelo has been cutting corners, said Gokou. I told him we needed more money for the Energy Force Field Cage Fund! Lilly, said Chi-Chi. So we meet again. We met before? asked Lilly. No, I just wanted to say that, said Chi-Chi. It feels cool. Oh okay, said Lilly. Let me try NO! THATS MY SCHTICK! yelled Chi-Chi. Greedy, said Lilly. Chi-Chi! Ill handle this! You go find Gohan! said Gokou. Are you sure? asked Chi-Chi. Gokou stole a kiss from his wife. Yes! Go! said Gokou. Chi-Chi slapped him. Dont you ever do that without getting permission! cried Chi-Chi. Oh, Im tired of having to fill out all those forms! groaned Gokou. Suck it up, said Chi-Chi. Why should I? You wont, said Gokou. Hey, am I supposed to just sit here and hear about your jacked up sex life, or are we gonna fight? asked Lilly. Oh yeah, said Gokou, as he went Super Saiyajin. Chi-Chi soon found the battle arena where Gohan was fighting Dr. Wheelos Henchmen. The henchmen were taking a lot more pills, and Gohan was beginning to lose the fight. GOHAN! cried Chi-Chi. She could no longer watch while these thugs beat up her son. KAIOUHKEN x 20! Chi-Chi decked Deck in the face, knocking him down, but Rock and Hank were still doing a number on Gohan. Plus, Deck had counter attacked Chi-Chi, and the two of them were on equal ground. Each one never lost stride with the other. Chi-Chi was preoccupied, and could do nothing to help Gohan. GEKIRETSUKOUDAN! Hank was struck down by the energy blast, weakening him. PICCOLO? asked Chi-Chi. So, we finally see your true power, Chi-Chi, said Piccolo, from above. Yeah, said Chi-Chi. KAMEHAME HA! Chi-Chi knocked Deck into the wall. So where does this power come from? asked Piccolo. Its weird, said Chi-Chi. Sometimes I have it, other times, I dont. Dont fret, said Piccolo, as he landed on the ground next to Chi-Chi. Itll be back in about a month or so. Very funny, said Chi-Chi. Gohans fist ripped through Rocks face. Mom? Piccolo? Looks like we got rid of these guys, said Piccolo. Yeah! said Gohan. Suddenly, Gokou ran in. Hey guys! said Gokou. I defeated Lilly! All right! said Gohan. Way to go, everyone! ITS NOT OVER YET! DR. WHEELO! Thats right, said the Doctor. Im here to finish you off for good! He pulled out a huge case of those pills, and swallowed them all! Oh no said Chi-Chi. Dr. Wheelos muscles became incredibly huge, and large veins coursed through them. Yes said Dr. Wheelo. Ill just have to finish you all off! Yes! Oh no you dont! said Piccolo. MAKKENKOUSAPPO! Piccolo fired his signature blast at Dr. Wheelo, who easily dodged it, and punched Piccolos lights out! PICCOLO! WHY YOU MASENKOU! Gohan fired his signature beam at Dr. Wheelo, who took it right in the stomach, but was hardly fazed by it. What? Dr. Wheelo, suddenly fired his own blast at Gohan, tossing him into a wall. GOHAN! cried Gokou and Chi-Chi. Looks like its up to us, said the Super Saiyajin. Right, said Chi-Chi. TRIPLE KAIOUHKEN! KAIOUHKEN x 30! Gokou and Chi-Chi rushed at Dr. Wheelo, and began to rapidly punch and kick the giant warrior. Gokou rammed his stomach. Chi-Chi kicked him in the back, and leg-swept him. Gokou flew into the air and began to rapidly fired ki blasts down at him. Finally, the two of them landed beside each other. Ready? asked Gokou, as he stepped behind his wife. Definitely, said Chi-Chi. KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAA! Gokou and Chi-Chi fired their ultimate blast together, as husband and wife at Dr. Wheelo. Wheelo countered with his own powerful blast, which pushed back the beam of Gokou and Chi-Chi. SAY GOODBYE! yelled Dr. Wheelo. Im sorry, Chi-Chi, said Gokou. Im at Kaiouhken x 100 now! I cant beat him! I can! said Chi-Chi. KAIOUHKEN x 50! The Kamehame Ha gained just enough power to push back Dr.Wheelos blast, knocking him through the wall of his laboratory, and into a nearby ice mountain. We did it, said an exhausted, and shirtless Gokou. Weve returned Dr. Wheelo to the tomb from whence he came Eh, Chi-Chi? asked Gokou. Chi-Chi? Where is she? Gokou ? Huh? asked Gokou. HELP ME! cried Chi-Chi from behind a large boulder. AAAAHHHH! cried Gokou. PICCOLO! GIVE ME YOUR CAPE! Piccolo tossed his cape at Gokou, who took it over to Chi-Chi. Here, put this on. Thanks, said an annoyed Chi-Chi. I feel like Bulma. Id love to feel up Bulma, said Gohan. Suddenly, there was a large explosion. Gokou turned to the icy mountain where Dr. Wheelo had just exploded out of, and began to fly into outer space. Come on, said Gokou. If you couldnt win the first time, what makes you think youll win this time? Well, at least things got more interesting, said Gohan. Whatever, said Gokou. Okay, I have to go through my speech everyone. Right! said Piccolo. Okay, Gohan! Lets go! Piccolo and Gohan flew into outer space. Chi-Chi? asked Gokou. Im about to do my speech! Arent you going to run like hell? Ive never heard your speech! said Chi-Chi. Gokou smiled. The sea, the sky, the wind, the rocks, and the fires of Earth! All things living in nature! Please, I need your energy! GIVE ME STRENGTH! The Super Saiyajin could feel the energy from everything on Earth moving towards him, granting him the power he needed. That was beautiful, said Chi-Chi. Not as beautiful as you, said Gokou. Chi-Chi blushed. Okay, Dr. Wheelo! Looks like its time for one more go at it! said Piccolo. He rammed into Dr. Wheelos stomach! Its time for me to shut you down! said Gohan. He punched Dr. Wheelo across the face. Youll pay for what you did to us! said Chi-Chi. She kneed him in the groin! GOKOU! HIT HIM, NOW! OH NO, YOU DONT! yelled Dr. Wheelo. He fired another huge laser blast down at Gokou. GENKIDAMA! Gokou tossed the Spirit Bomb into the sky, which tore through Dr. Wheelos beam easily, and destroyed Dr. Wheelo for good. Yes, said Gokou. At last, its all over. He waited for Chi-Chi, Piccolo, and Gohan to return to Earth. GOKOU! WE DID IT! cried Chi-Chi. CHI-CHI! Gokou flew into the air and tackled-hugged his wife. Im so glad youre okay. Dad! said Gohan. Out of the corner of his eye, Gohan saw the robot that had wished Dr. Wheelo back the first time. He fired a ki blast at it, destroying it. Chi-Chi, since when did you have such power? asked Gokou. Theres something I have to tell you, Gokou, said Chi-Chi. Were having another little Super Saiyajin. Huh? asked Gokou. But, after all of that It was the ki of our second child that made me strong, said Chi-Chi. Little Goten knew what had to be done. You already have a name for him? asked Gohan. Chi-Chi nodded. Chi-Chi, said Gokou. You really are the Worlds Strongest Woman! Tell me something I dont know! said Chi-Chi. THE END